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Balladeer's Report Card |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer had mentioned, "My grading system ways" And Balladeer too tried me, Thinking "sexy" gets an "A" He was struttin' in my classroom, His blouse unbuttoned to his navel, A skirt slit up to his a**, Striving for an "A" if able. His spiked heels were quite attractive, His balance though was shakey, Several "fellas" were attracted, From the Beautician and School for Baking. He winked at me-uncrossed his legs, My lunch was coming up- His pink panties were all in a bind, He wanted that "A" so much! I gave him an "A" for trying, A "B" for the funny sight, But he got an "F" on his final grade, Cuz he's really not my type! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! But surely he deserved more than a B for the funny sight! *G* Even if your lunch was coming up at the view of his pink panties! LOL. This was worth waiting for!! Great job, Toe! (But yanno, you might want to reconsider that F.... you DON'T want him having to re-take the class! LOL) |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMBO...Toe, what can I say about your humor? I just love it! Good one! ------------------ <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
I hope you two never stop the entertainment. I'd sure miss it!  |
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jbouder Member Elite
since 1999-09-18
Posts 2534Whole Sort Of Genl Mish Mash |
I'd strut into your classroom, Toe, Rouge splashed across my face, Decked in pumps and Wonder Bra, Put Ballads in his place. My sequin blouse and rhinestone rings, And pimple cream to hide some things, My Tic-Tacs mask the Kennel Ration, Skirt leaves nought to 'magination. Smooth-shaven legs in fishnet hose, A diamond stud pierced through my nose, Flowing hair'll have you enthralled (You can barely tell I'm going bald!) My Toe, I'll spare you of your grief, You need a love with all (his?) teeth, In time you'll overlook the rash That covers more than half my a** And then there is my wooden leg, (It has an attachment that'll make you beg) No one's perfect, this is true, But I'm sure this matters not to you. Toerag, I'll pronounce my love In ways that'll make you blanche, But I'm sure I'll make you truly happy, Given half a chance. You see, Toe, I've been watching you Just waiting for my time, And now I see its finally here I give you now my rhyme! So grade me now, my manly man, Do so while the time is ripe. For once you get a load of me You'll know I am your type! *** Thanks for the fun read Toe, I hope I didn't scare you  .------------------ Jim "If I rest, I rust." -Martin Luther |
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U K Hero Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 266England |
Still laughing here.... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Yo ho ho, Matey - another great poem, and some really great ripostes, too! Naturally, it caught me by surprise that you were particular enough to give ol' Deer an F when he did go to the trouble of wearing YOUR pink panties! lol |
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Dolphins3 Member
since 1999-09-30
Posts 135Wisconsin |
Laughing my butt off over here. * Smile* |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Isn't it enough That I have to fear All of the ladies And that Balladeer? Now here's another After sweet Toerag Strutting around with Matching shoes and bag! Well, get back in line And wait your turn! (Though your advances Our Toe will spurn!) Just listen mister! (If mister you be) Toe's fan club line Forms after ME!!! |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
ROFL...you guys are too much! Toe and Balladeer both get A's for making me laugh all the time! Suthern~~~ You GO girl! You get an A+ !!------------------ It's not the love you fear, but the fall from the height~Edwin McCain |
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Aye (for you), ToeRogue.... and JBouder too.... I don't know about that Dee'r for Bigroach though... I think he deserves an Aye as well..... |
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