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Amberzlynnc
Member

since 2010-08-24

Posts 229
New Jersey

0 posted 2011-09-08 12:37 PM

Tilt your glass.
Swallow.
Feel the burn.
Scrunch your face.
Shake your head.
Stumble and slur.
Now repeat.

Converse obnoxiously.
Flirt with stranger.
Remove excess clothing.
Dance horizontally.
Forget partner’s name.
Replace clothing.

Take another swig.
Dance until dizzy.
Stumble and slur.
Wake up your roommate.
Laugh hyena-like.
Projectile vomit.

Pass out where you are.
Wake up confused.
Crack an egg in a beer.
Down the beer.
Type a sick letter to your professor.

What did YOU learn in college?

*Amber

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

1 posted 2011-09-08 04:04 AM

Goodness gracious, this perfect question should hang everywhere to be read in lucid moments by those who behave like this. It's not the way to solve problems! It's - as you say - obnoxious!

It hurts to see how young people sometimes stray so far from dignity... to some degree we can detect where it stems from, but it is so sad to see that there is a total lack of self-respect. Whose fault is it? Society, school, family ... But I trust for most of the bachelors it will be only a temporary "flipping out"!

Dear Amber you really have written an impressive piece here!

Love,
Margherita

ice
Member Elite

since 2003-05-17

Posts 3404
Pennsylvania

2 posted 2011-09-08 05:08 AM

You have just discribed all of the players on Jersey Shore,(I see you are from N.J.) I don't think the "Situation" will, but most men grow out of the obnoxious stage, at least I hope they do.

Good write

JL
Member Ascendant

since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

3 posted 2011-09-08 05:44 AM

"Laugh hyena-like.
Projectile vomit."

Now your talking.

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

4 posted 2011-09-08 09:24 AM

Hah! Although I admit to doing as you so described, my college was that of hard knocks, and actually I did learn a few things from my three decades of being lost in America. It just took me more time to understand it.

This was very perceptive.

~~ How come abbreviated is such a long word? ~~

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

5 posted 2011-09-08 01:25 PM

Very well done, Amber!

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2011-09-08 04:18 PM

You have just described half of the University of Miami students!

Great work, Amber!!!

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

7 posted 2011-09-08 07:08 PM

A copy of this should be issued to every college freshman...James

ebonygirl
Member Elite

since 2011-07-14

Posts 2000
California U.S.A

8 posted 2011-09-08 11:16 PM

I agree with James, Posted in all dorms,
Enjoyed, Ms.E

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

9 posted 2011-09-17 10:55 PM

Remember those days well...enjoy (hick) them...they go away all to fast.

LOL at this piece...well done!

j.

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