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You Don't Have to Inhale Cigars.
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You Don't Have to Inhale Cigars. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. 
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Yes, I dip skoal and only smoke around fires. I mix wicked drinks, and write poetry every so often. I know how to use an ax, and I love strong women. My dog licks my face, and I don't mind. Yes, I hunt for food fish for fun. I'm not scared of blood but don't enjoy pain. I don't fight often but I fight hard. It snows heavy here, and I don't mind. Yes, I used to write music but don't anymore. The only dancing I know is slow dancing. I'm awful passionate about a few things. I fall in love easy, and I don't mind. __________________________________________ Sigh, Women. (series.) -P Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, They were breaking each and every time I tried to speak. [This message has been edited by viking_metal (06-22-2009 12:06 PM).] |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
now this is one for my library! You sound like my kinda guy  |
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Chalmette Guy Senior Member
since 2009-03-11
Posts 1257Louisiana |
Viking, you sound like a cool dude. One that I would like to have a beer with. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Passing Shadows... I'm glad to hear you and I would get along right. I'm sure we would was well. Chalmette... Skip the bar, let's split a case of PBR down the middle. I think we'd have ourselves a time, alright. Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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Yoinn Senior Member
since 2007-08-16
Posts 649Michigan |
I just read this and loved the introspection embedded in it. Your mix of strength and tenderness really makes this piece work. One of my favorites for sure. Yoin |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Oh man, you are HOT.  A |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Thanks a lot YoYo. I'm glad you enjoyed it. -P Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Alaboo... Fashionable? Trendy? Sexually attractive? Sweaty? We will never know.... -P Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
talk about perfection....oh yes...  but skoal? Why not Copenhagen long cut like I do? |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo Paul, I smoked cigars for sixty years, ever since I was 12, and never inhaled once. It's just not done in the better circles. I stopped smoking about a year ago, and haven't had one since. Bobby |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
My fair, wonderful, SEA... Uh oh, you're getting to be awful popular with me now. Copenhagen is slightly less common here. Plus, I like fine cut. It hits harder.  Yo Robby, my main man, I don't smoke them real often, but when I do, I smoke swisher sweets at the fire. -P Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, They were breaking each and every time I tried to speak. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
yeah, the regular copenhagen makes a mess though. I like the long cut cause it stays put. I like the taste too. The skoal is ok in a pinch, camel has some pouches now too that apparently taste good. I haven't tried those yet. You are so adorable! |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Why do you say that, mademoiselle SEA? I like Red Man if there's no skoal to be had Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
I tried Red Man once . . . swallowed it! |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
my daddy was a chewer, pipe smoker, pretty much a tobacco man,.I got my bad habbits from him why do I say what? Yeah I've chewed red man, and days work...lol |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Allaboo... you're hilarious. Sea... Say that I'm adorable? I don't dip religiously, I just do it every so often. Cigars are strictly fire-or-part-only business. |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
yeah I only smoke now if I'm around others that are, which isn't often. Or if I get to drinking But I don't like cigars too much. Adorable, all of your poems, they are so sweet....I think you are a great guy, that's all |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Well thanks, mademoiselle SEA. I think you're a great gal. Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
I smoked a cigar once . . . inhaled it.  I am so declasse'! |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
LOL no huh Alison! I did too, I think it depends on what you like. Forget rules. |
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Yoinn Senior Member
since 2007-08-16
Posts 649Michigan |
When I write my poetry It needs to be filtered thru a dark blueish smoke from a light skined Macanudo (cigar) or some mild, hand blended pipe tobacco. If none is available then the quality of my works suffers. but if the smoke is too thick to see the monitor or the ashes set the paper on fire if im working the old fashion way, then i will tone it down a bit. lol Yoin [This message has been edited by Yoinn (06-23-2009 12:01 AM).] |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
My lungs are certainly too highly valued for such monkey business. Allaboo, you make me laugh. lots. Sea, you rock. Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Yoinn, funny guy. There's something about them, isn't there? Maybe I oughta try it. -P Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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Yoinn Senior Member
since 2007-08-16
Posts 649Michigan |
Lungs. lol... bicycle racer here. I can blow the cat out of the room when i exale. |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Strongman here. I can... throw the cat very long distances?The lung point was in reference to alison inhaling cigars into her lungs, haha. Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Paul check your email |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
It ain't the rules that bother me, SEA. It's that I-Am-Gonna-Puke-On-My-Shoes-Feelin'. I didn't - but I sure as heck gagged. A |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
laughs at Yoinn - glares at Paul - and holds onto my cats! |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
 I know that feeling Alison! |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Yah too much tequila can bring that feelin' on too. Okay, I am outta here - gotta take one of my cats to the vet. It's been fun. wanders out singing - You've lost that pukin' feelin' -- ooh,oh, that pukin' feelin' ... bring that pukin' feelin' cause it's gone, gone .... gooone (just like me) Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh huh |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
Recieved and returned, lady SEA. Allaboo... That's why you don't inhale them, silly. Yeah, you better hold on tight to those cats. There's nothing worse than an evil cat. I like the good ones, though. Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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unboundpoetess Member
since 2008-05-24
Posts 477 |
Paul dear~ when you write like this I have to fight the compulsion to bring you home and feed you biscuits. Heather |
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viking_metal Senior Member
since 2007-02-02
Posts 1337In a Jeep, Minnesota. |
UnboundPoetess, I like biscuits. Biscuits and gravy is my absolute favorite breakfast food. Thank you. -P Thirty bits of glass had become my teeth, |
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