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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA 
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Ode to Being Blonde (from my archives)  It matters not how smart you are For if you are a blonde Dead batteries in a new car Will render senses gone. Of course the doors are locked up tight Forget remote control The hood won't open, such a plight To jump this Jag and roll Oh, such a quand'ry, what to do? The dealer said to me ~ Did the thought occur to you To op'n it with the key? [This message has been edited by Nan (12-27-2002 09:03 PM).] |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
The blonde was sitting in the car and she could not get out. She tried attracting walkers with an over powering shout But no one paid her any heed to help her in her plight The handle would not budge an inch. The button was stuck tight! And then her situation took a bad turn for the worse. She kicked the dashboard with her feet. She screamed.She raved. She cursed! She knew that if she didn't leave then she would surely drown For it had started raining and the convertible top was down! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
No Sir-ree...... I didn't drown... Wasn't gonna... I had my umbrella with me..... It was a good thing too - Cuz at least I was dry - It took hours for that locksmith to arrive to rescue me......  [This message has been edited by Nan (12-27-2002 09:05 PM).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Nan Why did you have to say you're blonde, Now another stereotype is gone. You've too much wit to fit the style, I must conclude you've no vacant smile. Thank you for the reply. |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Afraid she is, Long John, old friend. There's no more reason to pretend. No, she's not dumb but I have seen A lot of white-out on her screen! |
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MissNTrope Junior Member
since 1999-07-29
Posts 43 |
Gotta use BLEW OUT on this screen, Deer...  [This message has been edited by Nan (12-27-2002 09:08 PM).] |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
I'm not blonde,no sir ree!! I've never done anything wrong you see. I'm brunette through and through, And I can even prove it too!! Well, maybe once I locked myself out. When it happened I ran about To see if I could get back in, (The neighbors had a good laugh then.) Oh, I forgot another one, When I was having so much fun I neglected to shut that oven off, (Took hubby 2 weeks to rid that cough.) But those are exceptions to the rules, Brunettes you see are never fools. We only have teeny, minor mistakes (we get out of trouble by whatever it takes.) Well don't mind me, I dye my hair To rid the blondness hidden there. How can they say blondes have more fun? (Alright, I admit...it was all for pun) I wuv ALL you people..  BTW...I think I must have enjoyed your poem too much Nan..it made me write this cwazy thing!!! |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... Much enjoying your Jag foibles, Nan!  Best wishes and hugs, /Kit |
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Kellie_Cantrell Senior Member
since 2002-05-22
Posts 1667New York |
That was REALLY good laugh i just got. (¨`·.·´¨) (¨`·.·´¨) |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
yeppers! I got a good giggle here. (part blonde, but I don't claim it) |
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