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The Origin 0f Justins
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The Origin 0f Justins |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Justin Satiable was Adam with Eve The first of the clan , so scholars believe In the "Garden of Eden" he strutted his stuff It was there Justin Satiable , begat Justin Uff Justin Uff un-like his father Was not a slave to needs so base He married young , they had twin daughters Justin Thyme and Justin Kace These early twins were quite prolific There wasn't much that they wouldn't do Though their parents thought it was horrific It was Justin Decent who they did it to Justin Cidental to the story The way that they all bred It was Justin Credible The time spent Justin Bed Justin Ebriated Did Justin Secure Who got Justin Toxicated No one is really sure But that is Justin Comparable To what goes on these days Now there's Justin Vitro With his scientific ways So all these twins can now be cloned Justins every-one And there is no limit to the clan we've grown From each other Justin Fun ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
I was just wonderong how many Justins there were here, and now comes this poem! Thanks for answering my question, Dr. Moose. But-twin DAUGHTERS????? ------------------ Nail to the mast her holy flag, Set every threadbare sail- And give her to the god of storms, The lightning and the gale! -Oliver Wendell Holmes |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
and now I suppose I've started something! Well, I asked for it!  |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Yes, Elizabeth, as I said before...it's Justin Credible!!!  Great poem, DrMoose! You must be one of those real smart scholary kind of guys, huh?! Love it! ------------------ Denise [This message has been edited by dsnyder (edited 11-29-1999).] |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Our Justin's are Justin Dispensible here. LOL. |
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Angel_of_Music Junior Member
since 1999-07-25
Posts 35Sanger, TX USA |
this is classic! ------------------ "In sleep he sang to me...in dreams he came...that voice which calls to me, and speaks my name..." |
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Saxoness
since 1999-07-18
Posts 1102Texas |
I agree, i love those guys (girls?) ------------------ "Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me." -Charles Brugnot |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Elizabeth , With genetics I am slow Twin daughters I thought could be so There are so many Spread around Justin Teresting I have found To try to track The Justin clan I am but one An also ran ! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There is no way I was prepared for this many responses so quickly . Thank you all , and now I will retreat . Thanks for the comments . |
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Far Cry Fly New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 2 |
The book of Justins  ------------------ You know me, you know my heart. and still you love me...love me. |
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Justine Uff Junior Member
since 1999-10-17
Posts 27 |
DrMoose is off to hide For he's had Justine Uff I think he's Justin Satiable He tells all off the cuff But we will never let him know A Justin Count-enance For that would spoil all our fun We'll give him just a glance But then we're off to multiply We're Justin Ordinate He'll never see us Justin Side For we don't congregate |
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Justin Credible Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10 |
This is Justin Credible, my friends! This Justin saga seems it never ends! The book of Justin's written by the Doc-- that takes us back to early tick and tock. No, no, I mean it takes us gardening in Eden where the Justins use to sing. But Doc said that the Justins interbred... I think this Moose Doc's crazy in the head! Inside this 'stute we're trapped and can't get out. It's Justin Credible here, you cannot doubt! Nurse Cratchet runs around and chases NUTS! While Balladeer gets painted on his butt... but painters who aren't painters but instead, are looney 'toons who've crawlin' out of bed! signed, your friend, and fellow patient, Justin Credible |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Oh for cwying out woud ! Now he thinks he's a self-pwocwaimed expert on Justins . You weally ought to get that cwanial exam Doc . What a Fwootcake ! ------------------ Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh |
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E.Fudd Junior Member
since 1999-11-03
Posts 38Dolgeville, N.Y.U.S. |
Easy there Elmer Some of it's true He may not be together But I was there too You see it was me That sold Eve the fruit The boss got Justin Censed And gave us all the boot That was like my first gig Selling Mother Nature's own Way before I hit it big With "Goliath Killer" stones The Greeks were real suckers With their mythology I fleeced 'em all like that Jason dude With my personality But enough about me , it's plain to see That Doc's a real mess He needs some "Lucy's Lucid Powder" And here I just digress Ad here, thanks for letting me use your 'puter Doc ! ------------------ Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh [This message has been edited by E.Fudd (edited 11-30-1999).] |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
O.K. you two ,you have your fun With my rounds I'm late, I've got to run Your wits are less than I've got draggin' I must roll out the welcome wagon So we got new visitors At the 'stute' Last one in's a wack-o fruit Un-bolt the latch and back away The more the madder I always say Although being nuts is not required The shoe that fits is thus attired In for a penny in for an ear One of you belongs in here Nan agrees she told me so So Elizabeth , where did you go ? ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Cute!!!! I likes this lots!!!! Bridgette ------------------ "It may take a boy to turn a girl's head, but it takes a man to turn a girl's heart." |
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Justin Consistant Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10my mind creates the place |
I have to make a correction here, I am the father of the twins Justin Thyme, and Justin Kace. They are males last I knew unless they forgot what sex they were and are cross dressing now. I guess any things possible with them, I keep trying to figure out how I'm the only sane one of the bunch. I guess living underground for so many years away from them all saved me from wackiness. Anyway time for me to go take the bats out of the microwave, it's time for their walk in the darkness. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Oh well, seems like my train of thought has been de-railed . ( although some might say it was way off track to begin with ) |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Justin Concevable, so many Jusins |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Hey Hoot, Long time no hear , glad that you could lend an ear, though a time has just expired Am glad to see your thoughts admired . Would that things were always thus , I'd skip the train and take the bus .See you soon , on that I'll bet , your words will give you a-way yet. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Justin Credible, they're coming out of the walls... ------------------ <*\\\>< Jesus is the reason for the season |
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Beri Member
since 1999-11-25
Posts 149 |
I'll be Justin AndOut real quick. Wanted to say I'm lovin these Justin Fun stories that you all keep tellin. Any more??? :-) |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
Justin Kace the rest are rude I want to thank you BeriMuch Each one thinks he's the coolest dude. I have no tolerance for such Each one of them's Justin Denial They know not what they do That's why their locked up for awhile The 'stute will see them through.... |
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Willem Member
since 1999-11-18
Posts 139Inverness, FL, USA |
After this Justin Terminable epidemic of Justin Sane group psychosis I had to pick up myself from the floor, wipe my eyes and blow my nose. Justin Stitches (a.k.a. Willem) |
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Justin Toxicated New Member
since 1999-11-29
Posts 8 |
Hey, Justin Kace! Where are ya cuz? Been searching high and low! You're not online, how can you post? You're hiding, don'tcha know? Hey, Justin Kace you didn't know I'm lookin' for my cuz! I guess you're insti- tutionalized or I must have a buzz! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
A buzz, you say???? Whassat chu Toe'kin 'bout??? |
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Dusk Treader
Moderator
Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
LOL, This is Justin Sane! The Justin Clan just seems to keep expanding, your straining my fragile little mind! ------------------ "Human pride sings a vengeful song, inspired by the times you've been walked on" - Creed - "What If" |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Tread lightly, Dusk - They have a way about entreating more to join them.... |
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