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Munda
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since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands

0 posted 2001-03-26 11:30 AM


As a brainless Moose loose on the track
There's no telling your front from your back
Running 'round with no head
You can't talk through your hat
Or is this your disguise of hunchback?

You cook limericks with a 'Stute flair
Without head it remains quite a dare
Though you brew without sight
Gooey stew lá phosphite
Anapestic delicacy rare

'Cause you asked me I'll give you your head
For the sake of us all don't forget
Lose your heart or you mind
If you need to your rhyme
But please never again lose your head!

Munda

Sorry Doc, somehow they wrote theirselves.


© Copyright 2001 Munda - All Rights Reserved
Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
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Bewilderment , USA
1 posted 2001-03-27 06:14 AM


Munda ,
No apologies necessary , if the rest of my day goes as good I should be able to get
that old thing cleaned up and re-attached by night-fall . Thanks
Doc

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
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Bewilderment , USA
2 posted 2001-03-27 09:03 PM


Ev'ry thing looks much brighter my friends
now that I can look forward again
to some mischief perhaps
I'll keep that under wraps
though not likely my ways I will mend !

For you see yes it's sad but it's true
re-attached ,front to back , with some screws
my head's still kinda loose
as be-fitting this moose
there's no way I would use " Elmer's " glue !

But at least I can now face the day
and move up once again and away
with a couple pen- strokes
from the butt of your jokes
" That's all folks " as my friends always say !

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