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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Exercise, diet, get into shape, Stay physically fit, check your heart rate. Watch what ya eat and your caloric intake, No drinking or smoking, monitor your weight. Running a mile, burns a hundred calories, Burn 3500, and you'll lose one pound with ease, Now if you weigh about one hundred and fifty pounds, And ran fifty two hundred and fifty miles, You'd just disappear, and never be found! [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-27-1999).] [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-27-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Might as well just disappear - All those miles away from here There'd be no Toerag in my life, Merely bunions, toil, and strife. And though I might at last be fit I wouldn't like that fate one bit! On the other hand... I'd be perfectly willing to walk up to Yankee country for a visit! LOL. Great job, Toe!!! |
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Systematic Decay Senior Member
since 1999-09-15
Posts 1301That place with padded walls and funny people in white......... |
LOL toe, great way to tackle a major problem in this country with some humor ------------------ "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage." -Billy Corgan- |
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graham Member
since 1999-07-31
Posts 60South Yorkshire, England |
No need to run that far...you're already miles ahead! ------------------ I always wanted an edible canoe but you can't have your kayak and eat it too! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Toe! If I ran that far I wouldn't have to worry about losing weight. I'd be dead! LOL |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
“Doctor, doctor,” said the man “I need to lose weight, all that I can!” "Then run, and run, and run some more” Said the Doc, showing him out the door. So the man, he ran and ran, and ran, finally ending up in Rome Soon Doc got a phone call from the man Who asked “when can I return to my home?” ------------------ Sunshine Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Toe: Come on, be serious...LOL If I watched what I ate no toad in the hole could I make so I'll keep my ounces and my pounds else I'll whiz round the room with peculiar sounds ... ooops HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Yep. Toerag's running from the heat. Losing weight? Nope. Getting beat Like a drum when his pen runs on, And villifies poor old Long John. So watch yourself, you scalawag, Or there'll be lint 'stead of rag. I'm coming back from my abstention, And you'll be getting my attention. hey there, Toe - how ya doing? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Doc said "Run to loose Calories from the booze." So Toe's on the run To slim down some Into the Hooters bar Which ain't all that far But the pounds keep comin' 'Cause its backwards he's runnin' For a mug full of beer And a ride from Sir Balladeer |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Toe, you are a comic genius! ------------------ Denise |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Doctor told me how to do it diet one day and skip the next so I did it for one month you should see my abs and pecs Doctor was amazed you see at my weight loss he was flippin' must have been those salads, said he Heck NO it was all that skippin'! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
I'd rather just not eat LOL |
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