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RogueandPoet
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since 2007-06-04
Posts 126
Oregon

0 posted 2007-12-14 02:40 PM


The non-devout like offense
     it's what they know to cheer
     and the Grand Old game was listening
     and liked what it might hear.

So they graded down the pitchers mound
     and shortened all their fences
     and added teams to water down
     the talent on the benches.

They even changed their lineup cards
     less splinters for a sitter
     as the American league indulged us with
     the designated hitter.

They juiced the ball and one or all
     the players juiced themselves -
     the runs were doubling - revenues too
     under Selig all was well.

But the numbers were suspicious
     and the old guard called them foul
     twenty years of steroids
     put the purists on the prowl.

So they formed a grand commission
     to investigate the facts
     they held two years of hearings
     that were really just an act

For if they really want to do more
     than simply slap some wrists
     they'll move that every record now
     will have an asterisk.


© Copyright 2007 John Eyler - All Rights Reserved
JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
1 posted 2007-12-14 03:24 PM


Nice writing...perhaps other names are more deserving to be in those record books, but those with the juice squeezed them out of that endeavor...James
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