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This Fallen Angel . . . . (rp for a pipster who needs a laugh)
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This Fallen Angel . . . . (rp for a pipster who needs a laugh) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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 This Fallen Angel ~ Linda L. Dowd ~ I’m off to join PiP friends at sea, I’ll bring along all sides of me. ~ The sage, the siren, my inner child, With a touch of class ~ and a lotta wild! My Mary drink won’t be a Virgin, My Shirley Temple ~ with gin, will burgeon! No sissy beers or sparkling wine, ~ A whiskey straight will do just fine I’ll slip the vestments off my body. Wear something red and sheer and gawdy. Paint my lips with crimson slicker, To raise the rate of each man’s ticker. I’ll toss away my wings and halo, And swing my hips like sassy J-Lo. Sing raunchy songs to stir the blood, And wrestle guys in jello mud. This fallen angel’s hot for fun, From early morn ‘til day is done. So bring it on and let's set sail, ~ but not to search for the Holy Grail!!! ~ [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (02-27-2008 10:41 AM).] |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Earth Angel, Hey--there you go. That's what I like to see. You're my kind of girl. You might work on the last line a little. Bobby |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well shiver me timbers.....hit the sea with 'Angel "E".....barely dressed and gawdy, getting drunk and being naughty. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Good morning, Bobby! I had struggled with the last line and you bringing it to my attention, got me to struggle with it again! lol  I do believe that I have now improved it somewhat, but it's still not perfect. I'll keep mulling it over in my mind. Thanks for your positive feedback on my poem and for the constructive critique!  Get your bags packed! You're welcome aboard the pleasure cruise!   the former EA winky wink |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe ~ ~ and you said you weren't very good at rhyming! Cute poetic reply from the cutest LITTLE Toe I ever did see! Oh, dear! You know what they say about men with big feet! ~ Well, I do believe that the converse is also true! I wonder if Cialis works on feet?!? Good to hear from you, you little toerag of a rascallion! the former EA |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Well, there you go...you did it again...you bring this effervensent smile to my face that just keeps on giving me positive light...you ARE an angel...and this write of yours is simply supercalifragilisticexpeallodostious....did I spell that right? I don't think so... Hugs and love Lee J. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lee J ~ Top o' the mornin', girlfriend! I think it's about time to set sail again! I need to shake off the February blahs ~ as well as my hips! ((( ))) Loves 'n huggaroos, Linda Lou a.k.a. F.A. ~ Fallen Angel |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Earth Angel, You've chosen the perfect picture to go with the poem! I couldn't tell exactly what color of eyes Betty has, but I think there is a very good resemblance to our fallen angel! How very cute! I am so amused by your poem and all the entertaining responses it has brought. Enjoyed the chuckle! misce' |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You certainly brought the smiles out, Linda! Some fun work, it was! |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
You, my dear Linda, have a magical pen even when you take off your wings!! I'll go and find the right outfit and come on board, hehe ...  Thank you so much for the smiles! Will Brad Pitt be the captain? I loved him in his role in the movie "Chocolate"!!! Some romantic dances ... Regathering composure! smiles, love and hugs Margherita  |
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simon Member
since 2008-01-14
Posts 440London, England |
As ever, you've managed to get my timbers shivering & my sashes buckling (and my barnacles blistering) Thanx... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ms misce' ~ Betty Boop and I aim to "amuse" ~ and bemuse! People are always mistaking each of us for the other. The best way to tell us apart is by the colour of our eyes. Mine are blue ~ and hers are black!!! (meow) Hugs to you! FA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Sunshine ~ Karilea, being an 'angel' ain't all that it's cracked up to be! Ya can't drink, or smoke, or swear, or party it up! It turns out that my inner child is really a wild child! Love, Laughs, 'n Sun Light, F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Maga Margherita ~ Oh, yes! Do wear something alluring! "Violet" would be a good shade for you! Don't be shy! Let your wild child out! Just for you, I will ask Brad Pitt to be the captain of our pleasure cruise! He owes me one (I'm the one who introduced him to Angelina! lol) Ship sets sail tomorrow at noon! F.A. That's FA, not EA. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
simon ~ Oh, dear! I just got the most hilarious picture of you in my mind! ~ but it also was very precious! Loved your cute response! Loves 'n laughs, F.A. |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Oh, Linda, I do adore lilac and violet, I am wearing a necklace with a beautiful amethyst (birthday gift from my colleagues!) ... I surely could find something fitting. You know I think it was Johnny Depp!!! But then if you have such a fantastic "channel" to Brad Pitt he fits the role perfectly well too! lol You are one of a kind, dear Linda! And I adore your spirit. love Margherita |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
This sure brought a smile to my face. This is great. |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
I guess everybody's lining up for the trip. Sounds like you're the perfect lady to party with. I wanna go. Ida |
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TinaTrivett Senior Member
since 2006-07-15
Posts 569 |
I really enjoyed this..gave me a huge smile. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Boop, boop, be do...or something like that...my ex-wife worked at a restaurant where each one of the waitresses had to assume a character...she was Betty Boop and did a fine job of it...James |
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SEA 
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since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
this was so much fun  gave me big smiles! |
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HopeS Member Elite
since 2000-12-22
Posts 4596Perth Western Australia |
Love this , I could do with a party , hope you are sailing over here , what time can I jump on board LOL Hope |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
You are just too cute! Like a little BED-BUG! Heehee.... Love to you in the ice country. JL  |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Dear Linda I can certainly imagine you raising all those mens heart rate. have a great holiday my dear and come back soon. Lindsay |
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Oklahoma Rose Senior Member
since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586Oklahoma USA |
I just love this. This is so cute. |
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PrestonThePoet Member
since 2007-11-07
Posts 87 |
haha, such a touch of class, and humor. very enjoyable. And, Im bacccck. My first new poem after a long rut of writers block is posted. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Maga Margherita ~ You're in luck! I talked to Brad Pitt and apparently he and Johnny Depp are the best of buds! Johnny has agreed to be co-captain of the Pip Ship!!! This is going to be a trip to remember, thatsa fer shore! Get your motor runnin'! ~ Mine is! F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Smartest Chick ~ I am so happy to be able to put a smile on your face, Sweet Sue! I trust that you will be joining us on the PiP Ship!!! Better get packing! F.A.  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Marchmadness ~ What's a party ship without our party girl, Ida! ~ and March is when you get 'Mad'! It will be great to see the crazy fun side of you in full bloom! Let's par-taaaay~! Here's to a happy holiday! F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
