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Bugs Bunny
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since 1999-11-05
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Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch

0 posted 1999-11-06 10:30 AM


I think you Justin dudes are nuts

And have alota guts
My mind is fine I tell you twue

Not cwacked at all like you
Or Elmer Fudd and P-Porky P-Pig
That Doc with antlers big

Nurse Cwatchet too in 'stute wesides;
Uncool were your dewides
Toons though some looney most are sane
So cease this cwuel disdain.

You'll soon speak with my lawya', guys
Oh, you'll be quite su'pwized
Unless I get wespect fwom you

-A little twuth will do
Like tellin' folks that I'm not nuts
Look out - I'll sue yaw butts.

So Justin Kace you catch my dwift
And care to heal this wift
You'll Justin Thyme pwove to be wise
-So stop these silly lies.

Make up yaw mind don't hesitate
Elsewise I'll litigate!

Sincerely,
Mr. Bugs Bunny


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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

[This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-06-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-06-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Bugs Bunny (edited 11-06-1999).]

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Watcher666
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since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606

1 posted 1999-11-06 12:09 PM


Cute!

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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

2 posted 1999-11-06 05:30 PM


A rabbit with an attorney?! Good one! You seem to be very cwacked to me there, Bugs!!


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Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
3 posted 1999-11-06 09:36 PM


Bugs Bunny you've been warned once now to stop hopping around and borrowing the laptops to post threatening messages. two more warnings and it's off to the rubber room for you. Get my drift, Tthat's Aall Bbugs.
Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
4 posted 1999-11-06 10:31 PM


A wubba woom you say?
To bounce awound all day?
Sounds like a weal fun woom!
Can I please go da'e soon?

A laptop-what is dat?
Dat place wa'e you once sat?
I don't think so honey
You just want my money.

I don't play dat game
But thank you just da same
And yo'e just not my type
'Cause all you do is gwipe.

And you bin seein Fudd
(dat guy is such a dud)
I'll have dat wubba woom
Can I go da'e weal soon?


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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
5 posted 1999-11-06 10:37 PM


Bunny wiff an attituwd. LOL
Systematic Decay
Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301
That place with padded walls and funny people in white.........
6 posted 1999-11-06 10:46 PM


LOL, this is sooooo cute!

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Thinking is just what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their predjudices.



Bashful
Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28

7 posted 1999-11-06 11:01 PM


ohh my...now...III...(blushing)
I need to show that nursy dear,
That I can handle one so queer.
(hanging head and pushing my toe in the carpet)

I have to show some guts,
I think I'm going nuts.
(hiding behind the potted plant)

Ok...be brave,
I'll dig my grave!
(knees shaking)

Ok Rabbit...back inside,
I'll shoot...guess I lied.
(hoping not to wet the floor)

Pppplllease be kind,
to a feable mind.
(a sweet bashful smile)


Bugs Bunny
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since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
8 posted 1999-11-06 11:07 PM


Hiya toots....what's you'e name? *wigglin ears*

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
9 posted 1999-11-06 11:49 PM


Hey toots, who ya callin queer? (not)
And Cwatchet's a dear??? (not)

Some people will do ANYTHING faw a job.

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
10 posted 1999-11-07 08:41 AM


Oh ROFL.....tooo cute!!
Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
11 posted 1999-11-07 02:12 PM


Now Bugs you leave Bashful alone he's here to give me a hand. Sorry to say the Rubber room is occupied for now so don't get your hopes up. It's not a fun room for a Bunny anyhow no carrots allowed.

Bashful, you need to meet me in the kitchen so we can get you some chow you look so skinny when's the last time you ate?

Bashful
Junior Member
since 1999-10-22
Posts 28

12 posted 1999-11-07 07:47 PM


Now you wrasclly wabbit.
The nursy has treated me so very fine. (knees knocken together) She gave me a job so I can eat you know..*stomach growling*


Nursy Dear...It has b..b..been a week or so since I had a good meal. (hangin my head and light rose hue coming to my cheeks)

Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
13 posted 1999-11-07 08:19 PM


I can't bewieve dis pwace
Dey lie wight to yaw face
Dey pwomise you a woom
And den say not so soon?

And Justin Kace, I see
Won't even speak to me
He tinks I'm just a 'toon
He said I'm a weal loon.

And Juntin Thyme I found
Don't weally want me 'wound
Tinks I'm weally scwewy
I say dis is hooey.

And Bashful over dere
Tink I weally care?
I won't share my cawwot
I'm a wasc'lly wabbit.

Now just give me my woom
And give it to me soon
I know ya got da space
Da Moose has left dis pwace.



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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

Justin Sayne
Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 53

14 posted 1999-11-07 08:32 PM


My friends you see it's Justin Sayne
I do like LoonyToons
Unlike my brother Justin Kace
and silly masked raccoons....

As long as you stay in that place
I shall not bother you
For I'm here free of lock and key
Psychoses I don't do.....



[This message has been edited by Justin Sayne (edited 11-07-1999).]

Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
15 posted 1999-11-07 08:43 PM


Hiya Taz, ol' buddy, ol' pal, glad ta see ya in da 'stute! Hehehehehe...ya look a little dizzy ya ol' devil you!

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Bugs Bunny
Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28
Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
16 posted 1999-11-08 12:21 PM


I'm STILL waitin faw my WOOM Cwatchet *tapping foot impatiently*

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

Justin Consistent-Lee
New Member
since 1999-10-20
Posts 3

17 posted 1999-11-08 02:55 PM


I'm sad to say I don't have anything to do with this. all I can say is that I like to post. justin consistently.
Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
18 posted 1999-11-08 06:59 PM


Well Bugs see the problem is I can't seem to keep those Justin's out of the room. I could double you up but I fear that would be damaging to your spirit. What I would like of you is to entertain poor Bashful, he's having a tough time since joining us. He seems to have taken a liking to you so it would work nicely.plenty of carrots for your reward. We transferred Elmer Fudd so you don't have to worry about him tracking you.
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