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Allysa 
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden 
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this is just a list of things that I find to be absurd 1. (for skyfire's sake) Cows 2. the band of creepy old laidies who work at Burger King. 3. the lady that I see standing on the corner everyday in the sombrero 4. N SYNC 5. penguins ( I love them, but they can't fly) 6. Ostriches (why would they stick their heads in the ground?) 7. MTV (corrupting the pre-teenage world as we know it) 8. Mr. Ammer's second period sophmore high honors english class 9. The Green Knight from Sir Gawain and the Green Knight 10. Mr. Ammer and how he asked me for a metaphor on life and I missed the first part of it and simply said that Life was dancing in the rain and he just looked at me like I was insane and corrected me by saying that Life was A DANCE in the rain... 11. Katie (my math partner), her fingers, her ring. 12. the fact that my class ring cannot simply be delievered the same day as all the other class rings, but rather that I have to wait 3-4 wks for mine. 13. The Backstreet Boys 14. Trees 15. fingernail polish 16. White-out (why must people question that I am the white-out god?) 17. Joey 18. Business Law 19. Study Hall 20. Mc Donalds (during the daytime, there's a Mc Donalds where all these absurd old laidies work and they all call ya "honey" and everything... ahhh) 21. computers. help me add to my list! "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
when people who don't know you try and touch you and use terms of endearment. ::shudders:: that really sucks. bad techno music. i mean, i love techno, but some of it out there is just plain crap. /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
oh, and men in speedos. ugh... /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Large purses with everything but the kitchen sink in it. I mean who cares if you have 7 different kinds of Life Saver in there? It bumps into things when you walk down an aisle in the grocery store and takes up its own seat in the movie theater! Absurd. |
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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon |
My list to add to yours. 1. Huge pants sagging on hips. 2. Underwear showing out of huge pants sagging on hips. 3. Black nail polish on men. ugh! 4. Marilyn Manson, just because. 5. Blonde Jokes. All absurd!! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
okay... hot dog buns come 8 to a pack...weenies? 10-- you'd think they'd have a meeting. egg holders in refrigerators that only hold 10 eggs. child-protected caps that the elderly have to enlist a child to open. there's more...there's more... |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
cell phones Sueing someone because you slipped on the ice in frount of their house hair dye sandalsneakers masks tooth witening stuff "Sticks and stones will break my bones, |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
i am here to defend cell phones and hair dye. as a hair dyed cell phone user, i'm all for them.  wisdom comes with age. haha.and we had some stupid lady do that at work. because she tripped on the sidewalk outside and didn't break her fall so she mashed up her face a bit. and who's fault is that? not ours. i mean, sidewalks are everywhere. learn how to walk. i've never sued a soul, though i have plenty of reason to. it's pointless. i'm not an american. :: shrugs :: more abusurd things? - the price of barbies and barbie accessories. - restaurant cooks who can never remember to make your order properly. - waiters who don't know the meaning of the words 'extra tomatoes'. i never get extra tomatoes. it sucks!! - teenyboppers. - the price of gas. - pop music [though we've discussed this in a previous thread heh]. - anything to do with pop culture nowadays. and so it goes. nice thread allysa. i WILL be back. long live the absurd thread!! /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
1. Slobs (I'm fully aware that I was a slob this week) 2. That almost-drool worthy guy at the bar last night. Jerk  3. Songs that lose their flavour after I listen to them over and over and over 4. Daylight Savings Time 5. Titus... he's the most absurd person I've ever known  (disclaimer: I'm kidding)6. Forgetting what I was going to write :/ 7. Thong underwear. 8. TOILETS 9. Eyebrows. I hate them. Life would be so much easier if I didnt' have to pull little hairs out at least twice a week. Grrr I am a Knight who says Ni! [This message has been edited by Skyfire (11-17-2002 08:26 PM).] |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
i'm lazy, i sometimes go weeks without plucking. heh. where would we be without toilets? i for one am glad we have them. never diss a thong!! and as my sister reminded me this week, i have plans on becoming the prime-minister. why? you ask. i want to invent daylight wasting time. just because it sounds cool. /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. [This message has been edited by quietlydying (11-17-2002 08:54 PM).] |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
Ahh... but Skyfire has a story for her toilet...  Absurd things? Me My friends Yucky portables with mold and abestoes and fungus growing in them that smell bad enough to make you faint and have excessively high CO2 levels.  Kielo According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellw is, but I know where to find him. |
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Miah Senior Member
since 2002-08-26
Posts 1062Pennsylvania |
