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Ad here, Happy Thanksgiving Everyone... |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Does your turkey never quite turn out like the ones seen on T.V. ? Does all that preperation , Put you close to lunacy ? Has the fear of over-cooking, really got you down ? Try all new "Tran-quill Extra Strength", for that perfect shade of brown ! Contains no artificial coloring And it's really fun to use Available now in aerosol form What have you got to loose? A couple sprays into the room While the tables being set And all your guests are guaranteed The best Thanksgiving yet! They'll think you're Martha Stewart And your cooking's just devine You can serve up steaming road-kill And strained sterno for fine wine They'll never know the difference And if they did they wouldn't care So for Thanksgiving try new "Tran-quill" For that "special something" in the air! ------------------ Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh [This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 11-25-1999).] |
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JOY 14 Senior Member
since 1999-09-22
Posts 1419Wisconsin USA |
Very amusing!  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOL... I've got to buy this for some friends of mine who are just dreading the family gathering. Fun stuff here Fudd! |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Funny! ------------------ Denise |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Yum road kill! hehehe |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I could use some of that... where do I order? LOL |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
JOY 14,Andrew ,d ,WhtDove ,suthern , Ad here, Another of our fine family of products avilable only at the "stute" , where we are always searching for ways to make your stay more enjoyable . Thanks |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Good grief, are these two back again ? Every time I turn around They sneak in and steal my stuff O.P. Four was out of bounds Finally I thought I had , a Forum of my own ( they ) Must have had some inside help You can bet their cover's blown Constant diligence is needed One must always be on guard Mom's advice I should have heeded Punks stole my dancing card Under any other circumstance, this would be bad enough They gave Thanksgiving greetings first, which makes it really tough Elmer and Addy , both of them, beat me to the punch Regardless though , happy Thanksgiving to you, the entire Passions bunch ! ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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