Does misfortune overtake you at times most inopportune
By the movement of your bowels you can't predict?
Do you make sure there's a bathroom somewhere nearby all the time?
Does the inconvenience of it get you ticked??

Do you get mad as a hatter when your bladder won't behave
And decides itself when it is time to go?
Does it take all of your self-restraint to hold flood waters back
And do what you can do to stop the flow?

While you're sitting in the movies do you know that there will be
A time that you are gonna have to go
And that it will never fail that the time will coincide
With the most important moments of the show?

Well, rejoice, my piddle people, for the time has come at last
The calvary is coming through for you.
A new app on the market makes this problem go away.
When bowels forsake you, RunPee is for you!!

RunPee has got a database of all the movies shown
And all the spots you can afford to miss.
It shows you when they're scheduled to make sure you will know
The best time you can leave to take a...whizz.

What's more, it doesn't end there! While you're sitting on the pot
It shows a brief synopsis on the screen
Of everything that's happening while you are sitting there
And all the movie parts you haven't seen!

A small alarm is built in so you know when to return
And also when the next pit stop is due.
For all the times you have to go, know you are not alone..
Just download RunPee. It will get you through!!!!!

http://www.rocklive.com/runpee