TinaTrivett ~ My word! That truly is a big smile, you have there! I can see it all the way up here in Seventh Heaven! Well, Earth Angel can see it all the way up to Seventh Heaven! I can see it from all the way down here! ~ If you get my drift!  Smiles across the miles! F. A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hawaii Man ~ Hi, James! That must have been fun for you "X" to dress up and take on the character of my alter ego! Boop, boop, be doop! The PiP ship will be having a stopover at Hawaii! Hope you'll hop aboard! Aloha hugs, F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
SEA ~ Care to sail the 'sea' with your fellow party pipsters! If you're smiling now, just think of how big your smile would be if you come for some fun and sun on the high seas! Fun, Sun, 'n SEA! F. A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
'High' Hope! M'dear, you are most definitely invited to join us on the PiP Ship! The ship will pull into your harbour around 10:00 AM Aussie Time, one week from today! 'Hope' you can join us! P.S. Can you bring a cute little Koala bear with you? ~ A real one! They are so adorable and I have always wanted to hug one! Oh, and don't forget to bring some eucalyptus leaves for it to eat! We wouldn't want a 'hungry bear' on board! lol See you soon! Ta ta, for now! F. A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
JL ~ Where in the blazes have you been, Tex Man!?! I almost sent an angel posse out lookin' fer ya!!! Hmm, I've been called a "Bed Bug" before, but I'm a LADY and would prefer to be called a Ladybug!!! Great hearing from you! Care to hop aboard the PiP Ship Lollipop? Linda Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LP ~ Lindsay, my dear Aussie Man, the EA side of me doesn't raise a man's ticker! It calms a man down until he's darn near in a coma with boredom! It's my Betty Boop side that can get men's motors runnin'! I can't set sail without my dear Aussie Man joining us!!! Promise me that you will come! ~ Pretty please with sugar on top! F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oklahoma Rose ~ They say "A rose, is a rose, is a rose!" ~ but an "Oklahoma Rose" is the sweetest of them all! Hi, there! Welcome aboard! Do join us! It promises to be a blast! F. A. (Actually, I'm really Earth Angel in disguise!) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
PrestonThePoet ~ You're baaaack! I was beginning to think that you had abandoned your PiP family! So good to hear from you! You simply have to join us on our imaginary cruise! Poets have great imaginations ~ so this party cruise ought to be outta this world! Giving you a big, welcome-back hug, F. A. (E.A. will return when the ship does! ) |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
. Sweet FA... Pipe me aboard the love boat Let me inflate your sails And if I misbehave You can make me a galley slave (Just don’t smote me with your Cat ‘o’ Nine tails...) Thanks for keeping the lights on so I could find my way back 'Home'  John |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Heeeere's Johnnnny! Back safe and sound back home! We kept the home fires burning for you! Inflate my sails? ~ my dear friend, you just did and it's full steam ahead with you on board! Don't worry about misbehavin' ~ cause it's me ~ Fallen Angel, who is the mistress of this ship! Earth Angel is on Cloud 9 eating heavenly light whipped Philadelphia cream cheese on bagels with all the other 'angels'! I'll pour you a stiff jug of gin to dim the pain! That should help keep you in good running order! Smiles, Seas, 'n Sails! Party up, boy! EA |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
That was a fire causing the smoke? And I thought you had set your bunk a smoulderin’ Hold the party I’m on the way & will be racing up the gang plank afore ye know it, just got to stop off at the quarter masters stores for supplies. I need 1 of those rinky little Mae West Jackets,I gotta keep my cudgel dry, or is it my powder??? Thar She Blows!  Cap’n Long John |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Captain Long John, the smoke WAS caused by the fire that was created in my bunk! Now, now, it wasn't started by what your naughty mind might be thinking! I hadn't shaved my legs and the friction sets my sheets on fire! Lesson learned! Shave first ~ then sail ~ and then jump in between the sheets! winky wink! Don't forget the Mae West jacket to keep your "cudgel" dry! Hmmm! Is that a cudgel or are you just happy to see me?!? Don't forget your birthday suit! See you on the Love Boat a.k.a. The Pip Ship Lollipop! F. A. |
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TomMark Member Elite
since 2007-07-27
Posts 2133LA,CA |
Lovely, lovely, lovely. How I missed this wonderful fun!!! Even Your fun was at the elegant level.!!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
TomMark ~ Tom, you are most definitely invited 'Too'! If you like to play and have fun, then you best get your boarding pass, pronto! Spots are filling up fast! Mind you, if all the bunks are taken, you can share mine! I'll sleep on the box springs on the floor, and I will give you the nice soft mattress on the bed springs! All I ask of you is for you to sing me to sleep each night. "Rock-a-bye-baby" would lull me to sleep with the gentle rocking of the boat. Bring your toothbrush! F.A. P.S. You don't snore, do you?!? |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
This could go on & on & On....... I so wanted to look my best So my birthday suit I tried to press But I could not get rid of all the wrinkles I even stretched the bit that tinkles Then I had this bright idea (Ok it may not have been one of my best) But I tied it in a knot at the rear And covered it with me vest Then shiver me timbers Disaster struck You remember I have no fingers ‘Tis but just a hook? When I tried to raise the zip I heard an almighty rip Now I am in a state of alarm ‘Cos I’ve only gone & trapped my yard arm Now it’s back to the Doc And I’ve only just left his place To see if he can use this striped sock To splice my mainbrace….. So wait for me Miss Boop de Boop And I promise your deck to poop Please remember to save me a Bloody Mary Oh, and please do not shave I LOVE legs that’s ‘airy…... . [This message has been edited by effjayel (02-29-2008 02:17 PM).] |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
OMG I love this one!!!! I need to learn to be more like the frisky angel in your poem!!!! Take care.... ~~~kingsangel~~~ |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Captain John ~ "But I could not get rid of all the wrinkles I even stretched the bit that tinkles" ~ a 'press'ing matter, indeed! "When I tried to raise the zip I heard an almighty rip Now I am in a state of alarm ‘Cos I’ve only gone & trapped my yard arm" ~ Oh, dear! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!! T'wood' be quite a sight to behold! The Doc used a "striped sock to splice" your "mainbrace..."?!? Now there's a doctor with a creative take on medicine ~ and with a jolly roger good sense of humour! Hardy har har, mate! I'll be sure to save you a non-virgin Bloody Mary! ~ Anything for a man who likes hairy legs! Ta think of all the lawnmowers I've worn out over the years! ~ All for nothing! Prickly legs! Here we come! Loves 'n Hi-jinks on the high seas! F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
kingsangel ~ All you need to do is follow my lead! Relax and enjoy and do what comes naturally! Eat, drink, and be merry! Sway to the music ~ and love your fellow pipsters! ~ ALL of them! lol F.A. |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Well that's really almost more than I can bear, I am beginning to ache with this laughter session (of course I admit I didn't "get" everything to the fullest, but what I got was 'naff for big smiles)... If am not aboard you might find me swimming and jumping ahead of you ... dolphins are very smart yanno! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Maga Margherita ~ "The One Who Swims With the Dolphins" I do so hope that you will manage to come aboard the PiP Ship Lollipip! If by chance, that does not come to pass, I will notify our captain, Brad Pitt, and his co-captain, Johnny Depp, to keep a keen eye out for you and your dolphin friends on the high seas! Bon Voyage! Love & Dolphin Magic, F. A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
John, I just now realized that I hadn't told you that YOU were the "pipster who needed a laugh"! I posted this the day after your operation because I thought that this might pick up your spirits when you were ready to come back to pip! Loves 'n healing laughs, Linda |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
