Open Poetry #40 |
He's ( a parody of a sort) |
Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
I'm sure that I shall never see a creature stranger than a he. "I'll just check the tires," he'll say, on the interstate highway, but as the traffic zooms on by they turn their heads to stare, and why? He's watering the bushes there. I hope his zipper catches hair. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Drauntz Member Elite
since 2007-03-16
Posts 2905Los Angeles California |
so good a poem on wrong time, wrong place and wrong stare. a poem to read with laugh. Good. have a wonderful day,lady Nan!!! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
I reckon I've seen that guy or a thousand others like him. I have a friend who says he must chaeck the trailer load everytime he wants to stop for a smoke. a good commitee can decimate communication. |
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oceanvu2 Senior Member
since 2007-02-24
Posts 1066Santa Monica, California, USA |
Howdy Pilgram! Now THAT'S really funny and a great job! I think this is an album title from Steve Martin: "Life is easy. Comedy is hard." Whatever, you nailed it! A-foliage-abusing-friend, Jim |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
LOLOLOL! Pegged me good, ya did..... ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
The best part is you guys laugh about it too. And then keep on doing it. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Kahlil Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881 |
hee hee HE! very good! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Nan~ You made me laugh with a moment of TRUE STORY recall~ The year, 1990, the Interstate Highway, I-95 through the North Carolina mountain area ... we had been following behind the travel bus for Ronnie Milsap, blind country soul singer, ... the bus signaled that it was pulling off to the side of the highway ... so we pulled over behind it in the hopes of getting an autograph ! When to our surprise, Ronnie Milsap stepped out of the bus, stepped to the rear of the vehicle, and proceeded to unzip and relieve himself in full view of the congested travelers on I-95 !!! His show crew members were doubled over in laughter at the edge of the scene~ One of them came to our car and said, "Don't think he does this all the time." "We told him it was a secluded spot." LOL .. got my autograph ... ! Didn't have that digital camera back then ! Your write also brought to mind Mr. Cool Hand Luke, Robert Redford, "I'm shaking the bushes boss !" GREAT enjoyment out of this parody lady ! *Huglets* ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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MIcountrygirl79 Junior Member
since 2007-06-13
Posts 16Michigan, USA |
LOL! Sounds like just about like all the guys in my area (rural Michigan). If you ask where the restroom is, they will almost always tell you, "Third bush on the left"! Elizabeth |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Marge, that's priceless! 'third bush on the left' -- I think I've heard that one,too. You guys are great. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Topheth Member
since 2001-09-08
Posts 297Texas |
LOL |
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