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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Do you have an unusual ability? (grinnin' again...) For example, I can pop a cherry in my mouth and tie the stem in a knot--never using my hands, of course... I believe that everyone has some hidden talent...so, DO TELL...WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO? |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
watch.... closely.... i can make myself disappear *poof* byeeeeeeeee |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I don't know that it is "unusual" but I do believe, every now and then, I can make people... {~,^} watch listen and {~,^} believe in themselves.... |
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Jannel Member
since 2000-01-18
Posts 492Muncie, IN, USA |
i have a double jointed jaw. i can open a pop can and take a drink (though this is messy- i am still perfecting my talent) without using my hands. i can also turn my thumb behind my hand. yes. i am proud of these abilities. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I can whip up a "cat's cradle" (& variations) faster than any kid in my class... I've been practicing since I was ten.... um... what about the whipped cream?? [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 12-27-2000).] |
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Passions Voice Member
since 2000-10-23
Posts 291Michigan |
hmmmmmmmmm. . . I'm double-jointed. Does that count? passion is life. . . ~Diana |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
Oh, yeah? How about this one... It seems I have the uncanny ability to make people angry with me at the speed of light. Does that count? "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
I do a mean impression of Ralph Nader, LOL....makes my best friend laugh like crazy... *Krista Knutson* I'm a slow dying flower In a frost-killing hour The sweet turning sour and untouchable... -Natalie Merchant |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I have the ability to piss people off. I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I hate your socks. I'd like to burn them! |
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fractal007 Senior Member
since 2000-06-01
Posts 1958 |
Whoa!!! How do you do that? I always thought that cherry thing was just a special effect on a TV comercial! DOpey: I share your ability in pissing people off. I find that whenever there is a big discussion on religion, ESPECIALLY about creation/evolution, I can piss both sides off equally at the drop of a hat. I'm the creationist's worst enemy because I am a Christian who believes in evolution, and I am an annoyance to the evolutionists because no matter what arguments they use against me, my faith never wavers. [This message has been edited by fractal007 (edited 12-29-2000).] |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
I can read your mind. . . and shame on you!!! -------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Sven? GET OUTTA THERE!!! that one was private, and I only do that one on rare occasions, at barbecues, and ONLY if the sausage is a Keilblasa. |
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White Wolf Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 371Somewhere in the vast wasteland |
Special ability? I am a neutralizer. Much like antacid to am upset stomach. I can defuse tense situations without even thinking about it. Hence in all of my 24 years I have never been in a fight. Hey, I know, maybe I should go mediate things in the Middle East? The White Wolf |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
i have an uncanny ability to be able to stay awake for weeks on end.... [This message has been edited by doreen peri (edited 01-15-2001).] |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Geesh, Doreen - Are you still up? |
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Krawdad Member Elite
since 2001-01-03
Posts 2597 |
So that's how you manage to post so frequently. I was wondering. GO TO BED, DOREEN! /:^)== =#== |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
I always get the last word. Just ask my husband... Deb |
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fractal007 Senior Member
since 2000-06-01
Posts 1958 |
Doreen: Are u sure that is a healthy thing to do? I mean, it can cause neurological damage, I think, because you're overusing your brains systems and stuff. Have you ever halucinated as a result of staying up too long? There was a radio announcer in the 1950s who stayed up for 200 days and he became extremely paranoid and delusional as a result of the halucinations he was suffering. |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
fractal- thanks for your concern... it was a bit of exaggeration, though insomnia does seem to be an occasional problem of mine... have i hallucinated?? ummm.... i've been wondering that myself a lot lately... LOL... neurological damage? now that's interesting! could be!!! hehe.... people tell me i'm nuts.. maybe that's what's happened to me...!!! (and i can't say i haven't experienced paranoid delusions, either... hmmm... you wouldn't by any chance have office hours, would you? this has been very helpful! hehe *g thanks much! .... going to go to sleep now for a while *wink* [This message has been edited by doreen peri (edited 01-16-2001).] |
