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Daddy Goose38
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since 2010-09-04
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obama's a rice paper tiger

0 posted 2011-08-30 12:17 PM



The Natural Colorado Oven


Doesn’t use electricity, or anything.
Go outside for about 15 minutes until well-done,
Or until you start hallucinating snow fields and glaciers,
Whichever comes last.
Turn over by just turning around.

The terrible heat is so terrible
That it is scrambling up my brain functions.  For example,
I think I’ll put the kitchen in the bedroom
Since that’s where the AC is.
No.
I think I’ll put the AC in the freezer
Since that’s where the ice cream is.
No.
I think I’ll put the bedroom in the bathroom
So I can go without going anywhere.
No.
I’ll put the cat in the birdcage,
In case he ant the bird
Might want to get to know each other.
In case he gets hungry and wants to have dinner with his new friend.

No.
I think I’ll put the living room in the closet.
No.
Whichever comes last.
Have you been spending too much time in the closet?
Jaime


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Lori Grosser Rhoden
Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere
1 posted 2011-08-30 02:26 PM


You wonderful silly Goose!  You better come in and cool off I think you have cooked your noodle!
Lori

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
2 posted 2011-08-30 02:26 PM


I think you have absolutely come out of the closet, maybe you need to . . . er . . . go back in? Just a suggestion. Trying to help. Really.

~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~

jwesley
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563
Spring, Texas
3 posted 2011-08-30 04:10 PM


Very cute, my friend - we're pulling out our sweaters here today...only 100 so far...not use to the end-of-summer cold spells...

j.

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