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Balladeer's Rear
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Balladeer's Rear |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
When Balladeer was in his teens, 'round eighteen and a bit, and long before they all wore jeans, his pants would never fit. Old LongJohn with flippant tongue, said, "Deer ya got no butt, not at all to hang them on, them pants just won't stay up." Balladeer felt so inferior, because he only had, a miniscule posterior unfit for any lad His pant seats hung in bumless shape, and girls would rarely glance, were he to ask them for a date, in unfilled baggy pants. He'd see some young macho guy with pant seat amply packed, and covet with an envious eye the rearend that he lacked. Now his rump is REALLY plump, since fifty years have passed, about the size of a large-car trunk, And passes much more gas. And now it seems the baggy shape, is the modern dresser's passion, But his ass is oh so great, He still can't dress in fashion. |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
lolol@still can't dress in fashion, but hey watch out there...I thought that's why they made those baggy pants with pleats... great poem! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Gee, seems to me I got stuck with the biggest ass around.....his name is Toerag. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And what a fine ass he is indeed! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
Hmmmmm, is Virgin Mary coming into this somewhere, you never can tell...*g* HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Good one Toe! LOL Very Funny!!! Have to admit Bally's wasn't bad either!! hehe |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Now yassee how he treats me! There was nothing sarcastic about my little poem, and it was all true...and still....he insists on being mean to me?....My feelings are hurt, my motivation has gone to hell to write anything else sweet about him and I'm just crushed. I try so hard to be complimentary about this sheeplover, and all I get in return is this? I just don't understand? That's okay though, I'll just turn the other cheek..(his sheep try that too but it does no good), I'll just go on, be my kind hearted self, and continue to attempt to me nice to this guy. I just don't understand some people...do ya all? |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Ouch Balladeer you got him good!!! Toe now you don't think you deserved it??  Justbleu ------------------ "It may take a boy to turn a girl's head, but it takes a man to turn a girl's heart" |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
Well Toe...ya did it again. Just as I finally get over the laughing coniption that you always put me in you strike again without warning to all my funny bones. Thanks for the giggles.. ------------------ What you hid from your parents as kids, you will hide from your kids as parents. ~Cletus T Judd~ |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Toe! You should be honored that Balladeer named his butt after you!!!!!  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toe: You'd better watch which cheeks you turn towards Balladeer! LOL. His sheep might be out grazing somewhere, yanno! *EG* Great poem, sweets... and the smiles are so much appreciated!! |
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Rand al'Thor Junior Member
since 1999-09-19
Posts 32Rochester, NY, USA |
Toerag, do you ever write poetry concerning anything other than Balladeer? I would like to see some works that show who you are... Granted, taking down Balladeer a few notches can be a noble endeavor, eventually you run out of notches . . . ------------------------------------------------ "They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Rand....yep, I've written about some of the other folks too?...LOL....I don't write much serious stuff.....it mostly stinks worse than this stuff....I've written a few almost serious things if ya go back a few pages, and I've written a few on the Open Poetry #1. I guess I could run out of notches, and things to write about Balladeer in a year or two? I'll try something normal..or, let's say, as normal as a Toerag can possibly be! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Toe: I dunno... *G* I somehow doubt you'll be running out of material to write about anytime soon... if Balladeer's belt can keep up with his ever-expanding girth, you're poetic talents can certainly keep up with his never-ending retaliations! LOL |
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