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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration 
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Ok, I want to know who wrote the rules of life, so I can kick them in the hiney... Because as far as I'm concerned, the rules as I know them....SUCK!!! and while I'm at it... Why CAN'T I have my cake and eat it too? |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
Dear Wolf pup...the correct phrase is to eat one's cake and have it too. Anyone can have their cake and eat it,but to eat your cake and still have it is the art.As to the rules of life......I have no clue, but I'll bet he was male! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Chris:..Just for you I'll hold a leg out...ROFL as for the cake, tis easy, you just need more than one cake...ooops What's wrong? HUGS ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
The rules of life were written by a mean old couple in Montana. The sit in their basement and think up these rules...for instance, if you've eaten your cake, it's gone (thus you can't eat your cake and have it too)..they also made the rule that the toilet paper should be pulled the bottom!  What's up? |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Chris, you can have your cake and eat it too...just as soon as you stop worrying about the rules. ------------------ Michael Anderson Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream? |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I'm sure that the rules were made by men as well - but - I've been informed by good authority that women get to change them at will - throughout the game. That way they can eat their cake and have it too...  |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
What's the use of having a cake if you can't eat it? If you eat all of yours, steal someone else's (or even better, get them to GIVE it to you!) Life is what you make of it; as long as you don't deliberately trample any hearts along the way you're good to go (the no-heart-stomping rule is the only one that holds any weight with me.) --K. ------------------ You cannot choose the way of your death, but the path you choose will determine its own end. |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
OKOK...I know I got it wrong...sigh, see what kind of week I've been having? And yes, you all are right, (except Nan....women are allowed to THINK they can change the rules...men just go along with it to humor you) |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Oh quit your belly aching.. (thats what you get for eating all that cake!!) Bend over so I can kick you in the hiney!!!!! |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
"women are allowed to THINK they can change the rules...men just go along with it to humor you" You see Chris, thats what YOU think. We women have a clever way of letting men think that THEY have all the power, and we cleverly manipulate the rules when they are not looking. (LOL we change the recipe in the cake) That way, men think they have the power, and women know that in all actuality THEY have the power, and everyone is happy. Besides, Most men are helpless in the kitchen. If they do know how to cook, they would promptly eat their cake afterwards. Many women are too weight consious to devour a whole cake, so we just create cake reserves. There would be no cake if it weren't for women. ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Geesh..... You're absolutely right, of course, SD.... But then shouldn't the battle of the sexes be just a piece of cake? Why isn't it??? |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
Nan- men are hardheaded, disagreeable, always have to have the last word....need I say more? ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Ok, this may change the course of this conversation - I disagree with all the statements about men. My best friends are all men...I prefer having male friends to having female friends.......(now that this can of worms is open........) |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
PdV- Nearly all my friends are male too. I was of course only joking in my statements, creating ym own little joke stereotype of men. Of course I am not serious, because I HATE stereotypes. Just thought I would clear that up. ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
Men do not always heve to have the last word...oops  |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Women either.....nope!!... |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
'Men do not always have to have the last word '- I'll remind you of that next time I say "I win'. You poor whiny thing you. Stuff yourself with all the cake you want - it's not like it'll make a difference to your royal bonyness - heheheh. As to the rules - dear, there are no rules - it all depends on what era you're living in! |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
I still don't understand why you say we have to have the last word...  (<-- love the rolling eyes dude...  ) |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Well..you're not having it...even after a year  K |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
Chris, if you want to know the truth, I did...I confess I wrote the rules of Life, with the help of a hedgehog and a group of drunk lab mice on a napkin in a pub in the heavenly quaters of Heaven, in fact we were all drunk and it was a silly prank. We never actually thought that it would catch on. The mice went into hiding as politicians because the common misconception is that all politicians are rats when they are actually albino lab mice, the hedge hog set up a small computer company under the alias Bill door but had to change it to Gates in order to avoid being caught up in a tax fraud scandal. Chris I do apologise for any inconvenience caused, just be grateful that we decided to evolve man from apes and not elephant Seals as mouse 012 suggested. Then again are you really going to believe a person who allows mice and hedgehogs to play dice with the universe...thought not.. Sit down and bargain "Until your tongues are dry If the havoc and the shame continue We'll drown you in our putrefaction" Primo Levi |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Oh and please note - I am not a twit  K |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Rules were made to be broken!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!< !signature--> "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea [This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 09-06-2000).] |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
(Wait... should a moderator be saying this??!?! oops...)< !signature--> "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "The robbed that smiles steals something from the thief" -Shakespea [This message has been edited by LoveBug (edited 09-06-2000).] |
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JP Senior Member
since 1999-05-25
Posts 1343Loomis, CA |
Rules? When the hell did they give us rules?  Why wasn't I informed? Nobody ever tells me anything.... damn, now I gotta start all over....  Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn. JP "Everything is your own damn fault, if you are any good." E. Hemmingway |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
Ok I gotta agree with PdV just about all my best friends are men too. Most women are just, so well, ummm *****y. That brings me to the question, Chris are you really a woman?...ROTFL...just kidding, just kidding. And as for the rules would someone explain them clearly to me? And that cake thing, is it really cake you men want??? |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Yes..haven't you heard, men all want a piece. |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
ROTFL....Too funny PdV |
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SorrowsMystress Member
since 2000-04-01
Posts 178I'm a wanderer, a nomad...I don't live in one particular area, Just wherever I end up. |
MMMMMM.... cake!!! **drools** After I eat my cake, may I have some of yours? I'm eating for two ya know.... *drools more* "It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
there are rules????? |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
sighs to doreen...I didn't get the memo either... |
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English Rose Member
since 2000-08-20
Posts 211Berkshire, England |
Hey!.....someone ate my cake!!!!!!! |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
THAT WAS ME eNGLISH rOSE AND IT WAS DELICIOUS lol |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
GROAN ... Who dragged up THIS dinosaur? LOL Chris, unfortunately, the first step in having a cake requires some sort of cooking -- a skill that, with the exception of French toast, you lack. May I just suggest you have your Burger King and eat it too? I hear they'll even make it Your Way, which you most likely won't get from life ... --Me YOUR LIFE IS A TEST It is only a test ... If this were your Actual Life, you would have been given better instructions! |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ah-ha! found it! |
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Elizabeth Cor Senior Member
since 2000-10-13
Posts 879Over the river and through the woods |
I want to have my cake, and eat it -- with ICE CREAM... but, moreso, I wish I was cake.  [This message has been edited by Elizabeth Cor (04-19-2002 06:04 PM).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
OMG. THIS thread...groans...Meggy - he can't have the last word...why do you want to be a cake anyway? I'd rather be chocolate..or ice cream..hmmmmmmm...hokey pokey icecream... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm where is that freezer...  K |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Well, I'll be damned...the cake thread. (I still think it sucks.) Thanks Christopher. |
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skyshine
since 2002-02-07
Posts 3058Beneath the northern stars |
I don't like it either. I haven't figured out how to eat my cake and have it too. ~sky I'm in charge, and I say question authority! |
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