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Solstice Son Member
since 2000-09-19
Posts 469 |
" Hey Sol? " asked my Bigfoot friend " What should I get for Lady?" " It's almost Christmas Eve, " Oh,and for Queenie and for Destiny?" We were at a corner booth Eating Cinnabons at the Mall, All the patrons assumed that Squatch, was a man with costume tall. 'I'm not sure Squatch, It's hard for me to say. They have have most everything, The Queen, the Lady, and Destine Fae.' " I know just what you mean, " but STILL!!! I have to try!!" " There's something special out there!! " C'mon! We gotta BUY!!! " When a Bigfoot has a n itch to shop, Its a wonder to behold. And up and down the East Towne Mall, We shopped where stuff is sold. Ther parfume ladies spritzed us, now reeking like 'Happy', Squatch and I made for the art shop, Some pretty prints to see. Deer, and nekkid ladies ( yikes!) and babies dressed like flowers, We still had nothing for our efforts ( rats!) Though we had shopped for hours. And then with 'Happy' in the air, Squatch gave triumphant cheer. " I know EXACTLY what they need! " " Let's get out of here! " We found a tiny shop nearby That could fulfill our need The lighting took a wee bit, true, But at last they'd done the deed. Some, say that I'm romantic.... ALL label Squatch a flirt... Now our ladies have us always... Printed, four-color, on sweatshirts!! |
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Suzanne Arlene Member
since 2000-10-09
Posts 377Ontario, Canada |
Well i am glad you found something at the mall guys and it isn't Christmas eve .WOW i am impressed lol great job sol I love your tales they are so fun to read  Suzanne |
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kcsgrandma Senior Member
since 2000-09-24
Posts 1522Presque Isle, ME |
Mind if I take Squatch with me? I'm still not done shopping! Loved this.To love another person is to see the face of God. - Les Miserables Marilyn |
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pegasus111 Member Elite
since 2000-07-27
Posts 2219ocala, fl, usa |
just when I think you have run the course, you come up with another gem...great read, Sol.. the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost |
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bestgirl911 Senior Member
since 2000-10-04
Posts 551Clio, MI , United We Stand |
Sol.... Sounds like Squatch has better luck shopping than I do...lol. Have a wonderful Christmas. Best |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
perhaps i will do the same thing as squatch has done..amusing read as always...  |
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