Open Poetry #47 |
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My Former Medical Practice |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
I used to practice medicine in Podunk ,USA The people there were pretty much a bunch of clods I'd say My waiting room was always full and business was quite good But, every patient needed me to pull out bits of wood And their incessant whining just 'bout drove me up a wall If you think you've heard this before just stop here, it's your call. But, if for some strange reason, you find puns are what you're pining You'll know I left my practice 'cause ev'ry clod has a sliver whining. |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Cute, Doctor Moose! Love, M |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
For me, being from Texas, there is only one Moose, and having made a 13 month trip to the RSV there is only one "DOC" I would be hard pressed to call you either. However, your humor and whit surpasses even those held so high in my memories. So, humbly I ask your permission to call you "Number One..." ![]() JL ![]() |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
I'm lovin' it Doc. keep 'em coming! Lori |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Margherita, Thanks, I really have been having a lot of fun with these lately. To me they are like a really intricate word puzzle that has to be pieced together just right in order to work. If some folks get a chuckle out of them , so much the better. Doc JL, Lol, thanks. You can call me anything you'd like. I don't stand on formality by any means and Lord knows I've been called a lot of different things, lol. I'm glad you're enjoying my little attempts at humor. I've been a long time polishing up my act and I'm sure not in it for the money, so a laugh here and there is good as gold. Doc Lori, Dare I say you're quite the glutton for punishment? Sorry, that just slipped out, lol. You really shouldn't encourage me. Doc |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
![]() You GOT me! And it was great! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Sunshine, I thank you ( and so does my mentor, Mr. Peabody, lol). Doc |
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Alison![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Doc, I don't know how you come up with these (not sure I want to know either), but what I do know is you never fail to make me laugh. That is just one more of your talents. Thank you again. A |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Alison, Lol, thank you, if I had to take a guess I'd say my brian is wired differently from most peoples ,or short circuited, depending on who you ask, lol. Doc |
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