What a Croc! ( Grotesque Verse from the Workshop)

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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2008-05-30 07:46 AM

Enterprising crocodile
trekked to the space dock-o-while
'spose he was a Spock-o-phile?

Robert E. Jordan
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1 posted 2008-05-30 08:18 AM

Dr.Moose1,

No doubt he was. Cute little crocodile.

Bobby

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2 posted 2008-05-30 08:28 AM

I can see it now! The cute croc on the space dock with Spock! It's enough to turn me into a crocophile! lol

I laughed so hard ~ I'm crying crocodile tears!

Loves 'n laughs,
Linda

The Shadow in Blue
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3 posted 2008-05-30 08:37 AM

I love it Doc. Your spockophile verse made me laugh. Thanks.

~Jill

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And what I assume you shall assume,
For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you."-WW

Balladeer

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4 posted 2008-05-30 09:56 AM

I cooked moose on a bed of linguini
And would up with a moosolini!

Nicely done, moose. No one is more qualified to go where no man has gone before

Alison

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

5 posted 2008-05-30 10:51 AM

I like this lots.

Hope the bathroom facilities are fixed for him up there. Wouldn't want a grumpy Spock Croc.

A

Dr.Moose1
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6 posted 2008-05-30 11:39 AM

Bobby,
This type of poetry is all gnu to me, glad you liked.
Doc

Linda,
It's all "Deers" fault , he's the one that got me started. Thanks.
Doc

Jill,
Thank you, I'm just hoping I didn't offend any "trekkies", I'd hate to have to join the "witless protection program".
Doc

Balladeer,
Thanks, I heard that dish was invented by one of my other relatives, Nostra-da-Moose.
See ya back in class.
Doc

Alison,
Thank you, I agree, but it does make one wonder about the origins of the "croc-pot".
Doc

Sunshine

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7 posted 2008-05-30 03:11 PM

We always love your wit, Doc.
Stick around for the summer [fall, winter and spring] would ya?

Dr.Moose1
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Bewilderment , USA

8 posted 2008-05-31 12:42 PM

Sunshine,
Thanks, couldn't pry me outta here with the worlds' largest lever. I'm just startin' to have fun.
Doc

Alison

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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

9 posted 2008-06-01 03:50 AM

Ya know that you just croc me up!

A

Marchmadness
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10 posted 2008-06-01 01:44 PM

Clever and witty, Doc, two of my favorite ingredients.
Ida

Dr.Moose1
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11 posted 2008-06-01 03:45 PM

Alison,
Thanks, although I'm beginning to think there's something pundamentally wrong with me.
Doc

Ida,
Thank you, that's kind of you to say.
Doc

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TinaTrivett
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12 posted 2008-06-01 05:35 PM

hehehe...

Dr.Moose1
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13 posted 2008-06-02 06:47 AM

Tina,
Thanks, glad you liked.
Doc

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