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Dakota
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since 2000-05-25
Posts 125
New York

0 posted 2010-12-11 09:00 PM



SHOPPING WOES(To Jingle Bells)

DASHING THROUGH THE STORE
WITH A THREE WHEELED SHOPPING CART
HOPING WHERE WE GO
THE SALES CLERK HAS A HEART

FIVE YOUNG KIDS IN TOW
MAKING SPIRITS DROP
WOW!! THAT PRICE IS HIGH!!
SOMEONE CALL A COP!

CHORUS:
OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES
CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN

OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES
CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN


YOU FINALLY GET IN LINE
AND YOU’RE FEELING PRETTY FINE
YOUR SHOPPING IS FINALLY DONE
NOW ITS TIME FOR FUN

YOU CHECK YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST
TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ALL YOUR GIFTS
YOU GET TO THIRTYFOUR
OH! MY! GOD! THERES MORE!!

OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES
CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN

CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY DONE
AND SO IS ALL THAT FUN
THEN YOU START TO THINK
WHY ON NEW YEARS THEY DRINK!

OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES
CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN


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JerryPat
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since 2010-10-30
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1 posted 2010-12-11 09:13 PM


Hah! It may be an oldie but a goodie, but it's brand spanking new to moi! I sang it to my mutt Zoe. She appreciated it. Mutt's got class.

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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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2 posted 2010-12-11 09:31 PM


Very clever, Dakota!
Spiros Zafiris
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since 2002-10-20
Posts 982
Canada
3 posted 2010-12-12 02:47 AM


..very amusing one; much enjoyed
reading/singing it..>>spiros

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