A Hard Day's Night....Repost from #1

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-10-29 03:49 PM

A well needed rest, I was sound asleep,
It had been one hell of a day.
Then I heard a knock about three o'clock,
Rolled over-ignored-slept away.

My wife awoke and yelled in my ear;
"Aren't ya gonna go and see who's there?"
Got up and staggered down the stairs,
To find a drunk in desperate despair.

He slurred out; "Can ya give me a push?"
My reply was direct and quite clear;
"It's three o'clock in the morning ya lush,
Get your drunk ass out of here!"

Went back to bed, my wife asked me;
"Who was knocking at the door?"
I said just a drunk, needing a push,
I told him to leave and knock no more!"

She said that wasn't nice-go back and see,
If I could assist the poor man-
Got back outta bed, back down the stairs,
To do what ever I can.

I looked out the door, still unable to see,
Yelled out, "Hey do you still need a push?"
He replied, "Yes I sure do, would you please?"
I said; "Where are ya man? I can't see past the big bush?"

He said he was next to the flowerbed,
But I still couldn't see a damn thing,
I went out into the yard, and my face turned blood red,
When I found the drunk on my little girl's swing.

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 10-29-1999).]

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-10-29 03:53 PM

*giggling* Can I be next? Will you push me high, up to the sky??? LOL. Thanks, Toe... I needed this!!! *G* (and ya wouldn't want that drunk driving anyway! LOL)

Marilyn
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since 1999-09-26

Posts 2621
Ontario, Canada

2 posted 1999-10-29 03:59 PM

I can always count on you for a good laugh my friend. I wanna be after suthern...Please...*batting my little girl lashes*...*giggle*

Munda
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since 1999-10-08

Posts 3544
The Hague, The Netherlands

3 posted 1999-10-29 05:40 PM

LOL, how do you come up with these things ! As always a pleasure to read. : )

Denise

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since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

4 posted 1999-10-29 08:58 PM

Good one here, Toe! hehehehehehehehe I'm sure he got the push of his life!

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Denise

Emmy
Member

since 1999-06-29

Posts 194
KY

5 posted 1999-10-29 09:38 PM

Toerag, you never fail to make me laugh!

Thanks, I needed this one!

Carolina Girl
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since 1999-08-14

Posts 63

6 posted 1999-10-29 09:59 PM

Well????? Did you give him a push????
I want to hear the ending, Toe! LOL *HUGZ* You ALWAYS keep me smiling.

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

7 posted 1999-10-30 12:54 PM

Ok Toe I wanna know too. Did ya push him? Clear across the street? hehe good one bud!

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 1999-10-30 02:44 PM

As I was leaving work yesterday, I saw one of my co-workers (who is normally impeccably dressed GQ material completely unaccustomed to sweat *G*) pushing a broom in an "all hands on deck" preparation for a major event. As soon as the word "push" came into my mind, I thought of this poem, went back upstairs, and printed it off... and everyone thoroughly enjoyed the read and the break! *G*

So now you've got a LOOOOOOOOONG line of people waiting for a swing, Toe!! LOL. You'll have no problem whatsoever working off that adrenalin surge. *G* Thanks for the grins!

Christopher

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since 1999-08-02

Posts 8296
Purgatorial Incarceration

9 posted 1999-10-30 03:24 PM

ROFLMAO!!
As always Toe, chore poetree awlways makes me laugh!!!

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