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Wise King Solomon
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Wise King Solomon |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Two women came to see King Sol, With this guy in a three piece suit, Seems that they were arguing, And the King'd know what to do. Lady One said this handsome guy, Promised to marry her daughter, Lady Two said that's a lie, "It's my daughter he sought after." The King demanded they shut up, Told his guard to bring his sword, "I shall cut this man in two- I'll give half to both you whores." Lady one said, "Oh dear Sire, Don't spill his innocent blood," Lady Two said, "Go ahead!, He's just a no-good dud!" Wise old Sol decided, He should marry daughter number two, "Because you fit the "mother-in-law" role, And he deserves one just like you!" |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
OUCH!!! What an update on an old controversy... and I see Solomon didn't lose his wisdom... ROFL... I love this, Toe!  |
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Marilyn Member Elite
since 1999-09-26
Posts 2621Ontario, Canada |
A new twist on an old tale...Lmao. Great telling my friend. |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
ROFLMAO!! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Then, after King Solomon decided to spare old Balladeer, he ended up spending all his time killin' bugs. He's rich and famous now, I won't say he lived happily ever after, but he does write some very fine poetry now and then. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-08-1999).] |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Thanks for the smiles Darling.. I think there's a moral there as well..*g*HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well dear Rainbow...yanno I'm just chock full of "morals".....LOL....Thanks |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You're chock full of something, that's fershure! LOL. And I'm ROFL again... I didn't realize this was Balladeer's biography! *G* |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
LOL, Loved it Toerag. What a wonderful mind you have. : ) |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Can't stop laughing...Toe you are something else!  ------------------ "Tread softly, for I have spread my dreams under your feet"~~William Butler Yeats |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
You are a real scream, Toe! Keep 'em comin'! ------------------ Denise |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Ah, the tragedies of love, Toe. Of course, I think you saved lady number one from a terrible fate. Cute |
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