Open Poetry #41 |
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Halloween Clerihews |
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Xillus_Xavier Member
since 2007-10-05
Posts 72Alabama |
In my current pursuit of learning and trying every style of poetry I stumbled across "Clerihews" tonight and thought I'd give the style a try. Here's some humorous Halloween Clerihews about some famous scary characters. The Wicked Witch of the West Is feeling very depressed The hag soon disappears As she melts away in her tears Alcoholic Frankenstein's Drunk again on Vino wine Yet his walk is not the clue He staggers when he's sober too! Imprudent Count Dracula Riding in an Acura Got injured in a car wreck After biting the drivers neck Casper the Friendly Ghost Vacationed on the coast He tried and failed to tan For only the living can Michael Myers Has bad desires And causes fright On Halloween night Crazy Freddy Krueger Has claws like a cougar You better stay awake For your life is at stake The Creature from the Black Lagoon Once sauntered into a saloon And scared away all the outlaws With his scaly skin and claws The ancient Mummy Was a dummy For taking cigarette drags And setting afire his rags Mean Hannibal Lechter The keen cuisine collector He'll welcome you into his shanty You'll taste good with some Chianti [This message has been edited by Xillus_Xavier (10-29-2007 07:55 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
FANTASTIC!!!! Very much enjoyed! Clever clerihews that tickled my bone of funny! haha haha ha! Happy Halloweenie hugs to you, X_X! EA |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
![]() Good write HAPPY HALLOWEEN ARCTIC WIND |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Xillus you ertainly did a good job with this one, thanks for sharing. Lindsay |
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Xillus_Xavier Member
since 2007-10-05
Posts 72Alabama |
Thanks you Earth Angel, Arctic Wind, and LindseyP for your comments. I have now rewritten some of the clerihews and added two new ones. Happy Halloween! |
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