1) Slow Drivers 2) Telemarketers (even though I use to do it )3) BLACK FRIDAY!!! ugh!!! 4) Big Bright lights shining in my bedroom window at night. And so many more. |
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Acies
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-07
Posts 7665Twilight Zone |
this is the most absurd to me............ who invented a 5 day week day and 2 day weekend, personally, i'd turn it around  là où est mon amour? |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
I am absurd hehe I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
1. Snoop Dogg 2. Profesor Lockhart from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets... 3. J-Lo (not jennifer lopez, but this guy at my school named Josh, I kicked him and put him on crutches) 4. siblings 5. relatives 6. My crazy family and they're anti-codyness. 7. Starbucks 8. People who think they can randomly tickle/grab at you in the middle of CVS. (I shure showed him!) 9. Edible Bubbles! 10. THONGS ( I agree w/ whoever mentioned it, they're annoying..) "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Savage Quiescence Member
since 2002-07-29
Posts 326Wandering |
1. people who pronounce "scared" as "scerrrd" 2. Latin teachers that tell people to pull up their pantyloons instead of just saying "pants" 3. the erasers on mechanical pencils that always break off 4.vanity 5. losers who are your friend one minute and this unrecognizable jerk the next 6. sandwiches made of brain (yes, they do sell such a thing) 7. just about everything else "Whatever life brings, I've been through everything, but now I'm on my knees again" -Creed |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Travelling portapotties I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
so how does asbestos grow in a portapotty? i'm a little confuzzled. violence is so not cool. just my seventeen cents. :: shrugs :: /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
oh, and a very absurd thing? the stomach flu. [ok, so it's technically not the flu, but it still really sucks]. /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
This smille  (I love this smilley)the word "booger" (how is it spelled anyway?) beans My cat: he is the fattest thing I have ever seen! tounges (who can touch their tounges to their nose?) Stapples and stapplers two-way mirrors (uggg, talk about freaky....) Never be normal! |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Asbestos grows in portapotties? What's asbestos? I am a Knight who says Ni! |
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Android 17
since 2001-07-21
Posts 664Winnipeg |
Rhonda---think "Red Green". Remember? Port Asbestos? Tyhla du dra piyd uv so seht! |
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Savage Quiescence Member
since 2002-07-29
Posts 326Wandering |
ebonics parents who say you're smarting off just because you have a better point than they do "Whatever life brings, I've been through everything, but now I'm on my knees again" -Creed |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
1. Dancing bush (at www.bored.com, check it out if you haven't seen it) 2. writing "creative responses" to some english (bedford, i think) handbook... hello, where the hell do you get creativity when studying GRAMMAR... which leads to my next topic: 3. grammar, parts of sentences, nouns... blah blah blah... as long as one speaks properly, one should not have to take grammar in school. 4. Mr Ammer (I may have already mentioned him... Allie {a friend} and I think he might have PMS, but he's also crazy, so it makes it funny) 5. yellow 6. Acire 7. Javier (J/k guys, you know i love you to pieces) "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Opeth Senior Member
since 2001-12-13
Posts 1543The Ravines |
1. No payments until whatever year ads. The worst way to purchase anything. 2. Just about every commercial ever made, because they were created for morons. 3. SUVs. I mean really, how many SUV owners actually take them off-road? And please, spare me with the, "I need one to haul every one else's kids around" theory. Drive to work in the morning and count how many SUVs on the road contain more than 1 or maybe, just maybe 2 persons. If you need to haul an umpty-squat load of kids, get a stationwagon or share the driving duties with other parents. 4. Cell phones. I mean come on people, do I really need to listen to what stanger Bob plans on having for dinner tonight or Aunt Gertrudes re-occuring bouts with diarrhea? 5. People who drive SUVs while chatting on their cell phones. 6. People who don't understand how to drive. These people don't have a clue. Here are some of their absurdities... - tailgating, especially when the driver being tailgated has no where else to go. I guess the tailgater expects the tailgatee to jump the vehicle in front of them. - Speeding towards the traffic light when the light is changing or has changed to red. Hey, by doing this, they just may make the light change back to green again. - Zig-zagging between lanes. Oh sure, this is going to help them get to where they are going much faster...maybe by 1-3 minutes. I have a suggestion for this group...leave for your destination 1-3 minutes sooner and quit changing lanes so much. It so funny to me, that the majority of these people don't understand that traffic lights negate their intentions. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
