The Ballad of Danny Bonaduce

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Open Poetry #1

The Ballad of Danny Bonaduce

Poet deVine

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Hurricane Alley

0 posted 1999-06-08 11:23 PM

Please pity the poor transvestite
bashed in the head by a flashlight
All he really wanted to be
was a part of the Partridge Family.

Some may say his actions are sick
but what is wrong with a man in lipstick?
And what is wrong with making a buck
for pursing his lips for a friendly suck?

And in parting, remember this one rule,
it won’t be learned at home or at school.
When chased by the cops for being crude,
slip into your closet, completely nude.

Fred Hobbs
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since 1999-06-08

Posts 329
Tallahassee, Florida, US

1 posted 1999-06-09 07:05 AM

Great one poet,

Is this the same guy Balladeer met in the diner?

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

2 posted 1999-06-09 04:54 PM

Could be, Fred. I heard that Marilyn was getting a little behind in his work!

Poet deVine

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Hurricane Alley

3 posted 1999-06-09 05:30 PM

Up until now, I thought getting a little behind in my work was a bad thing...now I'm rethinking that!

Genea
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since 1999-06-15

Posts 321
USA

4 posted 1999-07-03 12:48 PM

I found this in the 'archives'....what a scream....i never could stand this guy!

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