my dear lady, you are an angel!!!  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LadyTom ~ Delighted to make your acquaintance! ~ especially after your very nice reply! Thank you very much! I hope you enjoy sailing these seas of blue as much as I do! In fact, please join us on our imaginary cruise that will put the piz in your zazz! lol Giving you a very warm, welcoming hug, EA |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
.Well Hot Thang, This was a helluva shock To find out it was me being pressganged On board the lollipop Now you have not just raised the Jolly Roger But also the hopes of this old codger Now this is just typical ( He muses with a grin) That I was elsewhere, namely intensive care The day my ship came in Therefore I demand a re match ‘Cause wrestlin’s in my blood So you’d better mix up a new batch Of that jello mud I just had a word with Davey Jones And called in a few outstanding loans I’ll be on the quay tomorrow night You’ll know it’s me I’ll be the one wearing tights….  |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
And I shall blow off the lighthouse light |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Ladytom, I'd pay to see that, don't you dare start till I get there.  |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
Sorry John, yours was not rhymed  |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
HMMmmm.... LadyTom had big breaths But try as she might She could not put out the light She puffed & blew To no avail Even Tomtoo Was doomed to fail There is a moral to this tale woe As there usually is If not too hard you blow Could be mistaken for a kiss ... . |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
FJL ~ Hmmm, you've got a point there. As you have been laid up, you haven't been up to participating in a good wrestlin' match. This is what I will do. I will make up a fresh batch of jello mud and you can show me what you're made of, Big Boy! I will meet you at the Quay. I'll look for you wearing a pair of tights and I'll be the one wearing a bikini! Oh, here's a photo of me so you won't be mistaking someone else for yours truly.  Remember to play fair!!! Boop boop be doo! F.A. |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Play fair, me ? Not going to happen, I left my copy of the Queensbury rules in the bedside locker with the Gideons Bible.... Hey I just had a thought, I was thinking about J-Lo getting into my tights & realised it might be a typo...not too sure about jello in me tights... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LadyTom ~ Without a photo of you posted, I was wondering what you must look like. I do suspect that you have 2 twinkly eyes because I can definitely detect that you have a sense of humour! Now John has pointed out in his poetic reply to you, that you have "big breaths"! Aha! I am beginning to get a clearer picture of you in my mind! Big hug ~ big smile, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
John, I just got an image of you jumping around holding onto your recent operative site, as you try to shake the jello out of your tights! Oh, my goodness! What a sight for sore eyes! I'm laughing so hard that I would wager my tummy hurts more than yours does! You're a hoot 'n a half! Betty Boop Angel |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Maybe we should try rubbing jello onto our aching tums! BTW, you not figured out the ID of our PIP ( partner in posting) ?? there is a clue in the poem I posted for her... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Aha! LadyTom must be TomMark's significant other! One Tom plus One Tom make 'Too' Toms! lol Hugs to all three of you! EA |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
I can follow your train of thought there, in fact that was the same (wrong) conclusion I also arrived at....try this math, 2 into 1 does go?? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
??? You mean that they're one and the same??? |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
My husband's Aunt Betty was called "Betty Boop" by her late husband. She was thrilled when I found shirts and knick nacks of "Boop" I'd sent her. She's a very young 82(this month) and I'd love to share your cute poem with her if you'll okay it. Of course, I'll honor your author rights if you'd allow me to tuck a copy in her birthday card. Rae |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Happy 82nd Birthday to Aunt Betty with love 'n kisses, Betty Boop  Sending a birthday kiss your way! Love, Betty Boop Boop boop be doo! I hope you enjoy sandgrain's card! |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
Thanks a million! Rae |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Rae ~ You are most welcome, a million times over! lol I hope your Aunt Betty has a wonderful 82nd birthday! Linda |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
First of all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME TOO FOR DEAR RAE'S AUNT BETTY!! must find some flowers ... wait ...  Linda I tried to find a winged spider, so that you could find some affinity, but I fear they would still frighten you so I will let it be, for now!! You guys are too much. This is such a fun thread. Everyone should join in, it will make their Monday sweeter! love Margherita |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Maga Margherita ~ You are such a pet! ~ and definitely not of the arachnid persuasion! ~ Thanks be to Pan, the god of flora and fauna! lol I would wager that Rae's Aunt Betty would also prefer the flowers without that little winged, 8-legged creature that you so impishly had considered including in the bouquet! You're a fun gal, girlfriend! Linda |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
Happy Birthday!!!! Aunt Betty  Aunt Tom |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Aunt Tom, I'm sure that Rae's Aunt Betty will appreciate your thoughtfulness! You're a mighty fine specimen of an 'ant'! lol Loving hug 'n a big smile, EA |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
The answer to your post(64) is yes...they are one and the same, |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ Aha! Gotcha! It took me a bit a ponderin' it! Seems my math skills ain't half bad, after all! Betty Angel ~ or is that Angel Betty?!? ~ Or EA or FA or Linda or Earth Angel or Linda Lou or .....Having multiple personalities can get mighty confusing! Howsabout, plain little ole "Me" ~ or "Moi" as the French would say! lol |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
John's math Turkey+Stuffing=Turkey. Of course he is right. But I am wrong. I have to say it again. TomMark is Ron's big brother. LadyTom is the Aunt. Clear now? If You fall, we all fall. Angel!!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LadyTomAuntMark Angel gives up!  "We all fall" down! ~ You're a lubbable nut! Whomever ~ or whatever!, you are! |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
When I first heard that song About a boy named Sue I just assumed I’d heard it wrong Now it appears it could be true ... |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
When I last talked to John The boy was bully strong Now his heart is angelic soft dono where he belongs  After touched by an Angel's wand. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
FJL Oh,yes! I recall that "Sue" song! It was sung by a 'man' named "John". He had lots of 'Cash' ~ and wore a pink sash, Lordy, where did he go wrong? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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LadyAuntTom My goodness! My goodness! Oh, my! What has my wand done to that guy! Now he wears tights! ~ Oh, what a sight! My goodness! My goodness! Oh, my! ~ |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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Not your fault, not you fault It must be the wrong hospital bed where he was wheeled to An octopus was waiting in the shadeless light. |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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I recall that fellow cash And his top 10 follow up smash Didn't he win an Ivor Novello For his Ode to Green Jello ? Then when the cash cow began to slow He upped and moved to Mexico And opened a transvestite bordello Where the Seonoritas spoke deep & low The most requests were for Margherita Who's name was really Peter Each Saturday was fetish night When she performed in spandex tights Dangling from an overhead trapeze Covered in flaming catherine wheels And soon her name was up in lights It was a truly amazing sight People came from miles afar To see this rising star She became a sensation overnight And changed her name to Angel Delight... Is that who you were referring to or have the tablets got me all confused again??? |