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mark woolard Member
since 2001-01-02
Posts 143 |
when i'm all streched out and limber i can put both feet behind my head |
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bestgirl911 Senior Member
since 2000-10-04
Posts 551Clio, MI , United We Stand |
Serenity... I possess the same cherry stem talent you do...... And fracta....not a special effect....*grins* Best |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
*whew!* well my friends. . . having just come back from a tour of serenity's mind. . . boy is THAT a scary place!!!. . . I'd like to say that she seems to have unsusal fascinations with all sorts of long. . . *Sven falls to his knees and disappears back into serenity's mind. . .* -------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
Well...I thought this link was funny, so I'll put in my "hidden talent." When I was much much younger, I was the only girl on a skateboard team in my area. Guess what this mom of three can still do??? Yes (grinning proudly), I can still do many tricks on my old board, and I'm better than my sons! |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Well, I seem to have the strange ability to untie a cherry with my tongue. Although the cherry hardly ever survives the experience. |
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IsGona Senior Member
since 2000-07-14
Posts 723 |
I have this strange ability to put a cherry in my mouth, chew it up, and swallow. You ppl are nuts with your stem tying tricks... hehe but it does sound interesting. Let's see... what's my real hidden talent: hmmm... I guess I don't have one... I do a pretty good job of replying without really having anything to say. Is that a talent? You guys cracked me up here ~Jason "Every body has their destiny... I'LL CHOOSE MY OWN ~Hatebreed~ |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
OOOOHHHHH....PARKER? YOU WIN. lol...gotta love it...gotta love you too.... |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
I can crack almost every intersection of bone in my body. I can move my ears. I have an insane talent for voices. More practically, my fingers are double jointed, and I can wrap my tongue under my chin. ... one other thing, but you have to ask Chris. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
and you KNOW that I will...rofl... I take it with you? the sausage does not have to be "Keilblasa".....sorry guys...being naughty again? Or Yam I? |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Hi love, hidden talent? I haven't got anything hidden or any talent love. The most I can do is make people smile, but that's hardly a talent now is it? I wish I could do the cherry trick, and I thought my tongue was nimble, but obviously not as nimble as yours. Oh I know what i can do, but that isn't for general discussion, so I'd better not say Take care love Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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angelface Junior Member
since 2000-10-25
Posts 40Savannah area, Georgia |
I also can do they cherry stem trick. I can do a british accent pretty darn well...I once convinced someone I was when I was born and raised in southwestern Minnesota. hmmm...I have this odd ability to make people laugh, even when they are crying and depressed (example: best friend called me and told me her b/f had broken up with her Over The Phone, and I had her laughing after 10 minutes). That's all. Thanks for participating. bwa-hahahahahahaha |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
My Talents. I,also, can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Believe it or not, my mother taught me that. A great bar trick. HaHa. Also- I posses tongue talents. I can touch my nose- even pick my nose with my tongue. Eww. I can touch the bottom og my chin etc. I can roll it, curl it, flip it-you name it. And lets not forget- the wonderful head stands. I can do those things so easily and just stay up forever and ever. And of course- who could forget that wonderful ability to piss people off so easily and yet charm my way right out of it. |
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Acies
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Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
I don't have any special abilities "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
I can do many things with my eyes... I can... - Flip the eyelids inside out - Tuck the bottom eyelids and eyelashes inside of the eye to create the illusion that they aren't there - Cross them - Cross one eye at a time - Roll one clockwise and the other counterclockwise |
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Spice Senior Member
since 2001-04-13
Posts 1266Resting in my cardboard box. |
