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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-09-20 03:57 PM

I was reading my Bible
(So you know this is fiction)
But even a Toerag,
Has a little religion.

I read about Samson,
When his hair was so long,
Then after a "trimming"
His strength was all gone.

I read about Noah,
His ark and such,
All of them animals,
And it raining so much.

Then I read about Adam,
His wife's name was Eve,
From one little rib,
Who wouldda believed?

I was laying on the couch,
My side started to ache,
Not being a grouch,
No complaining I made.

The pain was awful,
Thought I was losing my life,
I thought for a moment,
I was having a wife...

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PhaerieChild
Senior Member

since 1999-08-30

Posts 1787
Aloha, Oregon

1 posted 1999-09-20 04:04 PM

ROTFLMAO!!! That's sooooo funny!! Love your wit!!

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suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

2 posted 1999-09-20 04:23 PM

ROFLMAO..... Oh, Toe... I don't know where you come up with these... but don't ever stop! LOL. I love it!!!!

Pepper
Member Elite

since 1999-08-19

Posts 3079
Southern Florida

3 posted 1999-09-20 04:26 PM

too cute.....

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams

Iloveit
Senior Member

since 1999-09-02

Posts 1121
NM

4 posted 1999-09-20 04:36 PM

yep too cute! ROFG

Lost Dreamer
Member Elite

since 1999-06-20

Posts 2464
Somewhere near the Rainbow

5 posted 1999-09-20 07:15 PM

LOL, I loved this one.

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

6 posted 1999-09-20 08:14 PM

ROFL...oh good one Toe! Just couldn't wait to get here! Though I was havin a wife..LOL

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 1999-09-20 08:19 PM

Far be it from me not to acknowledge greatness....and this is! Good one, Mr. Toe!

JTF
Member

since 1999-08-09

Posts 319
France

8 posted 1999-09-21 04:07 AM

Oh dear !!! ... now, how can I pretend I'm working when I'm reading this ? ... you know I'm not supposed to laugh in front of my screen ...

Toe, I'm sure glad nurses let you use the putter every now and then

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