- slow drivers. - drivers who drive SIDE BY SIDE, thus preventing anyone from getting by. - drivers who drive BELOW the speed limit in perfect driving conditions. - drivers who drive SIDE BY SIDE BELOW the speed limit. - drivers who come RACING up the curb lane, only to cut in front of you because of a parked car. while EVERYONE ELSE is waiting in the median lane. - drivers who don't signal. - tailgaters. - cutting people off. - coming SPEEDING through a yield when you DON'T have enough time!! the sign is there for a reason. - the majority of drivers over seventy. - anyone who drives a buick. - or an oldsmobile. - the majority of teenage male drivers in mommy and daddy's car. - when people like to race at stoplights. - people who DON'T stop for a red light. - speed freaks. - people who drive on the shoulder!! - drivers who speed up, slow down, speed up, slow down for no reason. - people who take up more than one parking space. - or park too close to your car. and so it goes on and on and on and on. will people EVER learn to drive?!?!  /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. [This message has been edited by quietlydying (11-22-2002 05:25 PM).] |
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Marshalzu
since 2001-02-15
Posts 2681Lurking |
1. This thread. |
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Alicia Member
since 2002-03-22
Posts 279 |
<------ (must be absurd): drives an suv (for the 4 wheel drive and snowboard gear capacity of course), leaves 1-3 minutes LATER than she should, so weaves in and out of lanes, speeds up to yellow lights (to bomb through them of course), and in Boston you can't use a blinker/directional (or at least it isn't advised, if the person in the lane you are 'hoping' to get into _sees_ your blinker on, they speed up to close any gap to prevent you from getting in, so you have to scoot in there before they have the chance), and she does this all while talking on her cell phone. Boy oh boy. (no I'm not proud of this and I don't do it _all_ the time, I'm just laughing at a few of these entries). |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Stupid people. No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I just have one thing to add about the SUV. Live in a state where 3-6 ft. of water is an annual occurence and you will understand. Somewhere I have a picture of that ice blue firebird--unfortunately all you can see is the windshield. |
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Essorant Member Elite
since 2002-08-10
Posts 4769Regina, Saskatchewan; Canada |
1--Smoking 2--breast implants 3--Stretching one's ear lobe to fit a big ring inside it. 4--cyber love-making 5--having to say "what, who etc. is" on jeapardy. 6--cat or dog show competitions 7--the cost to rent new releases at blockbuster |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
Eating yogurt with a toothpick. It is also extremely unsatisfying. Kielo According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him. |
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Wind
since 2002-10-12
Posts 2981 |
skyfire: you don't think I'm absurd, to you?  ......Yes I am normal....no!!no!! The dogs are coming.....get away you darn, dirty dogs!!!!!Never be normal! |
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cherish Senior Member
since 2001-03-25
Posts 1639swimming in fairy floss........... |
keilo you goon!  eat it with a fork, and eat jelly with your fingers...  Are you scared? |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
TOOTHPICKS! *just finished the second yogurt with a toothpick* According to statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him. |
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Opeth Senior Member
since 2001-12-13
Posts 1543The Ravines |
Serenity, "I just have one thing to add about the SUV. Live in a state where 3-6 ft. of water is an annual occurence and you will understand." ~ So what did you all do before the SUV craze? I can see it now, LA prior to the 1990s, traffic comes to a standstill due to flooded then stalled automobiles. [This message has been edited by Opeth (11-26-2002 07:30 AM).] |
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knightlyshadows Senior Member
since 2001-04-14
Posts 791obscured vision |
- Burger King selling Tacos. - Mexican restuarants that don't serve -real- mexican food. - Commercials. - Books that don't have a lit snipet of info about what the book is about on the jacket/cover. - Teenagers in general. *ahem* don't eat me. - Adults who think they know better because they're older. - Toe Socks, though I love them. - Sporks and the like. - Techno Music, most Country music, most Rap music. - People who decorate their house with candles they don't intend to light. - Little garbage bags you keep in your car. Like you'll actually put the trash in it. - A billion car dealerships in small cities. - A billion car dealerships in the neighboring small cities. - Cost of gas and getting your hair trimmed. I'm not payin freakin 40 bucks for someone to cut a straight inch off my hair. - People who 'baby talk' their kids/babies and their pets. - Min. Wage. - Price of food/drink at movie theaters. - Mullets(sp). It was bad hair even in the 80's. More later maybe. “A single choice can build destinies, or destroy them.” Getting away, isn't Running away. "The hurt that you try to hide, is killing me." [This message has been edited by knightlyshadows (11-26-2002 11:05 AM).] |
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LoveBug
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
