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Jet Set with Regret
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Jet Set with Regret |
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Justin Continent New Member
since 1999-12-03
Posts 2 |
I've been flying everywhere, The flight attendants serve me booze Just like Justin Ebriated, But still I have the blues. For when the flight is bumpy, And they can't get me back to ground, I find up there in the air, I fill up til I nearly drown. And so my name fits me well, When I'm strapped down in my seat. The booze I drink flows right through, And ends up in my seat. It isn't bad when in midflight, The tray table serves me well. But when they say, "Tray tables up," I'm embarrased all to hell. So if you flighty attendants out there, Have the chance to serve me drink, Please read my name on your Passenger List, And then, PLEASE STOP AND THINK! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Ohhhh, Justin - what a beautiful poem - you must be the most wonderful person in the world!!!!!!! (hmmphhh - not one crummy accolade) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
He worked long and hard on this poem... and I am NOT gonna let it die - lol [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 12-03-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
A visit to your Walmart Will help you hide your sins Just ask the friendly greeter They'll direct you to DEPENDS! [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 12-03-1999).] |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Justin, I love this. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Justin, Glad to see your starting to socialize. You can come visit your relatives here whenever you are ready. We can help you here if you want to join us for a spell. We've plenty of room for more so why don't you swing on by. |
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Justin Continent New Member
since 1999-12-03
Posts 2 |
Dear Nurse C If I join you, may I sit on your lap???? A nice cup of tea would be welcome, too! |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess I got here Justin Thyme to call up Aunt Justine. She's uncle Justin Continent's dear wife that won't be seen. You see, her husband, my dear Unc, embarrasses her so.... she never ventures out the house, there's nowhere she can go. She sits inside and holds the mop and follows him around. Her other hand, it hold the top of air freshner she's found! My Uncle Justin Continent is nice as he can be... but boy, I stay away from him before he pees on me! This isn't really funny if you think about it, friends.... because his fate may be our own when we come to our ends. I Justin Vested in some stock! Some shares I bought today! 'Depends', I figure needed me, 'cause I'll need them one day! At least that's what my uncle says, who's Justin Continent... it Justin Deed may be a line to justify his scent. hehehe- Justin T. aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
I've resisted the urge to often reply ... but this one just won't let me lie. No if's and's or buts ... I think you Justin's are nucking futs ! *The poets pen is swift and quick ... suppose the moderator will give my butt a kick? Sorry if I've offended anyone, but ... it was Justin Conceivable to let this one slide. ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] [This message has been edited by Marge Tindal (edited 12-03-1999).] |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
Justin Continent must have a room Within the walls of 'stute In solitary he'll go soon Or this point will be moot... For Justin's do not want to smell His odor left behind They'd rather hear and never tell.. Let's see his butt in bind.... [This message has been edited by Justin Sayne (edited 12-03-1999).] |
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Justin Toxicated New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 8 |
"nucking futs"? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Your a pretty fart smeller! hehehe.... rofl... hahahahaha! Targe Mindal, I love it! Miss Spoonerism shows her knit!!!!!  hehehe.... who took the gin? Pass it back over here! HAHAHAHA |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Justin Sinuated a phrase that's all it was, you see . Cause if Ms. Moderator sees it ... it's H I S T O R Y ! ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Justin Credible Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10 |
There once was a lady named Marge, who's perception was really quite large. She came to the 'stute and we Just can't refute, that she understood who was in charge! This poet named Marge, she could rhyme and make comments that were quite on Thyme! When speaking in spoons, she was talking to loons, but this was not an organized crime! Moderators came in and came out but the 'stute they knew nothing about! They wouldn't admit it that they might be in it! Justin Credible, this is, no doubt! signed me, Justin Credible [This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 12-03-1999).] |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Poetry Police!! - Poetry Police!! - I got a report that there was Justin EMargency here.... Someone posing as Justin Subordinate.... Where'd she go??? |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
I'm not insubordinate, the name doesn't fit me. Must have been a look-a-like trying to Justin Personate me. Call off the Poetry Police ... cause the truth is you'll never get to Justin Carcerate me. ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh Gawd..... Not another clone!! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Another clone - I think not, Ms. Nan. I'm Justin Formed that I'm Justin ForTests Hope they don't lock the doors at the 'Stute' or they will surely hear from my lawyer, Justin YourPocket and he'll spring me from here. ------------------ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] [This message has been edited by Marge Tindal (edited 12-04-1999).] |
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