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My Roommates are Cartoons
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My Roommates are Cartoons |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
My Roommates are Cartoons There was a f-fat p-piggy named P-Porky. Who looked quite incredibly dorky. This was no cartoon, this was a real loon, who had trouble using a forky. He got to the 'stute and he stumbled. He tripped on the stair, then he mumbled, "I w-want to c-c-ome in! P-please don't t-t-take my gin!" But soon with the bottle, he fumbled. The men in white put on his jacket. Oh, man, they made plenty of racket! With me hiding there behind the big chair, I watched as they filled out his "packet". They labeled the p-piggy a loony and told him he was a cartoony. They examined his snout as he screamed, "L-Let me out! Then they had him blow in the balloony. When Porky blew a two point 0, (this pig, he was plastered, you know), they labeled him "Schitz", and stifled his fits with a zap to the head! (I laid low!) Then in came this Bunny named Bugs, who proceeded to give us all hugs! This bunny was wacky, they gave him his jacky, and pulled it tight with 3 more tugs. His ears they were wings on his head as they carried him off to his bed. They strapped him right to it, and I watched 'em do it.... no matter how much that he pled! When Fudd found out Bugsy was in, and that Porky was smashed on some gin, his waughter was manic, there was quite a panic, and Elmer gwinned an evil gwin. "That wascawwy wabbit," he said, "is cwazy! He's westing in bed! The piggy's awwested! The widdle pig's tested and pwodded and pwobed in his head!" When Elmer then laughed in my ear, I almost went deaf, DON'TCHA HEAR! These hand drawn enigmas are causing some stigmas, It's Thyme to get far outa here! signed, Justin Thyme aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extraordinaire |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
My roommates are kitty cats One tuxedo, one jet black They may pester, but for sure Love and cuddles I don't lack. Since every day I can "weally" say (Don't think my question so absurd!) "I taught I saw a puddy tat" Does this mean I am Tweety Bird? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LOL to both the poem and the response!!!! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL...good one! Have at it Suthern...Go for it. Get that puddy tat, I taw him I deeeed, I deeeeed! heheeh Love the poem! LOL |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Hillarious!!  ------------------ Denise |
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Watcher666 Senior Member
since 1999-10-13
Posts 1606 |
LOL...too funny! ------------------ Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
:0  ;0 |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
LOL!! ------------------ A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Pepper...these are not "normal" folks like you and me yanno?...Okay, like you yanno? |
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Justin Consistant Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10my mind creates the place |
Toerag, could you define normal here for us? |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Normal, maybe not! But oh so funny!!!! ------------------ Denise |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
WEll....me for example? I mean, there are some places some where that I would think people would consider me normal....don't ya agree? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
We'll consider you to be anything you want to be here at the stute my friend Toerag. Follow me I'll show you to your room. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Nurse.....shake that thang honey...I'll folla ya anywhere!!!! |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
I assume your referring to my battle broom, I have to say your the first to take a liking to it. Most the others run and hide when they see me with it. Not that I have ever used it in any fowl manner, it's just used to hit high flies when the cupcakes are restless. |
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Bugs Bunny Junior Member
since 1999-11-05
Posts 28Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch |
Hey, what's wit dis wacky business, huh? After I was soooooooo nice givin all you loonies HUGS. I guess ya just can't be nice to some people. hhhrrrrmphhhh...... ------------------ yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I don't "scare" easily yassee...that's why my nose is shaped like it is....Now then, one of them "Justin's" told me you do obscene things to yourself with the handle?...Is this true? |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Obscene things to myself with a broom handle you ask, now why in the world would I even do such a thing. Sorry not my speed no matter the length. Those Justin's will say anything to make this Nurse look bad cause I happen to be around every corner when their sneakin around doing their tricks. Now don't ask me what their tricks are cause I am held to ethics not to disclose. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Don't let the old nurse fool ya, Toe. It's SHE who's turning tricks, you know! Why yesterday, she's with this Bunny as soon as she sees he's got money! This Cratchet lady is a trip, be careful, though, don't give her lip, because she don't like that at all... instead, just meet her in the stall in the Ladies Room on floor thirteen... then ask her 'bout the tricks she's seen. HAHA... this really is too funny! You should have seen her with Bugs Bunny! And when she said he was a dud, she started chasing Elmer Fudd. Shhhhh... may wagon could be fixed! But it ain't the Justins doin' tricks! hehehee justin t. aka Leonardo DaVinci Artiste Extroadinaire |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
LOL !! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
I think I'll sit out this go 'round My head hurts from last Thyme But I'm glad I shook off that Fudd dude He wrote some nasty rhymes You all seem very capable To run this place without me And I must rest up for the dance Coming up in O.P.Three ------------------ Sometimes nonsense isn't . |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Justin Thyme I've got your number it's gonna be mighty cold in your room tonight. No more favors will I send your way you've cooked your gander. |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
gawd! LOL |
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