-The fact that most people pay to go to a university where they cut most of the classes anyway! -Seat belt checkpoints. We see them from a mile away, so we just buckle up before we get to the officer and then unbuckle a few feet down the road -Winter frost on cars. ALWAYS makes me late! -Neighbors who park in front of MY house and take MY parking space! DIE! -The fact that my school got my ACT scores before I did -The fact that I only went up one point in a year. I learned enough in one year to fill up one ACT point! -The fact that I had to take the stinkin' test at 8am in a room full of my exboyfriend's whorish friends -The fact that my #1 school costs more than the rest of my alternatives combined! Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
- when people don't wear the seatbelts. yes, i do so enjoy flying through the windshield upon impact. ::cough cough:: - people who park in the driveway when they don't live there. whether it be plumbers, salespeople, my sister's friends, etc. it's rude. - when you have a tune stuck in your head and don't know the band or name or enough of the lyrics to look it up. - when you catch your sister stealing your boots for the fourth time when you've told her SEVEN times she's NOT allowed!! - kids who have mommy and daddy buy their first car. and saying it again because it needs to be said again... - the price of anything at the movies. eight and a half dollars for a small popcorn and small drink?! /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. [This message has been edited by quietlydying (11-26-2002 08:58 PM).] |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Wind... you're not stupid, you're you, and you is great Absurd things? - Again, stupid people. I just about got into three accidents today, because people DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE (I swear, it's National Stupid Persons Week.) - people who insist on mocking my beliefs - being in a bad mood and not knowing why. Oh wait, that's a good thing No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. |
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Alicia Member
since 2002-03-22
Posts 279 |
~Eeehhee! I just thought of a new smilie, thank you. (and IT is so completely absurd, ahh haa haa. now I just have to find somebody to make it for me). |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
stupid people come out in droves. i can't stand them!! 'ignorance kills everyday.' /jen/ i'm so bitterly disappointed. betty, i think it's time you leave now. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
What did we do before SUV's? We rented out our pirogues... and? Opeth? I don't discount anything happening in L.A. But on a less humorous note, check out the news for our humble state during the next hurricane. More than likely you will see the inevitable shot of cars stalled and people stranded in emergency conditions, on the ONLY EVACUATION route. We don't have one, but we do own a large truck. Unfortunately, unless we grow wings, (not bloody likely ) our only hope for higher ground is a higher vehicle.Peace to you Opeth, and may you never have to deal with such a thing in a low riding vehicle. |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
1. Cincy city buses ( I almost got run over 3x in ONE day {Less that four hours, to be exact}) 2. Crazy Hanson-loving people.... 3. Anyone who has ever found Justin Timberlake to be mildly attractive... 4. Christina Aguilera and her new "image".... reinventing oneself is a sign of sell outs... 5. school 6. my hands 7. lava lamps (though I love mine to death..) 8. stupid salespeople at Sam Goody who do not seem to understand the concept of A) "I don't need any help" or B) "May I buy the display?" (really, is it my fault that they ran out of Beatles Abbey Road posters? The stupid guy told me to drive an hour and a half in the opposite direction just to get one... mind you, I can't drive.) 9. school pictures 10. class rings 11. My little Remme Remme (she's my bestest friend......) 12. Every one of you! tehe! I'm off... oh, right... I rememberd another person... 13. Sir Lancelot Leroy of Kentucky.... "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Opeth Senior Member
since 2001-12-13
Posts 1543The Ravines |
At Serenity, |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
-insomnia -final exams -back pain -Ryan (he's extremely absured) No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
1. Not knowing the definition of "absurd." |
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Jaime
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MemberPosts 250 |
people egos cell phones (can be very helpful, but who uses it for helpful reasons? no, people have conversations in the grocery store about their petty personal lives that trust me no one else in the grocery store wants to hear about) mtv trends religious junkies "spreading the word" by telling you you're going to hell unless you "find God" fast food people who just don't get it, but are "sophisticated" enough to think that they do (yeah right. go get another latte, loser.) gossip the sick plastic of our society that as a society we can never escape because a society will never be the individual i was here |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
crying every day. /jen/ i'm freezing, i'm starving, i'm bleeding to death. everything's fine. [tracy bonham] |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
1. when your boyfriend shows up just as you've made a grilled cheese sandwhich to give you a card and some twizzlers... why does he have to be so sweet? It would be easier if he just..... wasn't. "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Ephraim Junior Member
since 2002-12-07
Posts 24 |
Not finding time to breathe. |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Squinting. It's the most absurd thing I've ever done. |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
