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The Naughty Girl Inside Me
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The Naughty Girl Inside Me |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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 The Naughty Girl Inside Me by Linda L. Dowd There’s a naughty girl inside me, who is vying to get out Whenever I have loosed the reins, ~ She wildly gads about! She acts like a hooker. Paints her lips a ruby red. Wears stilettos and black stockings, And turns many a hungry head. She’s sassy and she’s frisky. To men she’s really nice. And she will do anything ~If he’ll pay the price! Oh, my goodness gracious! She’s a handful to be sure. I can’t let her out again, ~ Until I find a cure! . |
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faeriemythc Junior Member
since 2009-06-18
Posts 40KY |
LOL, we must be related, I see a lot of me in that poem. aka Carmen |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo dear Linda, Don't fret too much. They have pills for most everything these days. Love Bobby |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Take the money and run! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
faeriemythc ~ Well, I kinda made this silly poem up. My inner child is actually a timid little cherub!   EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
R.E.J. ~ Yer a funny guy, Bobby Boy! lol You crack me up!  Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Alison ~ Shhh! She might hear you! There's no tellin' what that wild child will do!  Linda |
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Oklahoma Rose Senior Member
since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586Oklahoma USA |
LOL! Give me the key. I won't let her out. |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Oh, AT (it can stay for Amazing Talent), you are such the cutie! This girl slumbers in all of us I guess! And she can bring moments of rare sense of freedom! Wonderful to watch you gadding around! Love and hugs. Margherita   |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oklahoma's Finest Rose ~ With you knowing her as you do and with me knowing you as I do, I know you won't. So here's the key! ....(((+))) Better safe than sorry! lol Hugs 'n love, Linda  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dolphina ~ Howdy Doody, Margherita la Senorita que Bonita! To be perfectly honest, I have two inner child girlies in me! One is demure, pious, and ever so sweet. The other one is hell on wheels! ~ Harley wheels! She pops up at the most inopportune times! Mind you, she can be one heckuvvalotta fun to have around! She spices up the niceness, so to speak! lol Love from Angelo Terrestre  and her two sidekicks!  |
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brneyedgrly Senior Member
since 2009-06-08
Posts 1125nowhere and everywhere |
~dearest ea... loosen those reigns and celebrate her...earth angel goddess, you! love this...  ~browneyedgirly |
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unboundpoetess Member
since 2008-05-24
Posts 477 |
You are adorable. You must loose her chains, at least every now and again. H |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Brown-eyed Beauty ~ Okie dokie, Pokie! I'll be letting her out for a few hours, once a week. Perhaps on a Saturday night! That ought to ruffle a few feathers! ~ and not just my own! lolBig hug and a hearty laugh, SS |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Unboundpoetess ~ Hmmm, that naughty little girl in me just suggested that you drop the first two letters of your username! Good grief! See what I mean?!? She's incorrigible and out of control. Okay, I'll let her out as some have suggested, but I will have to bind her up in chains! ~ Oh, dear! That wouldn't act as a deterrent! She'd love that! lol EA |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Linda - my, my, my, you naughty naughty you. I'll just sashey over there you naughty girl you, and we'll see.... H'mmmmm... BC |
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adagio Member
since 2005-03-19
Posts 449Marrero, La. |
Hey! I think I know that girl! |
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Greeneyes 
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
always let her out....enjoyed so much! ~~**~~ |
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Oklahoma Rose Senior Member
since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586Oklahoma USA |
Uh Bill, she can't. I have the key, and I'm not giving it back.  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Bill ~ You wouldn't have an indecent proposal for her, now would you?!? Lordy, lordy, she attracts yellow jackets like honey! Sheeesh! btw, I did't know that you liked naughty girls! Tsk, tsk! Oh, and she just told me to tell you "To come on over!" ~ There she goes again!!! Love and hugs from the wild child, lindylou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
