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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
I'm awfully sorry Miss Mysteria, but I couldn't help myself after your comment how your brain was is a knot and how easily you smile. Yes, I'm truly sorry... am I?  Thank you for allowing me in Miss Nan. Am I finally part of a Clan? I hate to break the news about our dear Mysteria, But someone needs to warn the folks who live in Canada. She used to be quite serious, she used to be quite sane, But everything changed overnight when bugs attacked her brain. They crawled in during sleeping hours and caused some horrid screams, As she was interrupted in what was her best of dreams. Alas! Too late! The harm was done! Her brain's now in a knot! Which causes her to laugh with ease, but stop it she cannot! 'Cause once she starts the tears keep rolling from the Lady's face And you best find a shelter with my brother Justin Kace, For when she laughs those tears will flood just everything and more! Lake Huron's just a pond if you've seen Sharon laugh before! I know, 'cause I was over there last week, just having tea, When accident'ly our dear Lady flooded half B.C. It started with a simple grin, but ended in a roar And water started running from her eyes down to the floor. I opened my umbrella, thinking that would keep me safe, However Miss Mysteria produced wave after wave. High time I took some swimming lessons (quickly!) I suppose, In seconds I was soaking wet - the water to my nose! Well, soon the diner table drifted through the living room, The cat was hanging on the chandelier and cursed his doom. I rather have it raining cats and dogs instead of tears, Although one cat came down hitting this pond in mortal fear. Since courage is my middle name I didn't hesitate And organized a rescue party for this poor castrate. I jumped up on the table, while the teaspoons helped me row And called upon the China flying saucers for a show. Those drifters flew and broke a few of Granny's antique cups, But got the cat - with one life less - half drowned and shaken up; I kindly asked "Please use your tail for helm and help me sail Right out the door to safety and explore this teary trail." Miraculously, immediately the door broke down in tears And down the drain we went on Myst'ry Falls to disappear Into the Teary Waterway where none had gone before and sailed for the horizon to new 'ventures and some more. And just when all was going swell, I ran out of good luck, 'Cause at this time Miss Nan came by - said: "Time to pull the plug!" And so she did - the water disappeared without a trace, Except for Sharon's red-rimmed eyes, forever on her face. Should you decide to go and see the gal who smiles with style, Please visit this poor Justin too, I'm down the road a mile. You'll find me up the old oak tree - a table right on top - And on my lap a cat, while I write "what if" tales non stop. Mysteria has promised Nan: "No laughter for a while, From now on I will only laugh with Mona Lisa's smile!" Most likely you'll be safe in Canada, if you'd ask me, Still I would take precautions if I lived close to B.C.! Justin Genious (soon to be genius, depending how soon Ron's soon truly is!  ) |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Hey Justin, Surf's up dude! Doc |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
 ROFL .... oh, I couldn't resist ... this was wonderful!  Sharon's going to love this!  |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
My goodness gracious~I posted on your thread in Open and so sorry it took me so long to do it, I missed a day or so. Whomever you are, you are darn funny I will say that, and whomever you are knows I hate bugs so that narrows the field here some. Well it is not Kit, as she is commenting so I shall put on my detective hat and off I go to find out who and the heck is Justin Genious (Genius) when Ron gets around to it LOL This was truly adorable and very, very clever, and what amazes me is that you wrote about my hatred for BUGS, I hate them! Thank you so much for thinking of me whomever you are and here is a big hug and a  |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Eek! I can hardly believe this Justin G.! You BUG the Lady and she kisses you?? Please be careful for his  Mysteria, he may be contagious! [This message has been edited by Lady in Red (05-16-2002 04:16 PM).] |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
This is just super Justin Genius ROFLMAO Needed a good laugh tonight. Keep up the good work pal and say hello to your brother Justin Kace Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... Check out my new website: lookheretitia.fcpages.com (I didn't 'link' this, so it won't take too much space).I [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (05-17-2002 05:02 PM).] |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
Mysteria said, "Justin Kace, I'm really Knotamused - Now get that bigroach off my face Before I come unglued! Each of you knows I can't stand bugs So swat that sucker down! The creepy thing just looks so smug He loves to make me frown..  Once squished that buggy fellow knows He'll be washed down the drain. Then I can squash my fear for those Who think it's Justin Sayne!!"...  |
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Justin Sayne Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53 |
It's Justin Sayne, this fear you see You want to squish all those Cute bugs, and roaches, bumble-bees That hover by your nose... Beware my dear Mysteria That bigroach is my friend Don't start a mass Hysteria More bugs I'll have to send!!! |
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