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A trip to the dentist
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A trip to the dentist |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria 
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A Trip to the Dentist A rather wimpish young fellow had a severe toothache And went along to the dentist to have it pulled out, The dentist was friendly and bade him to sit up in the chair And said ‘I’ll soon be able to see what your trouble’s about.’ Peering into his mouth he told Jim he could see the offender And so you won’t feel any pain I’ll give you an injection, The young fellow was aghast and said ‘I’m terrified of needles And to let you do that has my adamant rejection’ ‘Well don’t worry then’ said the dentist with compassion ‘There is another way that I can relieve you of pain, I’ll give you some gas and you won’t feel a thing And next time you have toothache you’ll come back again.’ The young fellow gave a groan and turned white as a ghost And said ‘I had gas once before and I don’t want it again, Gas is one thing that I most definitely cannot take Isn’t there something else that will free me of pain.’ The dentist thought a moment and said ‘I could give you Viagara’ Jim said, ‘but will that stop the pain, please tell me the truth,’ The dentist responded by saying that it won’t stop the pain ‘But it’ll give you something to hang onto while I pull out your tooth’. To all my PIP friends, I wish you all a very merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year. God bless you all. Lindsay |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he I guess there's a solution for everything whether a complete solve or not......Much enjoyed! I almost hate to ask, what does a woman patient do? Eric |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Linsay - my friend, I will ask the dentist for some of that good stuff the next time I go, h'aaaa... Hope you have a Merry Christmas, and may the New Year be better than the last one... BC |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Thank you Eric and thank you Bill, I've solved the problem for the men but what to do about the female sex, well I haven't a clue. Perhaps you could suggest something. I think it's worth a try Bill. All the best and thanks for your comments. Lindsay |
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