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Pilgrimage
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0 posted 2007-06-14 04:48 PM



I'm sure that I shall never see
a creature stranger than a he.
"I'll just check the tires," he'll say,
on the interstate highway,
but as the traffic zooms on by
they turn their heads to stare, and why?
He's watering the bushes there.

I hope his zipper catches hair.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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Drauntz
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1 posted 2007-06-14 05:04 PM


so good a poem on wrong time, wrong place and wrong stare.

a poem to read with laugh.

Good.

have a wonderful day,lady Nan!!!

Kethry
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2 posted 2007-06-14 05:17 PM


I reckon I've seen that guy or a thousand others like him. I have a friend who says he must chaeck the trailer load everytime he wants to stop for a smoke.

a good commitee can decimate communication.

oceanvu2
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3 posted 2007-06-14 05:34 PM


Howdy Pilgram!  Now THAT'S really funny and a great job!  I think this is an album title from Steve Martin:  "Life is easy.  Comedy is hard."  Whatever, you nailed it!

A-foliage-abusing-friend, Jim  


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4 posted 2007-06-15 01:47 AM


LOLOLOL! Pegged me good, ya did.....

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Pilgrimage
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5 posted 2007-06-15 09:38 AM


The best part is you guys laugh about it too.  And then keep on doing it.  

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Kahlil
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6 posted 2007-06-15 10:00 AM


hee hee HE!
very good!

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7 posted 2007-06-15 11:41 AM


Nan~
You made me laugh with a moment of TRUE STORY recall~

The year, 1990, the Interstate Highway, I-95 through the North Carolina mountain area ... we had been following behind the travel bus for Ronnie Milsap, blind country soul singer, ... the bus signaled that it was pulling off to the side of the highway ... so we pulled over behind it in the hopes of getting an autograph !

When to our surprise, Ronnie Milsap stepped out of the bus, stepped to the rear of the vehicle, and proceeded to unzip and relieve himself in full view of the congested travelers on I-95 !!!

His show crew members were doubled over in laughter at the edge of the scene~

One of them came to our car and said, "Don't think he does this all the time."  "We told him it was a secluded spot."

LOL .. got my autograph ... !
Didn't have that digital camera back then !

Your write also brought to mind Mr. Cool Hand Luke, Robert Redford, "I'm shaking the bushes boss !"

GREAT enjoyment out of this parody lady !

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

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MIcountrygirl79
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8 posted 2007-06-15 12:58 PM


LOL!  Sounds like just about like all the guys in my area (rural Michigan).  If you ask where the restroom is, they will almost always tell you, "Third bush on the left"!

Elizabeth

Pilgrimage
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9 posted 2007-06-15 01:04 PM


Marge, that's priceless!  

'third bush on the left' -- I think I've heard that one,too.  

You guys are great.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

Topheth
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10 posted 2007-06-15 03:56 PM


LOL
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