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Wicked Witch of the East
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since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

0 posted 1999-11-24 03:06 PM

His mother was an acorn,
His dad a coconut,
They named their first born Justa,
And so was Justa Nut.
He had no arms, he had no legs,
In fact was just a head,
When he went to sleep each night,
A shoebox was his bed.
He grew up fine, his parent's proud,
At last was twenty-one,
I'll take you out to celebrate,
Said dad to nutty son.
They went out to the corner bar,
To give son his first drink,
Placed son's head up on the bar,
A beer will do I think.
Justa took a sip of Coors,
A miracle did happen,
As he drank, a torso grew,
Bar patrons started clappin',
Another sip and arms appeared,
The father was amazed,
Son chugged the rest and legs did sprout,
Bar patrons were all crazed.
Justa jumped down off the bar,
Yelled out in joyous voice,
I'm running home to tell my mom,
Oh how she will rejoice.
Justa Nut ran out the door,
Into the busy street,
Right in the path of speeding truck,
His maker he did meet.
As father knelt by fallen son,
and found that he was dead,
Was heard to cry, you should have quit,
When you were justa head.

[This message has been edited by Wicked Witch of the East (edited 11-24-1999).]

JTF
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since 1999-08-09

Posts 319
France

1 posted 1999-11-24 03:10 PM

ROFLMAO !!! ... you deserve your nickname ... thank you for the laugh ...

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 1999-11-24 03:29 PM

ROFLMAO... Well done!!!

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

3 posted 1999-11-24 08:22 PM

Haven't heard that one in many a year. Great retelling of a classic.

PS. I left you something under What Happened...

[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 11-24-1999).]

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

4 posted 1999-11-24 09:19 PM

All write!! - I've had Justa Bout E.Nuff of this SilliNess.........

Denise

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since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

5 posted 1999-11-24 09:24 PM

ROFL!! This is ingenius! Yes, indeed, great retelling of a classic! I like this one better!

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Denise

Wicked Witch of the East
Member

since 1999-11-09

Posts 69

6 posted 1999-11-24 09:57 PM

Sheesh... someone tries to write some serious, dramatic poetry and they get responses like this...
visualing this poor nut on the street,
oh twell, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Andrew my pretty.... I went through the car wash and spent an extra quarter on waterproofing...

ONE FLEW OVER
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since 1999-09-18

Posts 55
Cuckoos Nest

7 posted 1999-12-03 05:55 PM

Witchy Poo, There's a reason why sometimes you feel like a nut it's cause you are a nut. Heck of a nut story you told here, I hope you know that beer truely can't make you grow body parts it's only in the head.

Ohme
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since 1999-07-17

Posts 816
Texas

8 posted 1999-12-03 06:40 PM

Thanks for the memories. And well told at that!!

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

9 posted 1999-12-03 08:42 PM

I'm all a flutter , for a nutter - butter
Washed down with some sutter home.
As once was uttered , by another , trizzle trazzle trozzle trome !

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