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The Hearing Aid
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The Hearing Aid |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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The Hearing Aid Two old ladies had been close friends for ten years And now both their memories were starting to wane, They both loved a drink and often had a few beers, They reckoned it stopped them from going insane. This day as they sat down in the lounge for a drink, Ethel noticed something funny with Mabel’s left ear, “Why that looks unusual,” said Ethel, “by golly I think That you’ve put a suppository in your ear my dear.” A suppository you say, she pulled it out & then stared, “Why Ethel, there are many times when I’m all in a tiz, I thank you sincerely for embarrassment spared, For now I know where my hearing aid is.” Lindsay |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Lindsay - what, what did you say, did you say something, where's that hearing aid, oh is that it.... H'aaaaaaa, couldn't help myself... BC |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
+You are too much.LOL jo |
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2islander2 Member Ascendant
since 2008-03-12
Posts 6825by the sea |
Hello Lindsay, this is fun, getting old is not easy and I think we hear a lot of things we shouldn't this way...Enjoyed your poem. yann |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks Bill, I hope you never become deaf and need a hearing aid, but at least she found it. Thanks Late for popping in and I'm glad you had a laugh, a laugh is good for the soul. Thanks Yann, you always come up with a great comment, and they are always appreciated. Have a great day folks and take care. Lindsay I'm sorry folks but I have put this on one of late's poems by mistake |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
The strangest things happen when one has had one too much ...  ahh those charming old ladies!Thank you for the smiles! Love, Margherita |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
I love starting my Monday mornings with a smile. Thank you, Lindsay. Love, Alison |
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Soul snatcher Junior Member
since 2009-11-24
Posts 29 |
The lighter side of poetry.....yuo lighten up the day with your poetry....Thanks Love to read your writes... Ss |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
To Alison, Margherita and Soul Snatcher, many many thanks folks for dropping in with your kind comments. You have made my day, God bless you all. Lindsay |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... The lousiest day becomes instantly better when I read your words. *G* I loved this... even as I wonder how many of my wits have already deserted me. LOL |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks Ruth, I'm glad you had a laugh. Love. Lindsay |
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