Cramps. *doubles over in pain*.. if I take anymore meds, my stomach will bleed..... ahhhh..... I hate this... I hate school... okay, I'm going to go die now... good bye. "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
headaches. /jen/ 'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control. i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.' [radiohead] |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Ryan |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
Feeling great about your life when your smushed in a bed, under the covers, between your best (female) friend and your other best (male) friend who happens to be your boyfriend's ex-best friend and happens to have a crush on you, and keeps kissing the top of your head. AHHHH! when your boyfreind flips out because he finds out you were laying in bed w/ your best female friend and she kissed you. Woo-hoo. I'm a lesbian now... not. "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
there's nothing wrong with bisexuality. i'm bi. why does everyone always get so worked up over it? i don't understand it. anyways, more absurd things? the feeling you have after eating an entire jumbo bag or nibs. and the aftertaste. bleh. /jen/ 'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control. i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.' [radiohead] |
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A Tone of Voice Member
since 2001-07-18
Posts 287 |
electronic messages, choose number one if blah, blah, and two if blah blah, or three if blah, blah.... then finally you get a real person and they tell you, you have the wrong department....hehe~! I hate it~! |
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Jaime
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I've noticed that most of the girls who say they're bi actually aren't, but say it because it's trendy or because they kissed a girl. (Pssst.. that doesn't make you bi.) Not accusing you, Jen. You just reminded me of it. Now that's pretty absurd. I walked up to a girl and since I'm not one to hit on people who are straight (the considerate homo), I asked her if she was female inclined. She said yes, but then later told me she wasn't serious. She only said that to "impress" the guys sitting at her table. Roll of the eyes. Life is where you look for it. [This message has been edited by Jaime (12-14-2002 08:40 PM).] |
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PoetryIsLife
since 2001-10-27
Posts 1763...in my boxers... |
Miscommunication. "A life unexamined is not worth living." |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
oh but jaime, those are my favourite kind!! ::cough:: i've known for years, but tried to talk myself out of it for the first three. heh. man did that ever depress me at fourteen. /jen/ 'i don't care if it hurts, i want to have control. i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul.' [radiohead] |
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Allysa
since 1999-11-09
Posts 1952In an upside-down garden |
Ok, my friends and I have this club that we have actually dubbed "the girls club". There's me, Alison, her boyfriend Lance (who is bi and very female-ish) and my freind Ryan (who is also bi). My boyfriend doesn't get it. Alison and I are like sisters, hence why it was cool that she kissed me when I'm not bi. We shave our legs together, take baths together.... etc. "Wie ein Quadrat in einem Kreis, eck' ich immer wieder an obwohl ich doch schon lange weiß, daß ich niemals ändern kann." ~Wizo |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Love. I mean, what the hell am I thinking about, trying to get Ryan to fall in love with me, when I have my entire life ahead of me? (and a trip to Florida when he hands me the money he owes me in the spring )*sigh* Bloody emotions, I'd like to shoot them all... mine, anyways. The rest of you can keep yours. How saintly of me  "it was cute, it was like he was shy and didn't want to make it too obvious" |
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Opeth Senior Member
since 2001-12-13
Posts 1543The Ravines |
Anyone who is selling their car and uses a "For Sale By Owner" sign. I shouldn't have to explain why. |
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sweetwater Member
since 2002-12-16
Posts 178Perth |
- de-cafenated coffee - 'diet'/ 'lite'/ 'non-fat'/ anything processed food - non-alcoholic beer / champagne - recognition through nepotism |
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Kielo Senior Member
since 2002-02-11
Posts 1109 |
People. |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Hummmmmm...absurd things? (I probably don't even belong in this thread, since it looks like the younger crowd is here............and I might start being compared to the ladies at Burger King? HeeHee!!) Actually? I think it's absurd when people (whatever age), are always putting other people down..... I personally believe there is something good in everybody  no matter who they are, how they look, or what they may or may not have done. Granted, you have to look harder to find the good in some people more than you have to look for it in others.A Tone Of Voice.....I think the electronic messages are sometimes absurd, too. The best thing is not to punch the numbers they tell you to, so they'll think you don't have a Touchtone phone. That's what some of the places who have them told me....  ~Ethel~  [This message has been edited by garysgirl (12-17-2002 02:13 PM).] |
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