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effjayel Senior Member
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quote: . Everybody point the finger And say I not to blame It must have been Nurse Linda That got mixed up the names Him not be happy when he wake And see we cut off wrong bit Real big big mistake Now we in the ...mess And stitches coulda been much neater Last time sewing by Margherita An' look there down below Under bed is leak jello The Dr say I know not what answer is Don know what to doo Maybe tell him he is his sis And change name over bed to Tom 2? .  |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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Mama M was feeding your food Aunt T was measuring your mood Angel L was flying around to make sure nothing get screwed But HulaJohn was to brood About a surrounding so crude where nothing match the fantasy of a brand new Nottingham Dude |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LadyTom ~ Thank you so much for exonerating me from culpability in John's plight! An octopus, you say?!? ~ They have 8 legs ~ just like a spidey does!!! Poor, poor John. His luck has not been the best, as of late. Hugs from Nurse Betty Angel |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ You are one fine comedic writer! LOL ~ and one with a great imagination! Mind you, much of what you did write, I know to be the gospel truth. Yes, that was our Margherita, however one night she caught her dorsal fin (as you know she is part dolphin) in the trapeze ropes and she tumbled down into Aunt Tom's arms. I hear they are now an item!!! Loves 'n Laughs, Angel B.B. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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John ~ or should I now refer to you as "Joan". I am so sorry to hear that you lost your itsy bitsy, tiny teeny weanie! But all is not lost (for what that's worth!), I shall find you a new one in the hospital morgue! Oh dear, that does sound rather 'morbid', does it not! Oh, well, desperate times call for desperate measures ~ and I'll do anything for a friend! btw, your closing line was a doozy! lol Hugs 'n smiles from Nurse Angel |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LadyTom ~ "Angel L was flying around to make sure nothing get screwed" ~ and it appears that I failed miserably!!! But let's look on the bright side of the situation! He's now a new and improved Nottingham dude! With loves 'n hugs, Angel L |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
I think I'd better stop right here, Morgues, stiffs, raised from the dead etc, or this post could end up with: A: My getting banned B: In big trouble C: Moved to Behind closed doors.. or all 3, But I must say, I have had so much fun with both it & you as well as...well you know who I mean! And I have to say, I never saw so many relies/pages on 1 post. I hope we did not upset or offend to many readers... Yours, I.D. Crisis |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ LOL I do so know what you mean! And thanks for the fun! You have a fabulous sense of humour! This may be the most fun that I have had since I joined this site! Thanks for the memories! I'm pleased that you're on the mend! Linda |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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Honored to be an Angel's helper to make  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LadyTom ~ It's been a blast! I know we pushed the pip boundaries a bit, but those who have joined in the spirit of this write, seemed to have had a good time! Thanks for your joyful participation, Aunt T. Glad you enjoyed the pleasure cruise aboard the PiP Ship Lollipop! Linda |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Linda, Aw you are too kind! I really have had more fun than I deserve since my return & I thank you from the bottom of my jello bucket....it is clear that you & I ( and 1 or Too others)have a lot in common in the humor stakes, just hope we did not tick anyone off when it began to turn into our own little posting club.I hope you are aware that my continued return to normal(!!?) is helped in no small part by both you & my other special friends on here. I apologise for the delay in replying to your e mails & promise I will respond in the next day or so... LadyTom...Hey, I think I love you ! XXX Thanks buddy (4 everything) J xx Be nice to round this off with an even 100 posts... |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
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With love and smiles from Angel Delight!! |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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Dear John, you must work in royal court since you are such a "hypocrite" out of NOTHING You shall not worry about this thread...my, my the thread....is all for your recovery under the instructions of Angel L Aunt T |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ When I posted this "for a pipster who needs a laugh" ~ I never dreamed that you would have so many of them! I am so happy that I was able to play a part in your returning to 'normal' after your operation. ~ and hey! I think I love LadyTom too! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Maga Margherita the Senorita ~ You're ADORABLE! ~ and I lovesya bunches! You have added soooo much to this post! ~ Your humour, your charm, your spirit of collaboration ~ and your own sweet self! As FJL says, you're an "Angel Delight"! Loves 'n hugs and a whole lotta smiley faces, Linda |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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As I now have Angels 3 Watching over me from above This is to You from Me With All My love...  . Yes EA, you may purloin the Gif & use as your own...X |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL  Thank you so much! She's adorable! ~ just like you! with love from Earth Angel ~ and her new little sidekick! ~ |
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LadyTom Member
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Oh, my goodness, Lady T!!! You are delightful! I wondered if anyone might want to make this post an even 100! ~ and it was you! ~ and three adorable little cherubs! Love to you ~ and a huge smile! Linda |
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secondhanddreampoet Member Ascendant
since 2006-11-07
Posts 6394a 'Universalist' ! |
gee...is this a record for 'reads and replies' and reply replies; etc.?!! |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
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No, it's not a record yet, but it does remind me of the close and personal relationships we saw when PiP first came along a few years ago [nearly a decade ago] and how we all got along and had lots of fun. Linda, you are an Earth Angel of Fun, that is for sure. It was wonderful to pop in tonight and see a number over 100...and see all of the fun behind it.... |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Laughter brings healing like somersaults on Spring lawn good for heart and bones Thank you dear Karilea for the healing touch! Thank you dear Bruce, relax and join the smiles! In a hurry, have a wonderful day all! love Margherita - Angel Delight |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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shdp ~ Hi, Bruce! I am amazed at the number of responses, as well! ~ Mind you, lots of them are by Betty Boop! lol I'm so pleased that you popped by! Boop, boop, be doo! F. A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Sunshine ~ Good morning, Sun! Thank you for adding some more of your Light to this fun post. I have really enjoyed myself! One thang thatsa fer shore, fun, laughter and camaraderie are still alive and well in Pipland! Love & Sun Light Linda Boop Angel |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Angel Delight Margherita ~ What a delightful senryu! ~ In keeping with your delightful personality which shone all through this pip post! On the next pleasure cruise, please join us on board instead of swimming with your dolphin friends along side of the PiP Ship Lollipop! I'd invite the dolphins aboard, however, I think it would be deleterious to their health! Loves, Laughs, 'n huggaroonies, Angel Boop Linda |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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I just popped in for a minute Got to pop right back out again If your post is not yet in it You could make it a hundred & ten... |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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We'll make it record long For this is for our HulaJohn And the calling is heavenly high Dare me not to follow along |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ You playful little munchkin! It appears by my replying to your reply, that this post is now at 110! You made me do it! lol Earthy Angel Boop |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LadyAunt Tom ~ Are you in cahoots with HulaJohn? No good could come of that union! ~ But then again, I could be wrong! lol Love to you, Aunt T! Linda Boop |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
