Christmas Pooper Scooper


Wanted: An assistant, to help clean-up reindeer poop
No experience needed you just have to use a scoop
Santa has been warned you see for flying through the air
And letting reindeer droppings fall in everybody's hair

So Santa needs a helper as he travels all around
To scoop up all the reindeer poop before it hits the ground
The benefits included with this nasty little chore
Is all the poop that you can sell to a fertilizer store

Another benefit is all the wondrous sights you'll see
A trip around the world with Santa absolutely free
So if you have the skills to scoop while flying with the birds
Then sign up now with Santa and come catch some reindeer turds

Merry Christmas All!!!