Balladeer's new ally, Lucie

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Open Poetry #2

Balladeer's new ally, Lucie

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 1999-09-13 03:10 PM

She was the damsel of his watery eyes,
Thick of chest, even thicker of thighs.
She wore her favorite dress each day,
Turned inside out to hide old stains.

Her bra had long since lost one cup,
So now her breasts are "Down" and "Up"
Instead of being Ms. Left and Right
(With decolletage it makes a sight!)

Her hairy legs when rubbed together,
Tell the temperature and the weather.
Her left knee thinks its all alone,
Because her right knee it's never known.

She is the wench of Houston town,
She loves Balladeer when he's around.
She is the apple of his devilish eye,
And a Toerag dream of the Produce aisle.

Lest you think that I don't admire,
This brazen woman of wit and fire,
Then think again. I think she's grand,
So in friendship I offer her my hand.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 1999-09-13 03:15 PM

You'd better be on a fast steed and just wave with that hand as you pass by! LOL. Great job, sailor!!

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

2 posted 1999-09-13 03:17 PM

Beware LongJohn... nothing like a woman's wrath and I think you done rattled that cage much to fiercely.

All the same, that was fun to read. Thanks.

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

3 posted 1999-09-13 03:23 PM

Just relax everybody - I happen to know that anybody named Lucie is too sweet to know anger. After all, I've been a chauvinist all my life, so I know women like the back of their hand... heh heh heh

What's that?!!! Xena, Warrior Princess is really Luci Lawless??? OMG - where's that darn Delete button?!!!!

[This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 09-13-99).]

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

4 posted 1999-09-13 03:27 PM

Your ass is grass......LOL

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

5 posted 1999-09-13 03:39 PM

Uh-Oh!! You're in trouble now!!! LOL...

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

6 posted 1999-09-13 04:20 PM

Thank you all for your concern,
But poet Lucie will never burn
Long John with his silver tongue
Besides, she won't kill me. I'm way too young!

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