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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
As bright laughter erupts with a geyser-like force, farm fresh milk that was swallowed abrubtly changed course, now from nostrils projected it spews in two streams, it's a "peach" of of a sight (I'll take mine with two creams!" "Hey!""What is all this ruckus?" the teacher inquires. "I leave for two seconds and things go haywire, you're supposed to be doing Iambic for me!" "Yeah but "Teach" didn't you say," I ask querilously, "That we all should draw pictures with words here this month?" "This might sound absurd, but, I just did it "1"th." "Spouting milk from ones' nose, (I would think you'd agree), That a fountain of foam paints a portrait, you see!" "Now that isn't exactly what I had in mind, so you'd better shape up or you're going to find that you'll be on detention, I'm warning you Moose, one more snicker from you and I'll kick your caboose!" "I'm so sorry Miss Nanners, I'll try to behave, not to drive you "bananners" and cause you to rave and I'll paint no more pictures with nose foaming milk." (I sure hope that that suit you've got on isn't silk!) "But,perhaps some club soda will get out that stain, I'm really quite sorry and hope to remain your friend truly, Doc Moose. (C'mon be a good sport, it was only a glass, not the whole flippin' quart!" |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
  regards, sudhir |
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Bridget Shenachie Senior Member
since 2002-01-23
Posts 1056Kansas USA |
I want the seat behind Doc Moose, To duck the milk bath and hair pull. This crazy guy in on the loose. But the classroom is never dull. Shenachie P.S. Doc, you may have to stand in the corner for this one! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Sudhir, Thanks. Glad to see you're all smiles. hope Nans' sense of humor is intact as well. Doc Bridget, Thank you. As they say,"you roll the dice and takes your chances", besides, it wouldn't be the first time I wrote myself into a corner. Doc |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Coming late in class and going out again..giggling my head off in the sand box Oh Moose, I made such promisses to myself to be good this year, but now....look at me...sitting in the sand box again...your faulth. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
This will get you lots of brownie points, I am sure... Nice story..and visual as well. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFL at this. Yep, you milked it alright, all the way back to the barn. Enjoyed the spew. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Titia, Best laid plans, and all that. Oh well... yeah, I was going to be good this year too... now just look at where that got me! Doc Magnus, Oh, yeahhhhhhhhhh! Points all around, I'm sure.Thanks for the reply. Doc Midnitesun, Thanks. What can I say? It seemed like the right thing to do at the time. Glad you got a chuckle. Doc |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Holy Cow - I've been chuckling about this for days now... I only have one question, though... Was it white milk or chocolate.. ?? and... Does chocolate milk come from brown cows.. like eggs & chickens??? |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
OK - Two...  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Are you STILL in the corner, Doc? |
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