Open Poetry #43 |
Christmas Pooper Scooper |
sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Christmas Pooper Scooper Wanted: An assistant, to help clean-up reindeer poop No experience needed you just have to use a scoop Santa has been warned you see for flying through the air And letting reindeer droppings fall in everybody's hair So Santa needs a helper as he travels all around To scoop up all the reindeer poop before it hits the ground The benefits included with this nasty little chore Is all the poop that you can sell to a fertilizer store Another benefit is all the wondrous sights you'll see A trip around the world with Santa absolutely free So if you have the skills to scoop while flying with the birds Then sign up now with Santa and come catch some reindeer turds Merry Christmas All!!! |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Yo Steve, This is a funny one with good end rhymes. I like it. Bobby |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Oh. my goodness, how do you think of these things, Stephen? This is so funny. Ida |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
you have a career waiting in the personnel department...great write...lots of humor in lots of talent...well done...good write |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
Too funny!! ...and a Merry Christmas to you and yours!! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Great poem, Steve. It flows so well, and has great exit lines. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hmmmmm.... I should be well-qualified (I work with lawyers. LOL) Excellent write, fun read! *S* |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
sewasham - so that's what has been dropping on my head outside, h'aaaa, nice write... BC |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Great poem Steve, it gave me quite a chuckle, and Suthern's comments gave me another chuckle as well, compliments of the season to you both. Lindsay |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
I just bet that you keep your kids giggling. You know, they make ear rings out of moose nuggets here. Go figure! So, there's another perk for collecting Reindeer poop. Love this because you made me laugh. Alison |
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