EA, goalpost now moved... the new target is now 1-5-0 !! J x |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ Oh my! This Boop is getting pooped! But I'm 'game' if you're game! Besides, I can kick a ball harder, and farther than you would ever dream of! Boop boop be doo! Go ahead! Move the goal post! BB |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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GAME ON! It is a downright lie That Aunt Tom & I Are actually partners in crime... It is simply just We enjoy the cut & thrust Of the repartee in rhyme...  |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
The uniformed dress The hospital white the colors of free Were squared under light To paint some strips And make them rhyme The whirl wind of corridor Brought Scotland yard's delight [This message has been edited by LadyTom (03-05-2008 05:24 PM).] |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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It was raining hard in the cold coal night John was dreaming as usual But under soft ward bed The good nurse tip-toed in Surprised, John was out of sight She hurriedly pressed the button Of the fire alarm red. [This message has been edited by LadyTom (03-05-2008 05:31 PM).] |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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People all ran mad to search the precious patient While John was dreaming bad To struggle out of ice Stories of nowhere Told of John's resurrect But see there, see there he was quite alive trailing the sheet of wrap [This message has been edited by LadyTom (03-05-2008 05:34 PM).] |
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LadyTom Member
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Celling light shined soft and bright Every face was blooming warm smile We found you, we were so glad John passed them, went back to his bed dreaming in his style |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady Tom & Joan ~ I mean "John" I love you guys! ~ girls?!? You two are sooo punny! The EA in me twitters, the BB in me snickers, and the Linda in me, laughs her head off! Muuwaaah! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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John ~ ...and your "repartee in rhyme" is divine! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady Tom "The uniformed dress The hospital white" ~ 'Tis this angel nurse Of heavenly Light. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady Tom ~ Oh, no! Oh, no! Where did Johnny go?!? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Aunt-T ~ Oh, yes indeedy John gave us a fright And I'll never forget That horrible night! I then tucked him in bed He fell fast asleep In uniformed arms in Nurse Angel's keep. |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Hey, c'mon down to the bilge (earning my passage) - ain't got much on down here either. It's quiet - nobody bothers you - heck, even the boss stays away. Don't bring no wings or halo's though, them kind and the other kind stay away too - so it's be just me and you and music by the Bilge-Pump Trio. Mucho enjoyed this piece, me friend (oh, and do bring a supply of wipes - mine are getting a little "dry"). jimmy |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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jimmy boy ~ Now there's an invitation that would be hard for this Fallen Angel. to pass on! Mind you, EA would be of a different mindset! Just the two of us listening to the "Bilge-Pump Trio"? ~ How could I resist! I'll see you when I get back from the cruise! Keep your pants on! ~ or not! Make sure you have lots of moonshine waitin' fer me! Hugs 'n glugs, F. A. |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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JuJu ~ Welcome aboard! So glad you could make it! I saved a berth for you on the 'Boop' deck! Ships ahoy! Betty Boop Angel |
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KeyLimeSorbet Member
since 2008-03-05
Posts 74Colorado |
Very Cute!!! Reminds me of me sometimes!! haha just kidding! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
KeyLimeSorbet ~ I think that there is a little bit of her in each of us! However, whether we let her out or not, is the question! lol Thanks for stopping by! Perhaps you will join us on pip's next imaginary pleasure cruise! Fallen Angel (one of Earth Angel's alter egos) |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
. Sorry folks I was down below Checking we had enough jello It looks like Jimmy has come up trumps And come out of hiding from behind the pumps Am I given to understand He has formed an on board band? I’m glad he did not bring on Wings I don’t like those songs that McCartney sings Oh, and that Halo! Can’t come on board either ‘Cos I sold the picture rights to The National Enquirer Now I see another two have come to play In the shape of Ju Ju & KL Sorbet Have you told them they’ll have to work their passage And keep us all well & truly massaged? It appears they may be a mutiny brewing For I have no idea what Aunt Tom is doing It could be the plague or even scurvy That has made her go all topsy turvy May be time for Jim Boy to earn his stripes And give her a good rub down with those medicated wipes Now, before I go (And this will make you grin) Did anyone know That Margherita can’t swim? O.K. All hands on deck Time to weigh the anchor Last one to get their sail set Is a lazy Shipmate…. . |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lord love a dolphin! FJL that was fantastic! Right on the money, that be! ~ * ~ What?!? Our Margheriata cannot swim? Then what's the 'porpoise' of that dorsal fin?!? [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (03-06-2008 02:17 PM).] |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Did anyone know That Margherita can’t swim?  of course I can swim I am a brave dolphin! The water is my element I swim for my amusement. But you can also fully rely on me should there be need to save thee! I am fifty fifty don't you know even as a human I'll put on a show.  Margherita with love |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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quote:EA, everyone knows that is to hang on to when the Dolphin gets into top gear ! Marg, shades of superheroes! I always thought you were ALL woman, now you tell me you are half & half?? Linda, we gotta sell tickets to this show, we’ll make a killing !! Flipper eat your heart out…. |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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The magnificent Pip Ship Lollipop is cruise along with cheerful Dolphins swimming around in the twinkled blue ocean under the sun Nobody know that The sweetness is the dream of HolaJohn He is growing his long tongue to lick the Lollipop down. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Margherita the Dolphin Angel ~ What an adorable pic of you! I'll never doubt your dolphiness again! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ " EA, everyone knows that is to hang on to when the Dolphin gets into top gear !" ~ Hmm, I'm getting a picture in my mind that is not befitting a dolphin angel! lol "Linda, we gotta sell tickets to this show, we’ll make a killing !!" ~ Heck! I'd buy a ticket! You guys are so witty and so much fun to play with! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady Tom ~ "He is growing his long tongue to lick the Lollipop down." ~ Well John must have a mighty big tongue 'Cause the PiP Ship Lollipop is very l-o-n-g!!! (Methinks you are a naughty Aunt-T) lol |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Lady, Lady Tom... You have no idea How good I could make the shipmates feel My tongue is so long I fear I could lick the keel.. . . . . . I'd remove all the barnacles That I could find Now you should be in manacles For what was going through your mind... |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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EA, see the remark above re your minds....get it out of the galley, please! BTW, that would be something to see, how can you buy a ticket to the show you are appearing in??? |
