Open Poetry #46 |
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Tickle Me Elmo and the Blonde |
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The Tickle Me Elmo plant was hiring and the blonde applied. She felt so happy being hired the poor girl almost cried. The boss said she would start tomorrow, told her what to do And she was happy at the thought of doing something new! Next day the boss was working when his door flew open wide. "That new girl's made a mess of things!", his foreman loudly cried. "Production's at a standstill. Dolls are cluttering the floor And if you don't get rid of her, we can't take too much more!" The boss walked out into the plant to see what was the score. Tickle Me Elmo toys were strewn about the concrete floor. The line was so backed up the poor dolls had no place to go And fell off the conveyor belt now moving way too slow. He saw the blond down at the end of that conveyor belt Cutting little squares of what appeared to be red felt. She had a jar of marbles there and took them out by pairs Then wrapped them in the squares of felt, oblivious of stares. She then took each small bag and sewed it to the Elmo doll Right between the legs! The boss let out a screaming howl!! The poor girl dropped the Elmo doll and all the marbles, too. "What's wrong?", she said. "I'm doing just what you told me to do." "I told you nothing of the sort!", the boss said, angrily. "You've ruined this production day and made a fool of me." "You've really made a mess of things and put us in a pickle. I told you, when the dolls came by, to give them two test tickles!" ![]() |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo Balladeer, This is a funny one. It makes sense to me. Bobby |
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Balladeer
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Thanks, Bobby ![]() |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... (deep breath) ahhhahahahahahahahahaha.... loved this one... Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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Jaki H Member
since 2008-01-19
Posts 232NJ, USA |
hahahahahahahah!!!!! This is hilarious!!!! i love it! |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
LOL!!!! oh I got it, I got it!! rolling with laughter from Down Under !! very good Michael!! Bisous de Sydney RDB Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... |
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threadbear Senior Member
since 2008-07-10
Posts 817Indy |
Just two, Michael? hehehe Somehow, the idea of a Sesame Street doll needing a 'cod piece' makes me cough, a bit. Great stuff, amigo! Indulge me here: when Elmo first came out in stores, my family and I were shopping at Wally World for Christmas and I saw how violently the Elmo shook on the shelves when pressed by 'test tickles' by customers and was immaturely mesmerized. I casually walked up to the 100 dolls on the shelves, and proceeded to tickle EVERY one, then slinked away and watched the carnage! (at the chagrin of my family who tried desperately to disassociate them from me) Dozens upon dozens of Elmos all shrieked laughter and shook until most tumbled to the floor. I think we wound up leaving, before buying anything. P.S. Oh, almost forgot: GO COLTS!!!!!! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Woehahaha, I know I shouldn't read your poetry just before I have to go to bed, because now I won't get any sleep within the next few hours I guess. LOL Just love it. Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
So funny, Michael. Ida |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... This is classic!! |
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gordmer Junior Member
since 2011-01-15
Posts 18Ontario, Canada |
rofl... this is great |
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katahdin Senior Member
since 2010-07-01
Posts 1196ME. In the Shadow of the Mt. |
LOL !! I've heard this one before but I like your version. Kat >^..^< |
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