Open Poetry #45 |
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Donations |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria ![]() |
DONATIONS Shaun O'Shannessy was shifty and at graft was no novice When in the mail arrived a letter, please come to the tax office, With his conscience in conflict with the money that he’d saved He arrived for his appointment but a quick solution he craved. The taxation officer said to Shaun, “ I’m glad your not late For there’s a few claims in your return that I’d like to get straight,” They slowly went through each item without faults of exception But when they came to a donation it had the smell of deception. “It says,” said the taxman, “ that a large donation you have made Five thousand dollars to the church is the sum that you’ve paid, Now I’m sure that you will have some form of verification For the truth is always required in this suspect situation.” “It’s the truth to be sure,” said Shaun with so much conviction “For to state a deliberate untruth is not my addiction, You ask Father O'Malley, I’m sure the truth he wont besmirch, He’ll confirm I gave a five thousand dollar gift to the church.” Next day the tax office contacted Father O’Malley, They came straight to the point without thoughts of to dally, “O’Shannessy claims he gave a five thousand dollars amount, Could you verify that please, so we can close his account.” Father O’Malley smiled slyly but with a twinkle in his eye And said, “ I’ll check on our books and then I’ll ring my reply, And though Shaun is not renowned for giving donations of excess I’m sure that in this case you’ll find the answer is yes.” Lindsay |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo Lindsay, This is great. I bet the good Father shook Shaun's tree good. Good always triumphs over evil. Love it. Bobby |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
LindsayP - good one Lindsay, had me not knowing what happened until the end... BC |
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Heart2Heart Senior Member
since 2009-05-15
Posts 738Scotland/Norway |
You write the most fantastic stories from every day life always with a touch of humour Lindsay. A delight to read as always. heart2Heart |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
There was no escaping in the end! Enjoyed your tale, dear Lindsay, as always so well written and holding humor, but with a life lesson embedded. Thank you! Love, Margherita ![]() |
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WTBAKELAR![]()
since 2008-09-09
Posts 1089Utah, USA |
The old saying,"You can pay me now, or you can pay for it later" really applies. We all pay one way or the other, in the end. Another really fun write, my friend, Tracey |
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WindWalker Senior Member
since 2001-10-12
Posts 1218 |
Another Great write my Friend!!!!!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
That Father O'Malley was one smart 'cookie'~ er, 'host???' ![]() Thanks for another haha, my dear Aussie Man! I enjoy a laugh or two during my day! ![]() Loves 'n Laughs ~ and friends in high places! Linda ![]() |
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Nancy Hardin Member
since 2009-12-02
Posts 58Nevada, United States of America |
Great story...if Shaun knows what's good for him, he'll cough up the five big ones! Otherwise, I'm afraid he's doomed!! haha! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
How would I get on without you folks to bolster my ego with your kind comments so to Bobby, Bill, Heart2heart, Margherita, Tracey, Wind Walker, Linda and Nancy, a very sincere thank you dear friends and may God bless you all. Take care. Lindsay |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... Shaun's wallet is going to be lighter, one way or another. *G* This is great! *S* |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks Ruth Have a great day dear friend. love Lindsay |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks Ruth Have a great day dear friend. love Lindsay |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
terrific story! |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thank you Kate, I'm glad you liked it. Have a lovely Christmas dear friend, Love. Lindsay |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Quite a story, Lindsay. Ida |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thanks Ida for popping in. Have a wonderful festive season dear friend to you and your family. love Lindsay |
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