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Ain't It Great We Have Old Balladeer?
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Ain't It Great We Have Old Balladeer? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I sometimes take a little glance, And wonder what, if by chance, If Balladeer been born a bee, Or a pig or goat or flea. He could have been an old milk cow, With little thought beyond what's now, His future would be "well done" steaks, For hungry diner's dinner plates. How glad I am, you may ask why, That he's not some household fly, Whose thoughts of wholesome gastric treats, were tid-bits from the refuse heaps, doomed perhaps to end his days choked to death by insect sprays. He'd really hate to end it all, Swatted flat on one's kitchen wall. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-20-1999).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I love this, Toe!!! And I'm glad 'Deer is exactly who he is... he's almost as much a nuisance as a flea... and you may swat him with a poem almost daily, but he lives to swat right back. *G* And he might enjoy being nibbled on... *EG* but we'd all lose if he was completely consumed at the next backyard barbecue! LOL. Great job!!!  |
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Iloveit Senior Member
since 1999-09-02
Posts 1121NM |
using my ditto privledges with great flair I say I ditto suthern! |
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RainbowGirl Member Elite
since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023United Kingdom |
ROFL@Swatted flat on one's kitchen wall...*g* HUSG ------------------ You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Oh, how I'd feel such elation If I went through reincarnation. I have compiled a little list Of choices I could not resist. A grain of sand in Toe's toothpaste. A pound of dirt in his crankcase. A fouls smell in his shaving lotion. A tiny pinprick in his Trojan. A small flea in his toupee's hair. A herpes blister - you know where. Crazy glue in his suppository Would really put me in my glory. So, watch out, Toe, when you attack. Who knows how I'll be coming back? It's possible you'll hear from me Whenever you take a burning pee!!! |
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JTF Member
since 1999-08-09
Posts 319France |
ROFLMAO !!! and Deer's reply is as good as Toe's shot ... |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
You guys are hilarious. ROFL! Loved both pieces. Michael |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Just when we were glad he was around... *G* Obviously Balladeer is aware of what a nuisance he is... I mean, could be. *EG* Great job, guys... both of you!!!! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
You got tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard. ROFL Loved the fly on the wall thing there Toe!!! Balladeer, what can I say? You crack me up, all of it. Super glue in his suppository! heheh |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
And what's really funny 'bout Balladeer's reply is, that every time I do have to use the bathroom, I do think of him?...Wonder if there's a connection there?...LOL... |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Hmmn, could be Toe!! LOL...you guys have really made my day, I tell ya!!! |
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Angel Rand Member
since 1999-09-04
Posts 134London UK, and Zurich Switzerland |
ROFL you two!!! Love it!!!  Angel |
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newrsoul New Member
since 1999-09-14
Posts 5Lewisham, SE9 |
The ONLY reason I come here is to read the great poetry between you two! Excellent piece Toe. Better Retort 'Deer |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh Toerag, now be sure that Deer Will garnish no one's plate, you hear He's not a goat or bumble bee He's not a fly or sow you see Perhaps you should change your approach He'll bite your toe - He's a Bigroach!!  |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ROFL @ EVERYTHING! Thanks for the smiles... sometimes this is the place to cure my blues! |
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