adagio ~ I wouldn't be surprised if you knew her! Every other man on the face of this planet does!!! lol She sends her love! ~ But it will cost you, she says!  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Greeneyes ~ She just whispered in my ear that she likes you! Hey, why don't you two do the town together! But I warn you, you better like men! Lots of them! They'll be swarming around two beauties like you two! I'll stay home and bake some angel food cake and give myself a facial and make myself a nice hot cup of milk to drink while I watch reruns of the Ed Sullivan Show and Lawrence Welk. Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oklahoma's Steel Magnolia ~ er, I mean "Rose" ~ Well, I have news for you, dear jailor, she busted out and is heading for the red light district with Greeneyes! I didn't even get a chance to put her chains on!!! I can't be responsible for her actions any longer. She's footloose and fancy free and on the prowl. I've done my best ~ but my best was not good enough. Excuse me. I have to get back to my baking. Sleep well! ~ I know I sure as heaven won't be! Tired and Exasperated! |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Oh! Sweet Lindylou, is that you I see with Biker Betty Boop? Oh that wink, you're in the drink, and I don't mean chicken soup.  What will ma say of your wild child way, ...all that leg and cheek? It's apoplexy, girl, for sure, if she sees that Harley streak. But I'll be quiet as a church mouse, not a word nor peep, when you stuff your bed with pillows so ma thinks that you're asleep. Oh, I'll keep your secret Sis~ won't cause you any trouble, especially since that saucy girl is my inner child's double!  You know why cherubs have such shiny halos? They are always in the buff! Thanks, Angel! I love it! [This message has been edited by Klassy Lassy (06-30-2009 02:57 AM).] |
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Clang Member
since 2005-12-15
Posts 222 |
My mother used to love Betty Boop. |
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Sonofgloin Junior Member
since 2009-06-09
Posts 48Australia |
Too much lipstick and too much rouge makes me focus, then I makes me move....so say's Popeye....Paul |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Klassy One ~ Oh, Karen, your poem really tickled my bone of funny! I was smiling all the while I read it! You're one sassy lassy! ~ Lindylou's kinda people! (and mine!) Oh, and yes, she has pulled that little trick of putting the pillow under the covers. Only she did it in the student nurse's residence. We (I mean "they" had curfews and a very strict den mother!) Lindylou has invited you to go for a ride on my (I mean "her") Harley! Love 'n hugs from both of us! Linda 'n Lindylou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Clang ~ My Mom loved Betty Boop too! Boop boop de doo! Thanks for dropping by! Oh, Lindylou just asked me if you were into Harley's ~ and racy women! (Sheesh!) Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sonofgloin ~ Aw, yes! Popeye! I loved that spinach-eating sailor!!! ~ And so did Lindylou! (No surprise there! ~ He's a male!) Paul, she just told me that she likes men whose names begin with a "P" ~ like Paul and Popeye! (And every other letter in the alphabet! )Nice of you to pay a visit! Take care! Linda |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
I once lived in a women's hotel called "The Princess". The curfew was 10:00 p.m. and no male visitors were allowed beyond the lobby. You simply didn't get back in until the next day if you were late. A ride on "her" Harley" Oh! be still my heart. One friend, some years ago, had a sleek black bike that was sooo HOT! LOL.... My sister made fun of it and called it a Yahmahahahaha! She did not, however, make fun of the biker. He would have loved a Harley, but not even that million dollar smile of his could have financed one. That's Lindylou's department! *grin* |
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Clang Member
since 2005-12-15
Posts 222 |
I used to collect racey women as my bestest of friends...oh the fun, the glory and the stories!! But Harley's? Hmmm..nope, but I never met one...only Freds, and Teds and Joes... |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
I like naughty girls Linda, they can have such an imagination...Thanks for the delicate words and sharing thoughts... have a nice day yann |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Klassy One ~ I used to have a fellow student nurse put a door stopper on the basement door next to the morgue in the hospital so that I could sneak in past curfew without the den mother seeing me. I'd keep my fingers crossed the whole time I was out, hoping to high heaven that I could get in that door. Worked every time! I love to ride (on the back of!) motorcycles! Especially Harleys. They're loud, and lower to the ground, and you can feel the vibrations more than on other bikes. Yes, indeedy! lol (of course Lindylou has her own Harley and rides the heck out of it! ~ She's hell on wheels! Literally!) She thinks Yamahas are "tame" and she, like your sister, refers to them as "Yamahahahas too!!! No kidding! I enjoyed reading your reply Sassy Lassy! Happy Trails! Love and a big hug, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Clang ~ You and Lindylou would get along great! ~ and she'd also love your sense of humour! She's as witty and charming as you!... I just told her about you and in her sultry Mae West voice she is saying to you, "Come up and see me some time!" (Sorry, but she uses that line a lot!!!) Have a great day! Linda & Lindylou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Yann the Man ~ Lindylou just read your reply and she has put you on her man list!!! I must tell you, it's a mighty looooong list and you'll have to patiently wait for your turn! ~ Oh, and bring some cash! ~ If you get my drift! Sheeeesh! My personal thoughts on this is that you go find yourself a woman who is more worthy of you! Linda |
