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Spilt Purse (A challenge from Poet Divine?)
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Spilt Purse (A challenge from Poet Divine?) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I was walking down the street, Just a little hike... Looked down at my feet, Something wasn't right? Someone must have lost their purse, It was near a garbage can, I picked it up and looked inside, To return it was my plan. Inside there were some aspirins, And a book by Doctor Ruth, A box of Tampons that was half full, Some lipstick and some rouge. There also was a vibrator, And a 'script for some Viagra, Why it was Mrs. Balladeer's! I was dying from the laughter! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toerag: I love it!!! Well done double shot... a response to the challenge and a volley fired at the 'Deer one! *G* It's obvious that this poor lady has been with him for years and learned to "cover all bases." *G* She hopes the viagra will help him sink a putt... but the vibrator's just in case. *G* |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
I don't remember challenging you?! Question? If it was prescription for Viagra, how would you know unless you had it filled and took some? Doctors have notoriously bad handwriting! Fess up! (I happen to know that Balladeer got that prescription for you.. it was a birthday gift!) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Awww now PDV......Balladeer didn't get me a prescription?....I saw it on the bottle? His wife was telling me she dropped two in his coffee the other morning at breakfast.....he went beserck! He threw her up on the table, ripped her clothes off and made mad passionate love to her. I asked her was it worth it?..She said it sure was, and besides, she said she doubted they'd ever eat at that restaurant again anyhow...... |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Sorry to disabuse you, Toerag, but I was at Denny's that day and it wasn't Balladeer that his Missus was with...can you guess..yes! LngJhnAg! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
PDV: You know it was DEER's birthday! LOL. I guess that's why the doc had mercy on him and wrote that script! *G* And yanno... it's not often I feel sorry for that sailor... but Deer really gave him a workout at Denny's, didn't he? *G* |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Very funny there Toe! All you guys here have added to the laughter! All a bunch of nuts in a good way that is! |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Toerag, this was soooo kewl, You had me laughing, I really enjoyed it. well done |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
My Lord, you guys! ROFLMAO...wonder why Balladeer hasn't replied to this one? ------------------ *Elizabeth* "Dwelt a maid belov'd and cherish'd by high and low, But with autumn leaf she perish'd, long time ago..." |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Though I hate to admit it I see that I was wrong. It's sad to have it pointed out By villainous Long John. But I was dumb to have responded In this place. It wasn't right. I guess I just got caught up In the passion of the fight. I'll post it on the adult site Where poets go to hide That don't have the ability To fight clean on this side. And thanks, Long John, for giving me The proper point of view. I only wish to God it didn't Have to come from you! [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 08-26-99).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well done there Pee-wee....I enjoyed the reply!!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Clap clap clap... applause for you both! LOL. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
This was a wonderful poem, and, in my capacity as a wonderful man, terrific person, saintly in all things I do, I confer upon Toerag all the honors he so richly deserves. I, too am a sensitive caring person like Toerag. [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 08-26-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LJA: I guess you can't help sounding like what you are? *G* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn....I've only got one more year, then I'm gonna be old enough to see what's on that board man......How are ya Sailor? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Reverand LongJohn, How are ya mate? Ya been gone so long Ya old reprobate. I think Balladeer Missed ya too He's been here, Lookin' for you. I'm sorry I posted The "scum" I did, Didn't mean to embarrass ya? And I'd never offend? I thought you'd been, To Hooter's for fun? Didn't know it was a seminary? Bless you my son! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO @ Hooter's seminary!! You know he just goes there for the food!!!! LOL. He has all the eye candy he needs at home! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Belle Thank you for clarifying that for all these readers in here who don't know how sweet I am. I do have to correct one thing you said... I do not go to Hooters just for the food. I also go there to read the ladies some of Toerag's poetry. Some of Balladeer's, too. The management is all ticked off at me because all the ladies there spend the whole lunch hour sighing over the wonderful words I read. |
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