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James Bond |
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Patrick B Member
since 1999-10-28
Posts 58uk |
Ok today I'm going to be James Bond, not by trick or magic wand, I have a date with Dr No, I'm sorry but he has to go, world domination is a crime, I'll bring him in,he'll do the time, Next stop is that one called Jaws, He should learn,we do have laws, Of course I'll call on Miss Moneypenny, just another girl,oh so many, I'll have my exploding chewing gum, You know those guards,they're so dumb, then of course theirs Octopussy, She's an evil brazen hussy, When the time comes I'll take her out, My laser watch is always about, So I have a boss called M, She really does know her men, Just got a call from headquarters, Someone kidnapped Bill clinton and his daughter, Piece of cake,it'll be a breeze, Once I find those damn car keys. [This message has been edited by Patrick B (edited 11-08-1999).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Nice idea, witty poem here!....Wouldn't it be nice to be James Bond though?....Geeesch! Cars, beautiful wimmin, neat gadgets, wimmin, money, wimmin....etc. etc......He and I are alot alike yanno?......Take away the great looks, the fancy cars, all the nekkid women trying to bed him, the money...We're almost identical!!! (Two arms, two legs, two eyes, etc. etc.......) [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-08-1999).] |
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Patrick B Member
since 1999-10-28
Posts 58uk |
they don't call me 007 for nuttin,come to think of it they don't call me 007 |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Very clever, Patrick. We can use a little wit around here. Well, we got Toe but he only counts for half. Don't worry, Toerag. You may not be James Bond but I heard you were a little "Q"! See ya. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... @ poem and responses! *G* Well done, Patrick... and welcome! |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL....loved this!! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is cute, James, er, Patrick!  I enjoyed the read! ------------------ Denise |
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Ohme Senior Member
since 1999-07-17
Posts 816Texas |
Cute Patrick, I like thinking what if!  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Patrick B, Witty and well done. |
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