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HeliaHeart Member
since 2008-11-16
Posts 53Georgia |
Oh me, Oh my, there seems to be a naughty girl in every mind. I can certainly understand where you're comin' from!  ~Lia |
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vandana
since 1999-10-22
Posts 10463USA |
good read  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
HeliaHeart ~ Perhaps your naughty inner girl would like to do the town some night with my naughty inner girl! You and I can have a girls night at my place and watch chick flicks and munch on heavenly popcorn! EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
vandana ~ Do you have a naughty inner girlie vying to get out? Linda |
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Honeybunch Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-29
Posts 7115South Africa |
Oh, go on Linda. Let her out! She'll always come back and then you can chastise her if you think it necessary but, you know, in the land of the "inner" naughty is nice so give her a hug. Love Helen |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hi, Honey! Perhaps you are right! I'm being too hard on her. She's is a very loving and generous spirit and she just told me that she doesn't really make a man pay for her favours! She gives them freely ~ and liberally! lol She's going to love your comments! Linda |
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Heart2Heart Senior Member
since 2009-05-15
Posts 738Scotland/Norway |
Oh this is hilariously funny and entertaining, thanks ever so much for sharing this cheerful poem with us. Heart2Heart |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Nice...My ex-wife used Betty Boop as her alter-ego working as a character waitress...I have at least two personalities myself...James |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
 2 ~Now this is another thing I like about you! You have a great sense of humour! I'm so pleased that you enjoyed this bit o' nonsense! Oh, might I ask, "Do you prefer staying at home baking or painting the town read and riding around on a Harley?" lol Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
James ~ Aloha, Hawaii Man! That sounds like a unique and lively restaurant that your ex-wife used to work at!... Oh, Lindylou just called and I read your reply to her and she said that she would like to get together with her and few friends and have one helluvva fun party! Oh, and she'd like to get together with you for a private one! ~ Sheeesh! She has a one-track mind! ~ A FAST-track mind! Anyhoo, aloha hugs from me and Lindylou to the two of you! |
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Rick Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 2903Victoria, Australia |
A little cheek A little peek A naughty girl Who loves each week Sounds like you have come out to play Linda, you enjoy now and let loose. Enjoyed your fun my friend. Rick |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... I can't believe I'm just now finding this... and hoping you never find that cure! *G* |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Rick ~ Thanks for the cute little poem! I love receiving poetic replies! Yeppers! Will do! Lindy Lou is rubbing off on me! ~ Wanna have some fun?!? To fun in the sun! ~ and under the moon! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Suthern Belle ~ Will it's about time you joined in the fun! lol Gosh, this was a surprise to see this one surface after all these months! I'm so pleased that you enjoyed my frolicsome piece of poetry! Loveya! Linda |
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Misty Lilacs Senior Member
since 2005-11-15
Posts 1060White Birch Forest |
Linda, I loved this! Totally hysterical. ooxx ________________________ |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Linda - uh oh, uh oh, Linda's letting out her naughty side. H'mmm, I'm in the mood for dinner at Rock's Diner my dear, a little dancing, and a bike ride after... BC |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lilacs in the Mists ~ Marti! Where the dickens have you been?!? Halloween is nigh high and we used to fly on our broomsticks up in the sky at this time of year! Remember the good ole days? I miss them! We were the twisted sisters! ~ A gruesome twosome! Hey, I've got an idea! Instead of streaking the skies, why don't you and I streak the highways? ~ On Lindylou's Harley! Sounds like a plan to me! ~ Are you game? Love 'n a BIG HUG, Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
BC ~ Lindylou's wanton ways are rubbing off on me! Oh, what the hades! I'll throw caution to the wind and meet you at Rock's Diner at 8:00 PM this evening! I'll be the gal wearing black fish-net stockings and red stilettos! Then let's dance up close and personal! Later, we can cool off during a ride on Lindylou's Harley ~ Then we can heat up again on the beach under a blanket of stars! Sounds divine to me! Linda Boop |
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