Open Poetry #47 |
The Natural colorado Oven |
Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
The Natural Colorado Oven Doesn’t use electricity, or anything. Go outside for about 15 minutes until well-done, Or until you start hallucinating snow fields and glaciers, Whichever comes last. Turn over by just turning around. The terrible heat is so terrible That it is scrambling up my brain functions. For example, I think I’ll put the kitchen in the bedroom Since that’s where the AC is. No. I think I’ll put the AC in the freezer Since that’s where the ice cream is. No. I think I’ll put the bedroom in the bathroom So I can go without going anywhere. No. I’ll put the cat in the birdcage, In case he ant the bird Might want to get to know each other. In case he gets hungry and wants to have dinner with his new friend. No. I think I’ll put the living room in the closet. No. Whichever comes last. Have you been spending too much time in the closet? Jaime |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
You wonderful silly Goose! You better come in and cool off I think you have cooked your noodle! Lori |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
I think you have absolutely come out of the closet, maybe you need to . . . er . . . go back in? Just a suggestion. Trying to help. Really. ~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~ |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Very cute, my friend - we're pulling out our sweaters here today...only 100 so far...not use to the end-of-summer cold spells... j. |
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