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A response to Poet deVine's Personal Ad
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A response to Poet deVine's Personal Ad |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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deVine If I was single an unattached, I'd be tempted to answer your ad. I too love a romantic fire (Be careful long John, you rotten liar.) I also love long slow walks, (Geeze, I hope we don't hafta talk.) I'm also model for the magazine GQ. (Oh Gawd! If we meet, what'll I do?) And you'd love what's in my heart, (except for that bad and twisted part). As you'd learn, I'm smart as a whip, (Whips? My psychiatrist says get over it.) I know all about bathroom sinks, (I've seen plenty from too many drinks). I drive a Porsche, I've been blessed. (I'm unemployed, my Ford was repossessed). Of course I'm not a soda jerk! (My Gawd, quick, lie about work!) And I have more than a ton of money (I borrowed it all from past honeys). So my money's my own rest assured. (I hope I can borrow some of yours). I would need more than a roll in the sack, (Two or three rolls, then I'd not be back.) But alas, I'm taken. Don't be sad, You might find another winner with your personal ad. |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I fear sir, the best are taken you are one, if I'm not mistaken There seems to be a lack you see of men able to handle one such as me I ask not for your money or fame rich or poor, I'll love you the same Ugly, well, don't bother me so I'd even settle for a little 'toe! But he too is not free to take so other plans I must make I plan to search and not give up (my plastic man now, I must blow up!)  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
*perk* Blow???? lol - nice riposte |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMAO...Devine, don't blow too hard. LJA, have you no mercy? LOL Devine, you'll find him! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And LongJohn suggests I took alot of LSD in my teens?...Geesch! You are a very sick individual. Yanno that LJA?.....Let me know if Lorelei runs out of valium or xanax man. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!  |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
Tanks LongJohn and Devine for stating my day off with a huge laugh. ------------------ Michael Anderson When God puts a tear in your eye, He puts a rainbow in your heart. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I owe it all to lil deVine. Thank you for your encouragement. |
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Mr. Cucumber Junior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 18 |
This was a wonderful poem, Long John. Do you think you could write one for me that I could share with this cute little turnip two rows over? |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Ha ha ha...that's all I need to say. ------------------ *Elizabeth* "Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low, But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..." "Something sweet, something sort of grandish, sweeps my soul when thou art near..." |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Justin Thyme, you wrote an ad and ol' Long John responded. But now you're with your blow up boy! (The one you have absconded) The ad you placed was personal -- no deVine intervention, But if you hang with blow up boys what was the ad's intention? The answer man was not your type and so you chose some plastic? The ones that answer classifieds ALL say they are fantastic! So, when you're through with Plastic Bob, do you think you'll want another? I think I'll save the personals, Justin Kace I see my brother! hehehe -Justin T. |
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LJA'sLorelei54 Junior Member
since 1999-09-24
Posts 18Gaithersburg, MD |
Lets see if I can fill in the gaps ole' long john left out of his ad: First of all he's not unattached, so thats one point in his favor. #2 yep..he loves romantic fires #3...long slow walks? nope...you oughta try to do the mall with him! so far 2-1 #4 model? hmmmm something like out of modeling clay? hmmmm 2 to 2 now #5 smart?(brilliant) yep and #6 sinks? I've seen him fix a couple, so now its 4 to 2 #7 drive a porsche? nope..never! #8 a soda jerk? well, the second part is correct..he can be a "jerk" at times |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Thanks for the laughter everyone! ------------------ Denise |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
DeVine one, pardon my interjection, Your problem is..you seek perfection. You bemoan the fact that no one can Fulfill the role of "perfect" man. The fact is, we are all just human, No "perfect" man or "perfect" woman. We all have faults and failures, too And how we act is up to you. You want a man who stays at home? Delete from him the wish to roam. Fix the sink or set the table? Show him that you think he's able. A man to keep your sex life full? Keep yourself desireable. A man who makes a decent living? Make him feel the need for giving. Don't start out with some mystic plan To seek and find the "perfect" man. Just be the best that YOU can be... The "perfect" man will come to thee. And, if he doesn't, what's the cost? What's the worst thing you have lost? You've made yourself the very best. The loss is theirs. Forget the rest. |
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Pufalove Member
since 1999-08-18
Posts 119Houston, Tx. USA |
Balladeer, how can I top that. I was going to say there is a lot of blowin' goin' on, but then you had that to go and get serious. I agree with each and every word you say Sadly it doesn't always work that way For even though you're the best you can be Many men are blind, the you they cannot see! Lorelei(someone told me your're naughty and nice, must be lots of fun) Oh, and Johnny, great funny reading (and you roll in the sack?????!!!! too much!) ------------------ O all ye powers that he implanted, Arise, keep silence no more; put forth the strength that he hath granted, your noblest work is to adore. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Laughing here....very nice one Long John, not sure what was funnier though, your poem or all the replies |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Balladeer, I know there is no such thing as a perfect man! Though I think some of the poets here are very close to being perfect (including you and Toe of course). Thanks for the poem, there is so much truth in it. We all sometimes seek perfection in a mate when we are so much less than perfect ourselves. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, excuse me devine, but this is my poem topic so you have to compliment me each time you post. I'm sure it was an oversight so you are for given this time. |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Excuse me Sir LngJhnAg...I thought you knew my appreciation and admiration of you and your cleverness filled each line I wrote. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
LongJohn-cover your eyes for a minute! OK- GREAT POEM BALLADEER! OK, you can open your eyes now, LJ!  ------------------ Denise |
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U K Hero Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 266England |
excellent... well thought out loved it. |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
wonderful.....too much fun!!!! ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Alwye
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Member Elite
since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughter (and now the sideache) everyone! ------------------ *Krista Knutson* Wise is he who faces the frailty of man with the strength of an understanding heart. -- Daniel L. Miller |
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