*Cringes* EWWW! Nasty! HaHa.. I can't stand it when people flip their eye lids...it looks so painful! OUCH! And I have never ever ever seen someone tuck their eyelashes in their eyes...Weird! I gotta see that! Does it hurt? |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Weird thing is no it doesn't... you'd better believe I get yelled at by my folks for it though. It's actually a really good way to get things out of my eyes, to be honest. I learned most of these things due to insomnia, and the fact that I had a mirror on my nightstand. So I'd just do things like this when I was a kid. |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
lets just say i have a really long tounge and i will let yall take it from there. its sad when you at the doctors and he says to stick out your tounge. in his exact words he said DAMN THATS A BIG TOUNGE. never had a complaint though. ok and i am out of here before someone erases my post hehehehe. All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Jesse....if you want some compliments you gotta SHOW us what you can do with that tongue....but not on me...hehe Well.....talents....hmmmm.....I can fly and I have X-ray vision....ok no. Erm......ok you know what? I HAVE NO TALENTS! *walks out* |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
hmmmmmm i have to show what i can do with my tounge? hmmmmmmmm well i did post a story about it in adult. and it was true. *sigh* i miss those days. oh yeah and this face was inpired by me ya know? hehehehehe All I feel is hurt and sorrow, praying it'll all be gone by tomorrow but as tomorrow rolls around, another tear hits the ground. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I can pick up an olive using only my...oh... nevermind! But? I would suggest NOT trying the cocktail onion! YOWSER! Oh. and? DO leave jalapeno stuffed olives ALONE. |
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helen smith Member
since 2001-03-12
Posts 240 |
fracta1007..you really annoy me . teheehheeeee |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
I can put my hand flat on a desk and twist it all the way around without moving my body. It's pretty.... "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I can move my body all around a desk without the desk moving AMAZING!!! |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
I can stand up and be miraculously taller than certain people.... "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
So you think |
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Child of the Stars
since 2000-09-07
Posts 1658Ann Arbor, MI |
Yes, yes I do. "Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the self-same well from which your laughter rises was often-times filled with your tears." ~Kahil Gibran |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Carly, you sound so prehensile. |
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Jesse Jaymz Senior Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 708Youngstown, ohio |
i am a psychic. i can tell exacly what you are wearing. but i have to do it in person And I cry to the alleyway |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
I can make my tounge look like it's in this wierd lookin 3-leaf clover thing. And I can bend my wrists enough so that my thumb can touch my forearm. hehe.. --Marie Don't ever be someone's slogan, because you are poetry. |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
The annoying ability to be sarcastic and to go over the line in topics leaping over high taboos, faster than the speed of sense and able to be break the taste barrier. "difference between love and comfortis that comfort's more reliable and true |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Never could do that cherry stem thing, but I bow to the greater talents I could always do this yoga type pose,cross legged with a foot on each thigh, since childhood, when yoga was unheard of. Now that is exciting. I have double jointed thumbs that do nothing special except make kids say EW when I show them. Then there is that other hidden talent, real hidden these days, of being able to...well, never mind. Love you guys, you always cheer me up |
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Blaec Member
since 2001-04-23
Posts 130The Sunshine State |
I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO THE CHERRY STEM THING UNTIL I GOT MY TONGUE PIERCED. THAT TRICK DOES ATTRACT A LOT OF ATTENTION AT THE BAR! I MISS THAT! OTHER THAN THAT I CAN DO A CARTWHEEL ON MY ELBOWS AND I CAN STAND ON ONE LEG AND PUT THE OTHER ONE BEHIND MY HEAD! |
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Tovi Member
since 2001-06-05
Posts 168 |
I can drive any man completely out of his mind in 2 seconds flat. Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
Wow tovi, now that's a feat! |
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Fading Away
since 2001-03-14
Posts 3131Lynchburg, Virginia |
I can fold my tounge into a 3-leaf clover. haha. Does that count? --Marie |
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bslicker
since 2000-12-04
Posts 2321state of mind |
I have the ability to make my wife made at me,faster than the speed of light.. A smile a day keeps the world in smile's. |
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