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Justin Thyme
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0 posted 1999-11-05 12:54 PM


My Roommates are Cartoons


There was a f-fat p-piggy named P-Porky.
Who looked quite incredibly dorky.
This was no cartoon,
this was a real loon,
who had trouble using a forky.

He got to the 'stute and he stumbled.
He tripped on the stair, then he mumbled,
"I w-want to c-c-ome in!
P-please don't t-t-take my gin!"
But soon with the bottle, he fumbled.

The men in white put on his jacket.
Oh, man, they made plenty of racket!
With me hiding there
behind the big chair,
I watched as they filled out his "packet".

They labeled the p-piggy a loony
and told him he was a cartoony.
They examined his snout
as he screamed, "L-Let me out!
Then they had him blow in the balloony.

When Porky blew a two point 0,
(this pig, he was plastered, you know),
they labeled him "Schitz",
and stifled his fits
with a zap to the head! (I laid low!)

Then in came this Bunny named Bugs,
who proceeded to give us all hugs!
This bunny was wacky,
they gave him his jacky,
and pulled it tight with 3 more tugs.

His ears they were wings on his head
as they carried him off to his bed.
They strapped him right to it,
and I watched 'em do it....
no matter how much that he pled!

When Fudd found out Bugsy was in,
and that Porky was smashed on some gin,
his waughter was manic,
there was quite a panic,
and Elmer gwinned an evil gwin.

"That wascawwy wabbit," he said,
"is cwazy! He's westing in bed!
The piggy's awwested!
The widdle pig's tested
and pwodded and pwobed in his head!"

When Elmer then laughed in my ear,
I almost went deaf, DON'TCHA HEAR!
These hand drawn enigmas
are causing some stigmas,
It's Thyme to get far outa here!

signed,
Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire


© Copyright 1999 Justin Thyme - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 1999-11-05 01:38 PM


My roommates are kitty cats
One tuxedo, one jet black
They may pester, but for sure
Love and cuddles I don't lack.
Since every day I can "weally" say
(Don't think my question so absurd!)
"I taught I saw a puddy tat"
Does this mean I am Tweety Bird?

Toerag
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Ala bam a
2 posted 1999-11-05 02:33 PM


LOL to both the poem and the response!!!!
WhtDove
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3 posted 1999-11-05 03:37 PM


ROFL...good one! Have at it Suthern...Go for it. Get that puddy tat, I taw him I deeeed, I deeeeed! heheeh

Love the poem! LOL

Denise
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4 posted 1999-11-05 07:02 PM


Hillarious!!

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Denise


Watcher666
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5 posted 1999-11-05 09:05 PM


LOL...too funny!

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Illusion...what we see and what we do...it's all up to you.

Justin Thyme
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Oz
6 posted 1999-11-05 11:59 PM


:0

;0

Pepper
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7 posted 1999-11-06 08:00 PM


LOL!!

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A soul that writes from the heart and shares it, truly gives a gift extrordinaire!

Toerag
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Ala bam a
8 posted 1999-11-06 08:00 PM


Pepper...these are not "normal" folks like you and me yanno?...Okay, like you yanno?
Justin Consistant
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my mind creates the place
9 posted 1999-11-06 08:06 PM


Toerag, could you define normal here for us?
Denise
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10 posted 1999-11-06 08:06 PM


Normal, maybe not! But oh so funny!!!!

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Denise


Toerag
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Ala bam a
11 posted 1999-11-06 08:16 PM


WEll....me for example? I mean, there are some places some where that I would think people would consider me normal....don't ya agree?
Nurse Crachet
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12 posted 1999-11-06 08:39 PM


We'll consider you to be anything you want to be here at the stute my friend Toerag. Follow me I'll show you to your room.
Toerag
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Ala bam a
13 posted 1999-11-06 08:47 PM


Nurse.....shake that thang honey...I'll folla ya anywhere!!!!
Nurse Crachet
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14 posted 1999-11-06 09:08 PM


I assume your referring to my battle broom, I have to say your the first to take a liking to it. Most the others run and hide when they see me with it. Not that I have ever used it in any fowl manner, it's just used to hit high flies when the cupcakes are restless.
Bugs Bunny
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Elmer Fudd's Carrot Patch
15 posted 1999-11-06 09:10 PM


Hey, what's wit dis wacky business, huh? After I was soooooooo nice givin all you loonies HUGS. I guess ya just can't be nice to some people. hhhrrrrmphhhh......

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yeeeennnt...what's up, Doc?

Toerag
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Ala bam a
16 posted 1999-11-06 09:11 PM


I don't "scare" easily yassee...that's why my nose is shaped like it is....Now then, one of them "Justin's" told me you do obscene things to yourself with the handle?...Is this true?
Nurse Crachet
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17 posted 1999-11-06 09:31 PM


Obscene things to myself with a broom handle you ask, now why in the world would I even do such a thing. Sorry not my speed no matter the length. Those Justin's will say anything to make this Nurse look bad cause I happen to be around every corner when their sneakin around doing their tricks. Now don't ask me what their tricks are cause I am held to ethics not to disclose.
Justin Thyme
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Oz
18 posted 1999-11-06 09:57 PM


Don't let the old nurse fool ya, Toe.
It's SHE who's turning tricks, you know!
Why yesterday, she's with this Bunny
as soon as she sees he's got money!

This Cratchet lady is a trip,
be careful, though, don't give her lip,
because she don't like that at all...
instead, just meet her in the stall
in the Ladies Room on floor thirteen...
then ask her 'bout the tricks she's seen.

HAHA... this really is too funny!
You should have seen her with Bugs Bunny!
And when she said he was a dud,
she started chasing Elmer Fudd.

Shhhhh... may wagon could be fixed!
But it ain't the Justins doin' tricks!


hehehee
justin t.
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extroadinaire

Munda
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19 posted 1999-11-07 02:58 AM


LOL !!
Dr.Moose1
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20 posted 1999-11-07 01:29 PM


I think I'll sit out this go 'round
My head hurts from last Thyme
But I'm glad I shook off that Fudd dude
He wrote some nasty rhymes

You all seem very capable
To run this place without me
And I must rest up for the dance
Coming up in O.P.Three

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Sometimes nonsense isn't .

Nurse Crachet
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21 posted 1999-11-07 02:20 PM


Justin Thyme I've got your number it's gonna be mighty cold in your room tonight. No more favors will I send your way you've cooked your gander.
passing shadows
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22 posted 2004-04-25 08:38 PM


gawd! LOL
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