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TomMark Member Elite
since 2007-07-27
Posts 2133LA,CA |
something was floating like a huge eel It flirted of the wave a quite appeal A few gray shadows sailed in made it the new year's first meal Aunt Tom |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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Aunt Tom, Check your e mail & I will send you the picture of what was in the water, & it was NOT an eel.... I can't post it here... |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
 John, send me a spatula. I shall show you how to cook that kind of fish. Aunt Tom [This message has been edited by LadyTom (03-06-2008 09:31 PM).] |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
HahaHAHAHAHAH...gorgeous |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dear Barnacle John, ~ Or is your name "Pete"? Those crusty crustaceans, ~ You like to eat?!? You could solve the problem, ~ That plaques ships at sea, By devouring those barnacles ~ That slow down their speed. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL Please note that it was F.A. (Fallen Angel) whose mind was "in the galley"!!! ~ NOT E.A.'s!!! Harrrumph! Earth Angel |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Aunt-T ~ You say, a HUGE eel was floating in the water?!?!? Perhaps Barnacle John will save us and eat it all up! F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ Re your following reply to Aunt-T ~ "Aunt Tom, Check your e mail & I will send you the picture of what was in the water, & it was NOT an eel.... I can't post it here..." ~ Hmmm, F.A.'s curiosity is alive and well! Mind you, if it is really SCARY, I'll pass! I may be naughty, but monsters scare me and have me quaking in my Frederick's of Hollywood knickers! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
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Aunt Tom ~ Do you mean to say, that you are going to cook up the monster fish and eat it?!? Yuuuukkk! F.A. feels nauseous! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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muted ~ My goodness! I cannot believe my eyes! You're baaack! You have been MUTE for far too long!!! So good to see that you're still alive and KICKING! Hmmm, I just got an idea! I love it when a lightbulb goes off in my head! Some of us pip girls are putting on a dance show and doing the Can-Can for the pip men. Care to join us!?! Don't worry about what to wear! I have a selection of garter belts that you can choose from! Fallen Angel can Can-Can! ~ and you can Can-Can too! F. A. |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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It was a killer whale. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady-T ~ A "killer whale"?!? Oh, that's not scary! Orca is one of my animal totems and I think they're cute! Mind you, I hear Barnacle John has a huge appetite for fishy things ~ like barnacles and whatnot. This ought to hold him for a while. lol |
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LadyTom Member
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HolaJohn's styFish.  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LT ~ lol Perhaps he could open up a Fish 'n Chicks place! ~ I mean, "Fish 'n Chips" place! He might have himself a 'whale' of a time! ~ I know, that's a groaner. F.A. |
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dollmaker Member
since 2006-08-30
Posts 155mass dorchester |
earth angel, dollmaker here may i climb in this fun ship? i am in the mood for fun... i love this great fun and funny poem! kerri |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Kerri ~ But of course pip's living doll can board the PiP Ship Lollipop! There may be a few shenanigans going on, so I will watch over you. I may be a Fallen Angel during this imaginary trip, but I'm STILL an 'angel'. lol Looking forward to seeing you! EA the Fallen Angel (but just for this trip!) |
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Goldenrose Member Elite
since 2003-05-30
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Well now what a great poem this is...is there any wonder it has so many replies? Linda a masterpiece..thank you.. Goldenrose. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Goldenrose ~ Thank you, but I think the high number of replies has more to do with the fun, lively ~ and naughty! ~ bantering that has been going on, rather than with the merit of my poem! lol A sense of humour is alive and well in pipland! Linda |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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Of course it is because of your poem. You started it, Falling A We all love you and we all love John and we all wish each other happy with the purest love and friendship. If You fall, we fall. If he sinks we all get drowned. |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
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the can-can?? HAHAHAHAHAH....well what a way to make a come back! green garter belts and red knickers....Im ready! silly you...VERY nice to see you again..and thank you for such a warm welcome back! |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
So what's going on in here? Ohhhh, I see we have new guests aboard! Welcome to sweet Kerri, dear Phil, and welcome back to adorable "muted" Dawn! Today I am in the mood of flying, soaring, circling above our ship and if you promise there won't be any pirates shooting at me, I will sit then on top of the mast and enjoy the view ... stop John before you get strange ideas! I am just the seagull Jonathan Livingstone! Richard Bach will forgive me ...  "There's got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads! " love and wing-hugs Margherita the seagull |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
quote: Well pardon me For getting my wires crossed But I’ve been so long at sea My mind has been lost It must be the diet of crustacean To which you referred Or perhaps mental constipation That has my focus blurred As for my reply to Lady T I can send you the pic But don’t go blaming me if it makes you sick Yes Barnacle John has an appetite For things smelling like fish Now are you leading me on tonight Or going to grant me my wish? If so I must swash my buckle Afore I delve into your treasure chest But you must promise not to chuckle And pretend to be impressed Linda alas Fish & Chicks Is not what I require ‘Tis an Angel with child bearing hips That I truly desire Given half a chance I surely could make you ‘Whale’ Now drop Frederick’s pants I need to repair the main sail Now who’s this wanting to make merry And join our motley crew You say her name is Kerri But Dollmaker will do ? I have been ‘toying’ with the idea Of getting on board some younger stuff FA come back here, don’t go off in a huff Your friend looks as if she could be great fun A real living Doll (if you’ll pardon the pun) And I have heard tell of that Goldenrose Apparently he was constantly sick When he served aboard the Moby Dick At least that’s how the legend goe’s Wasn’t that Muted on The Bounty? I’ll have to ask Aunt Tom She hails from LA county (That’s where the Queen Mary comes from) Maga is in the mood for flying I see Keep an eye on her if she lands on the mast Because what worries me Is what she has been having for tea The constant diet of fish I fear May give her diaorrhhea Because having one leg that is wooden I cannot move to sudden And we could all end up getting splashed.. |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
