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Justin Continent
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since 1999-12-03
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0 posted 1999-12-03 03:15 PM


I've been flying everywhere,
The flight attendants serve me booze
Just like Justin Ebriated,
But still I have the blues.

For when the flight is bumpy,
And they can't get me back to ground,
I find up there in the air,
I fill up til I nearly drown.

And so my name fits me well,
When I'm strapped down in my seat.
The booze I drink flows right through,
And ends up in my seat.

It isn't bad when in midflight,
The tray table serves me well.
But when they say, "Tray tables up,"
I'm embarrased all to hell.

So if you flighty attendants out there,
Have the chance to serve me drink,
Please read my name on your Passenger List,
And then, PLEASE STOP AND THINK!

© Copyright 1999 Justin Continent - All Rights Reserved
LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
1 posted 1999-12-03 03:38 PM


Ohhhh, Justin - what a beautiful poem - you must be the most wonderful person in the world!!!!!!!

(hmmphhh - not one crummy accolade)

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
2 posted 1999-12-03 04:24 PM


He worked long and hard on this poem... and I am NOT gonna let it die - lol

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 12-03-1999).]

suthern
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723
Louisiana
3 posted 1999-12-03 04:27 PM


A visit to your Walmart
Will help you hide your sins
Just ask the friendly greeter
They'll direct you to DEPENDS!

[This message has been edited by suthern (edited 12-03-1999).]

Ohme
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since 1999-07-17
Posts 816
Texas
4 posted 1999-12-03 04:42 PM


Justin, I love this.
Nurse Crachet
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since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
5 posted 1999-12-03 05:07 PM


Justin, Glad to see your starting to socialize. You can come visit your relatives here whenever you are ready. We can help you here if you want to join us for a spell. We've plenty of room for more so why don't you swing on by.
Justin Continent
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since 1999-12-03
Posts 2

6 posted 1999-12-03 05:12 PM


Dear Nurse C

If I join you, may I sit on your lap???? A nice cup of tea would be welcome, too!

Justin Thyme
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since 1999-09-13
Posts 216
Oz
7 posted 1999-12-03 07:54 PM


I guess I got here Justin Thyme
to call up Aunt Justine.
She's uncle Justin Continent's
dear wife that won't be seen.

You see, her husband, my dear Unc,
embarrasses her so....
she never ventures out the house,
there's nowhere she can go.

She sits inside and holds the mop
and follows him around.
Her other hand, it hold the top
of air freshner she's found!

My Uncle Justin Continent
is nice as he can be...
but boy, I stay away from him
before he pees on me!

This isn't really funny if
you think about it, friends....
because his fate may be our own
when we come to our ends.

I Justin Vested in some stock!
Some shares I bought today!
'Depends', I figure needed me,
'cause I'll need them one day!

At least that's what my uncle says,
who's Justin Continent...
it Justin Deed may be a line
to justify his scent.


hehehe-
Justin T.
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire

Marge Tindal
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Florida's Foreverly Shores
8 posted 1999-12-03 08:41 PM


I've resisted the urge
to often reply ...
but this one just
won't let me lie.

No if's
and's
or
buts ...
I think you Justin's
are nucking futs !

*The poets pen is
swift and quick ...
suppose the moderator
will give my butt a kick?

Sorry if I've offended anyone,
but ... it was Justin Conceivable
to let this one slide.

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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com


[This message has been edited by Marge Tindal (edited 12-03-1999).]

Justin Sayne
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since 1999-10-09
Posts 53

9 posted 1999-12-03 09:47 PM


Justin Continent must have a room
Within the walls of 'stute
In solitary he'll go soon
Or this point will be moot...

For Justin's do not want to smell
His odor left behind
They'd rather hear and never tell..
Let's see his butt in bind....

[This message has been edited by Justin Sayne (edited 12-03-1999).]

Justin Toxicated
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since 1999-11-29
Posts 8

10 posted 1999-12-03 10:10 PM


"nucking futs"?

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your a pretty fart smeller! hehehe.... rofl... hahahahaha! Targe Mindal, I love it!

Miss Spoonerism shows her knit!!!!!

hehehe.... who took the gin? Pass it back over here! HAHAHAHA

Marge Tindal
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Florida's Foreverly Shores
11 posted 1999-12-03 10:16 PM


Justin Sinuated a phrase
that's all it was, you see .
Cause if Ms. Moderator sees it ...
it's H I S T O R Y !

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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Justin Credible
Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10

12 posted 1999-12-03 10:45 PM


There once was a lady named Marge,
who's perception was really quite large.
She came to the 'stute
and we Just can't refute,
that she understood who was in charge!

This poet named Marge, she could rhyme
and make comments that were quite on Thyme!
When speaking in spoons,
she was talking to loons,
but this was not an organized crime!

Moderators came in and came out
but the 'stute they knew nothing about!
They wouldn't admit it
that they might be in it!
Justin Credible, this is, no doubt!


signed me,

Justin Credible


[This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 12-03-1999).]

Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
13 posted 1999-12-04 08:00 AM


Poetry Police!! - Poetry Police!! -
I got a report that there was Justin EMargency here.... Someone posing as Justin Subordinate.... Where'd she go???

Marge Tindal
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Florida's Foreverly Shores
14 posted 1999-12-04 08:38 AM


I'm not insubordinate,
the name doesn't fit me.
Must have been a look-a-like
trying to Justin Personate me.

Call off the Poetry Police ...
cause the truth is
you'll never get
to Justin Carcerate me.


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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Nan
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Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
15 posted 1999-12-04 08:44 AM


Oh Gawd..... Not another clone!!
Marge Tindal
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Florida's Foreverly Shores
16 posted 1999-12-04 09:33 AM


Another clone -
I think not, Ms. Nan.
I'm Justin Formed
that I'm Justin ForTests

Hope they don't lock
the doors at the 'Stute'
or they will surely hear
from my lawyer, Justin YourPocket
and he'll spring me from here.

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~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com


[This message has been edited by Marge Tindal (edited 12-04-1999).]

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