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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-03-14 04:23 PM


Limericks are addicting I see
I wish someone had thought to warn me
now I'm hooked and can't stop
in my head they just pop
I fear they'll never let me go free

I stop strangers and tell them on streets
then at work even more I'll repeat
all my thoughts come in threes
won't someone help me please
it's a habit that's real hard to beat

No one listens to me anymore
I don't blame them I too would ignore
what I say if could
I've tried it's just no good
I need help now as never before !

Just this morning I put on three socks
wore two watches and one alarm clock
don't say I'm not obsessed
I can't even get dressed
right to go for my electroshocks !

So I thought I should warn all of you
just say " No " and whatever you do
don't fall prey to this curse
'cause it keeps getting worse
I was dumb now I'm addicted too !

© Copyright 2001 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA
1 posted 2001-03-19 07:30 AM


Now Doc Moose is in limerick jail
To write more he never shall fail
Just don't take his pen
Cuz he's writing again
I wonder what's limerick bail??

Munda
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since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands
2 posted 2001-03-19 03:21 PM


Yeah right... I'd almost feel sorry for you Doc. I guess I best put "real" life aside for a while and start writing... hehe... can I borrow your pen for a couple of days?
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