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I shall give a dash to throw out lots and lots ringed mash To get lots,lots of dolphins and earn some cash for the empty pool to re-fresh. And Look, Many gray fins are coming. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady Tom ~ What a kind and generous thing to say! ~ I agree with what you say about FJL. Pip has been getting some wonderful new talent and with a terrific sense of humour!~ Like yourself! Thank you! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Muted One ~ It's great having you back! Loved your Can-Can! John was mesmerized and amazed at how high you can kick! Thanks for joining the PiP Ship Chorus Line! ~ and the green garter belt looked great on you! ~ but you neglected to wear the red knickers!?!? tsk tsk lol Loves 'n laughs, F.A. [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (03-09-2008 11:54 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Margherita ~ I hadn't realized that you were part seagull, as well! That must be another reason that I like you so much! I adore seagulls! ~ and I loved that movie "Johnathan Livingston Seagull"! I never met a seagull that I didn't like! Love to you Maga Margherita, the Dolphin/Seagull/Angel Angelo Terrestre |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FJL ~ My word! You have a deliciously naughty pen ! I was enjoying the read immensely until I came to the following ~ "I have been ‘toying’ with the idea Of getting on board some younger stuff" Indeed, I am going "off in a huff"! ~ The nerve! I may no longer be as fresh as a daisy ~ but I have e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e!!! ~ and lots of it! I could give you a list of a hundred sailor boys who can attest to that!! Signed F.A. the Indignant! ~ and the Indecent! lol John, you had me red britches in stitches! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LT ~ Oh, no!!!!! Our poor Margherita the Senorita Tuna Dolphin. Perhaps her seagull and angel selves will be able to save her by rising her up out of the "Troubled Waters" on avian and celestial wings! |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
You know what, F.A., after all I am a maga, I'll be INVISIBLE! I'll safely travel through the dangerous waters and safely fly through bullets of any nature. They yearn for younger "stuff" you see ... but you know what, I am ageless. ... at least that's what I try to tell myself for consolation! haha The cruise continues. Have a wonderful week all! Love and joy. ... invisible Margherita (in one form or the other those who love me will still see me!) |
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FNG Member
since 2006-02-07
Posts 477 |
Hahahaha.... A long time I see a poetry that tickles me. Thanks for lightening up my day. FNG |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Maga Senorita Margherita the Tuna/Dolphin/Seagull Angel ~ or more simply put MSMTDSA You truly are an Angel Delight! You may be "invisible" to others, but as you say, "those who love me will still see me". I am one who is able to see you because I am one of those who loves you! Angelo Terrestre |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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FNG ~ Well, it certainly has been some time since I have seen those letters! It's good to 'C' you! ~ I mean, It's good to 'see' you! lol ~ and I see that you brought your funny bone along with you! I am pleased that my poem was able to tickle it for you and to "lighten up" your day! Ships ahoy! Giving you a warm, welcome-back hug, Fallen Angel (I will soon be morphing back to Earth Angel) |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
One thing I have to make it clear is that when HulaJohn was splashed into water, I thought that it must be fun when some sharks were around. Those gray fins were shark's not dolphin's. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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LT ~ Ohh! I see! Point taken! I am so relieved for Margherita the Dolphin! ~ But what about my friend Hula John!?!?! |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
You, my dear. Aren't you just throw out a big hook? I mean the really BIG one? |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
. My Angel I really hate it so When you are in a huff But it does make your skin fairly glow When you are in the buff Now FA the Indecent, I do not need to know the recent Subjects of your insatiable ardour For it is well known that you, scuppered the Titanic crew As well as the Spanish Armada But after all is said & done To me you will always be the only one And if I had choice of any exotic boquet You would still be the one I’d pluck everyday Ps, knowing how much you like a Cockatoo, please accept this one as a peace offering...( BTW, His name is Colin...)  [This message has been edited by effjayel (03-10-2008 03:02 PM).] |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
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quote: Every time I close my eyes I see Margherita Up in the skies Now you have ne’er seen a prettier sight Than our Maga in full flight Unless of course you’ve seen Aunt Tom Circlin’ the ship with No fin on? You may thinks she does this to entertain the troops No way Jose’, She’s after my hula hoops! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lady Tom ~ By the poetic responses that John just wrote, I can see what you meant by that! John has indeed come by with a BIG one! ...... Oh, oh! I just reread your reply. It would seem that it was I with the big one by way of a "hook"! Silly little ole moi. F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Dear John Yes, if truth be known, I "scuppered the Titanic crew As well as the Spanish Armada" ~ and look where that got me!!! I graciously accept your 'piece' offering and will treasure for always, your little cockatoo. F.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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HulaJohn, if I were you, I would choose my friends wisely. I may be a fallen angel, but I still know a thing or two! ~ Beware of friendly fiends with grey fins!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Hula John ~ Here's a little ha ha for you. ~ What did the loose hen say to the other hen, when she was asked which rooster she preferred? ~ Any cockatoo! Ooops! I mean, any cockle do! lol Thanks for the cockatoo graphic! |
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matronmedusa Member
since 2008-03-08
Posts 89Alabama, USA |
I love your style, Earth Angel! |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Margherita is a Hen now? I am starting to think she must be a chameleon...Oh you mean loosa as in easy! Right... I thought you meant loose as in.well being a Nurse you know what I mean Hope Alison, does not come in to night, you know how she is with chikin ( BTW, Alison & I have been having a little bit on the side behind closed doors.... you might want to check it out A's post 'Shards' & 'Nasty Secrets' & mine, well, you'll see it)...Now before you go & get all prissy on me, I did own up before Aunt Tom ratted on me, that must count?? |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
My little Cockatoo (I hope you do not start fighting with my parrott)....So now you traded in the wings for fins? Hey I just had an idea. How about after the cruise is over (which at this rate is in danger of out running the Mousetrap) what say we take the show to Vegas? It would put that sideshow at Treasure Island to shame, and we could do a variation on the theme of one putting ones head in the Lion's mouth, picture this, instead of a Lion we have a Shark ( you) & in stead of putting my head in your mouth, I insert my.... A) Hook * B) Pegleg * C) Parrott * * Cross out as applicable, alternatively, enter your own suggestion on a postcard in no more than 5,000 words.. Then we could round the show off by firing Aunt Tom from a cannon towards The Venitian & try to dislodge Maga who is sat on the roof ...Eat your heart out Circue De Solieil.... |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
Too loud, too loud Who is the cockatoo king? before you get back to Lollipop don't wake up the thunder storm queen Hula John, are your till floating? or flying in the loop? |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
No fly, no loop de loop, up to my ears in Betty Boop......Who stole my feathered friend, Alison! you bring him back, it is not a Chickin!!! Hey EA, we got a magic parakeet up there 1 minute he was there next he had gone, was you playin' with my Co...lin?? |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
sorry, in the oven!!! |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
I would not eat him Aunt T, you have no idea where he has been... |
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Balladino Junior Member
since 2008-03-06
Posts 18Prehistorical |
interesting!!! |
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Talyn Junior Member
since 2008-03-09
Posts 47North Carolina, USA |
Very cute great humor. |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
This was very cute fun to read thanks for the smile Charisma |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
