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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-08-17 07:28 AM

He was so lonely
Cuz of his nose
It made him quite homely
It "honked" when he "blowed."

So then Balladeer
Decided to go,
To have something done
Bout his Pinnochio-like nose;
.........SO................

He gotta nose job, a real nose job,
It's now turned up instead of hangin' down
He gotta nose job, a real nose job,
Now he's the purtiest guy in town.

He never had a girl, he could walk home
He never had a gal who cared,
Now he's never left alone,
Since he had his schnoz repaired.

He never had a gal, to taste his lips
His future looked mighty bleak,
Now he's on every gal's list
Since he overhauled his beak.

Now Balladeer, has a nose,
That really is quite unique,
Just one big nostril, on one side,
To pick at when he eats!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-17-99).]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-08-17 07:53 AM

Ah-HA! LOL. I knew Balladeer must have some major flaw... and it certainly isn't his poetry! LOL.

For some strange reason, I'm suddenly much more satisfied with my appearance this morning... I think I'll cancel that appointment with the plastic surgeon! After this many years, I'm used to that divider between my nostrils! LOL. Great poem, Toe... thanks for the grins!

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

2 posted 1999-08-17 08:00 AM

too funny..lol..lol. Loved the overhaul of the beak.

Lost Dreamer
Member Elite

since 1999-06-20

Posts 2464
Somewhere near the Rainbow

3 posted 1999-08-17 08:41 AM

Toerag, Your on a roll today. LOL.

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 1999-08-17 04:45 PM

As a worthy opponent, I think you're bombin'
I see that very well.
What this poem and my nose have in common
Is....they both really smell!

You took a chance to get at me,
Thinking there was nothing to it
But you did what I did to my nose...
This time you really blew it!

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

5 posted 2004-04-18 04:32 AM

hard to believe you've been friends so long LOL

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