Open Poetry #1 |
Balladeer Nose |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
He was so lonely Cuz of his nose It made him quite homely It "honked" when he "blowed." So then Balladeer Decided to go, To have something done Bout his Pinnochio-like nose; .........SO................ He gotta nose job, a real nose job, It's now turned up instead of hangin' down He gotta nose job, a real nose job, Now he's the purtiest guy in town. He never had a girl, he could walk home He never had a gal who cared, Now he's never left alone, Since he had his schnoz repaired. He never had a gal, to taste his lips His future looked mighty bleak, Now he's on every gal's list Since he overhauled his beak. Now Balladeer, has a nose, That really is quite unique, Just one big nostril, on one side, To pick at when he eats! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-17-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Ah-HA! LOL. I knew Balladeer must have some major flaw... and it certainly isn't his poetry! LOL. For some strange reason, I'm suddenly much more satisfied with my appearance this morning... I think I'll cancel that appointment with the plastic surgeon! After this many years, I'm used to that divider between my nostrils! LOL. Great poem, Toe... thanks for the grins! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
too funny..lol..lol. Loved the overhaul of the beak. |
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Lost Dreamer Member Elite
since 1999-06-20
Posts 2464Somewhere near the Rainbow |
Toerag, Your on a roll today. LOL. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
As a worthy opponent, I think you're bombin' I see that very well. What this poem and my nose have in common Is....they both really smell! You took a chance to get at me, Thinking there was nothing to it But you did what I did to my nose... This time you really blew it! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hard to believe you've been friends so long LOL |
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