Area 51 (for the laughter of Alison and Serenety Blaze)

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Open Poetry #46

Area 51 (for the laughter of Alison and Serenety Blaze)

Dadygoose
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since 2010-01-01

Posts 162
A Communist country

0 posted 2010-03-17 12:56 PM

It is said that aliens landed in New Mexico in 1947,
At a mysterious place called area 51,
That this is an official government secret,
That they, the aliens, were attracted
By all the noise we made in World War II,
That they came here to investigate
What might be going on on this strange planet.
Actually they were looking for a place to land
And they hit New Mexico but landed somewhere else,
Being unfamiliar with the Earth.

Only problem is,
It would have taken them four ears to hear the noise.
Then it would have taken them four years to get here and investigate.
Then it would have taken them four years to get home and report.
Then it would have taken them four years to bring the invasion force,
And by then … … …
And that’s just if they happen to be next door.
No alien cooking lessons for me,
But call me back in about four years.
I’m right next door.

I just made this up on the spur of the moment.
Because the vibrations from the planet Mars are killing me!

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