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Masked Intruder

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Near golden sunsets

0 posted 2002-11-21 05:40 AM

I'm feeling the lack of depth in my life.

Let me hear something really really deep.

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

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1 posted 2002-11-21 05:59 AM

"You have to know when to hold 'em.
Know when to fold 'em.
Know when to walk away.
Know when to run.

You never count your money
when you're sittin' at the table--
there'll be time enough for countin'-
when the dealing's done."

ew...Kenny Rogers?

serenity blaze
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2 posted 2002-11-21 06:03 AM

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

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Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

3 posted 2002-11-21 07:40 AM

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way..."

Sudhir Iyer
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since 2000-04-26

Posts 6943
Mumbai, India : now in Belgium

4 posted 2002-11-21 12:22 PM

Throw a pebble into the deepest of wells, and if it takes a minute to hear the sound of the pebble hitting the water, you will know it is very very deep...

On the other hand try sleeping with one eye open...

cheers,
sudhir

serenity blaze
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5 posted 2002-11-21 12:28 PM

sudhir? in my world? just try NOT sleeping with one eye open...tired sigh.

quietlydying

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since 2001-06-10

Posts 935
the wonderful land of oz

6 posted 2002-11-21 01:46 PM

'the fat man walks alone...'

hahahaha.

/jen/

i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now.

vlraynes
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since 2000-07-25

Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...

7 posted 2002-11-21 03:18 PM

Ever seen the movie, "The Abyss"?
Now THAT'S deep!

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

8 posted 2002-11-21 07:58 PM

Deep, huh? *grins*
Watch Scooby Doo. Now THAT is deep

I am a Knight who says Ni!

serenity blaze
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9 posted 2002-11-21 10:28 PM

from Steven Wright:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the
ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.

quietlydying

Senior Member

since 2001-06-10

Posts 935
the wonderful land of oz

10 posted 2002-11-22 02:32 AM

oh you missed one:

did you hear about the photographer who went insane trying to take a closeup picture of the horizon?

that's one of my favourite steven write lines, or, er, jokes.

/jen/

i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now.

[This message has been edited by quietlydying (11-22-2002 02:33 AM).]

brian madden
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since 2000-05-06

Posts 4374
ireland

11 posted 2002-11-22 08:31 PM

"Let me hear something really really deep".

well its an interesting challenge but an unanswerable one at the same time, what i may find deep you may feel it is shallow or visa versa.

the wisest word I have ever heard is:

BLAH

think about it for a while.

I used to make phantoms I could later chase images of all that could be desired then I got tired of counting all of these blessings"h.devoto magazine

quietlydying

Senior Member

since 2001-06-10

Posts 935
the wonderful land of oz

12 posted 2002-11-22 09:45 PM

i personally prefer bleh.

/jen/

i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now.

Pip
Member

since 2001-09-14

Posts 59

13 posted 2002-11-23 02:49 AM

And I say psh

Ryan
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since 1999-06-10

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Kansas

14 posted 2002-11-24 11:17 PM

They say indifference killed the cat. Or was it curiosity? Now I'm gonna have to go find out.

Pip
Member

since 2001-09-14

Posts 59

15 posted 2002-11-25 01:08 AM

I see your curiosity, but I feel your indifference.

Jaime

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16 posted 2002-12-05 11:32 PM

Deep thoughts can be found anywhere you choose to look for them. Inform yourself. Don't depend on the philosophies of others.

(Therefore, completely ignore what I've just told you.)

i was here

quietlydying

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since 2001-06-10

Posts 935
the wonderful land of oz

17 posted 2002-12-06 12:30 PM

yes, you were. weren't you?

/jen/

i'm freezing, i'm starving, i'm bleeding to death. everything's fine. [tracy bonham]

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