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Holiday Diddy (Repost from long ago)
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Holiday Diddy (Repost from long ago) |
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Dakota Member
since 2000-05-25
Posts 125New York |
SHOPPING WOES(To Jingle Bells) DASHING THROUGH THE STORE WITH A THREE WHEELED SHOPPING CART HOPING WHERE WE GO THE SALES CLERK HAS A HEART FIVE YOUNG KIDS IN TOW MAKING SPIRITS DROP WOW!! THAT PRICE IS HIGH!! SOMEONE CALL A COP! CHORUS: OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN YOU FINALLY GET IN LINE AND YOU’RE FEELING PRETTY FINE YOUR SHOPPING IS FINALLY DONE NOW ITS TIME FOR FUN YOU CHECK YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST TO SEE IF YOU HAVE ALL YOUR GIFTS YOU GET TO THIRTYFOUR OH! MY! GOD! THERES MORE!! OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN CHRISTMAS IS FINALLY DONE AND SO IS ALL THAT FUN THEN YOU START TO THINK WHY ON NEW YEARS THEY DRINK! OH! SHOPPING WOES, SHOPPING WOES CHRISTMAS IS HERE AGAIN OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE TO THE SHOPPING MALL AGAIN |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Hah! It may be an oldie but a goodie, but it's brand spanking new to moi! I sang it to my mutt Zoe. She appreciated it. Mutt's got class. http://swamprighter.wordpress.com/ |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Very clever, Dakota! |
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Spiros Zafiris Senior Member
since 2002-10-20
Posts 982Canada |
..very amusing one; much enjoyed reading/singing it..>>spiros |
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