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Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 1999-12-09 05:12 PM

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Severn
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-17

Posts 7704

1 posted 1999-12-09 05:26 PM

But how did he ever manage to find his way to the recording studio...?

LOL.

Nurse Crachet
Member

since 1999-09-27

Posts 318
They know where I am!

2 posted 1999-12-09 06:46 PM

I'm here to say the first 50 callers receive a pass for New Years eve weekend at the stute for free. Now how can anyone pass up an offer like this at the holidays. You'll never find a crazier place to spend New Years Eve. Get those fingers dialing folks # 50 will be gone before you know it.

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

3 posted 1999-12-09 08:00 PM

(Getting out the phone - frantically dialing) Hello... hello... Ya, are we in the first fifty? Great! Ummm... We suffer from split personalities... can we get a group rate? No!... One per customer!... Damn! Sorry guys, guess we can't go. Well, We'll take the CD anyway. What?... 8 track only!... OK, sign us up.

Denise

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

4 posted 1999-12-09 09:05 PM

I want one of them too!! hehehehe