matronmedusa ~ ~ intriguing username! Hi, there! Welcome aboard the pip ship! I read on your profile that you are a professional tattoo artist! I was thinking about having the Betty Boop angel graphic that I posted with this poem, emblazoned across my back! ~ What do you think? ~ Nah, I'm too chicken for the pain! lol Giving you a warm, welcoming, pip hug, F. A. (Earth Angel's alter ego) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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A 'Dear John' Letter Hula John You three-timing hula hoop! You've seen the last of Betty Boop! I thought you were a stand-up guy, But you kiss girls ~ then make them cry! Sweet E.A. is more forgivin' 'Cause she's an angel straight from heaven. ~ |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Hula John ~ Hmmm! Howsabout I stick your peg leg in YOUR moouth, you 3-timing hula hoop! Harrrumph! (yer funny, John Boy!) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady T ~ Oh, no! Hula John cannot come back on board the Lollipop! It was hard enough for me knowing that he's been carrying on with Margherita (his Angel Delight!!! Sheeesh!) ~ but now I have learned that Ms Alison is in the picture, as well! He's got alotta explainin' to do if he ever wants this fallen angel back! Grrrrrr |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Hula John ~ NO!!! I WASN'T PLAYING WITH YOUR ANYTHING!!! I AM POUTING. YOU BROKE MY HEART AND I AM LICKING MY WOUNDS. (and laughing my head off lol) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Balladino ~ Hi! Welcome aboard! Thank you for your "interesting" response! lol Giving you a warm, welcoming hug, F.A. (Earth Angel in disguise) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Talyn ~ I read in your bio that you are in medicine! ~ Me too! Uppers, downers ~ and everything in between! lol Not really. Just my attempt at a 'sick' joke! I'm glad that you enjoyed the spirit of this write! Big hug ~ big smile, F.A./B.B./E.A. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Charisma the Charming One is baaaack! What a pleasant surprise to hear from you! I can see that you have maintained your sense of humour while you've been gone! Giving you a warm, welcome-back hug and a big smiley face, Moi |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
. I was only having a bit of fun But I sure will miss that Alison She was a frisky so & so Especially whilst dressed as an Eskimo That Margherita was 3 birds in one But I give you my word she too has gone I’ll never again fool around in the dark With Aunt Tom dressed up as a Shark Take me back, Pretty please! Can’t you see I am on my knees ? Tell me what I have to do To make you fall in love again with my Cockatoo  |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
The coconut tree sways in morning wind Palm leaves caress the golden fin of rising Sun A little sand dun among the blue sea An oasis a good place where mermaids sleep Here climbed up the Hula John from Shark teeth of ocean deep He climbed up to the top of coconut tree To wish Lollipop here to make his dream There was a monkey wanted a drink He picked Hula John and throw him down [This message has been edited by LadyTom (03-11-2008 09:04 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hula John I'll take you back, ~ if you'll be true, For I sure have missed your cockatoo! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lady T ~ Yer story brings a tear ta me eye ... ~ 'n a laugh in me belly! |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
The thirsty monkey jumped off the tree He picked 4 c-nuts but only found three He scratched his head and looked at his toes Did I count my fingers or did I count my feet? |
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Margherita Member Seraphic
since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236Eternity |
Margherita three birds in one? What ya talkin’ about, hula John? F.A. it’s not true that I’m gone! A bird is a bird is a bird is a bird I’m feathery light, my word! And who suggested I was a hen? I am the dove with a touch of Zen! I use my wings to ascend and soar Sprinkling peace upon every soul. You see I must defend my reputation After all the ambiguous conversation! But now I am truly very pleased to hear that love succeeded in drying every tear. Hugs and smiles to all! Margherita alias ... chameleon ? noooooo just everything nice that fits my dreams |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
LT ~ That was sooooo cuuuuute! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Margherita la Senorita ~ "I am the dove with a touch of Zen!" ~ Yeppers! That ye be! ~ and sooooo much more! lol Enjoyed your adorable little poem, Adorable One! Love and hugs and smiles, A. T. |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Aunt Tom, get down outta that tree, I said you are nuts, not where are the nuts!!  |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Now you have given me another chance My heart’s leap frogging with delight And I can’t wait to rip off your Fredericks pants Because on me they are just too damn tight You have my word and can rest assured There is no other bird who can match your snores And just to prove how much I love you so I decided to get your name tattooed down below So there I am sitting below the decks Trying really hard to flex my biceps As Matron Medusa got out her gun And her book of tatts & said choose one I really did not know which I liked best Betty Boop Sitting on my chest Or an Angel complete with flaming halo Wings tightly wrapped around my throbbing torso? Then I remembered that a tatt is there for life And how was I going to explain that to the wife The answer came right out of the blue So I’ve renamed you Colin after the Cockatoo Ok, that’s it, this is where this voyage ends I really enjoyed the trip, thank you my friends So farewell & Adieu’ to this motley crew It’s time for Margherita to spread her wings And Aunt Tom to move on to better fins After this marathon posting I’m close to collapse FA let me know, if you want a close up of me tatts... Thar She Blows !  |
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LadyTom Member
since 2008-02-29
Posts 353LA, CA |
Hula John was dreaming under the mild Mediterranean sun Sea gulls glide above and dolphins was humming around he was rocked tenderly by the gentle hand of green sea Tons of tons of smiles broke the beach chair down. |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hula John, Perhaps you would like Matron Medusa to tattoo this picture of me on your burgeoning biceps.  The PiP Ship Lollipop is now docking. It has been fun having you aboard! Who says Brits are stiff? lol ~ I love your sense of humour! I was wondering if your wife would mind if you were to go for a spin on my new Harley? I'll have you back to her before the sun sets! ~ or not! Betty Boop Angel |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lady Tom ~ OOoooo, that was sooooo lovely! ~ Then the surprise ending made me split my Fredericks of Hollywood knickers! lol B.B.A. |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Allegedly, we Brits have a stiff upper lip, that is partly right! As for going for a ride on your Harley, I'm game as long as I can give you a ride on my custom chopper?? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Hula John ~ B.B. the F.A. says, "Sounds like a plan!" E.A. who is chaste and pure, says, "No way, Jose"! ~ and Linda is laughing her naughty little head off. Signed, Unknown |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Dear unknown Your cover is blown EA,BB,FA I know are one & the same You cannot hide behind multiple names Which is quite a shame Because all of you on me have Groan….. Could not leave post at 213, bad karma number lady… |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
John ~ How did you know that I had triskaidekaphobia! Thanks! lol Big hug 'n smiles across the miles, EA,BB,FA  |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
So thats what these spots are called...at least I now know what cream to ask for.... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hula John If your spots add up to thirteen, That surely would be bad luck! I suggest you try, a bar of lye, And scrub all those red spots out! Nurse Angel |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
It's Ok, I'm allergic to jello, apparently it helps if I rub Betty Boop all over the affected parts 3 times a day.... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hula John Okee dokie! I'll mix up some Betty Boop Goop to put on your rash! It will clear it up faster than you can say, "Boop boop de doo Goo"! N. A. |
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