Another Night At Toerag's Pub

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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

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Ala bam a

0 posted 2007-06-09 10:38 AM

Another night at Toerag's Pub,
In came Balladeer
Sat and drank and drank some more
Drinking gin and beer.

He looked down the bar and saw
A face he thought he knew,
Moved down with the other drunk
And bought a round or two.

He said, "You look familiar,
Are you from around here?"
The other drunk said "Yes I am,
Let's have another beer."

'Deer said, "I lived on Cedar St.
Just around the block"
The other drunk said, "I did too!"
Balladeer was shocked.

"I went to school at Cedar Ridge"
Said Balladeer quite loud,
The other drunk said, "I did too!"
You could hear them thru the crowd.

The drunk said "My sister's getting married
To a jerk we just can't stand,
He's lewd and crude and just a bum
Isn't worth a damn.

'Deer was stunned and nearly speechless,
Said, "I can't believe my ears!
My sister's getting married too
And the guy is really weird."

In came LongJohn Silver
Asked Toe, "What's going on?"
Toe replied, Nothing much,
How you been old John?"

LongJohn said, "Not too great
Just came in for a beer,
Have you seen our old pal
That rascal Balladeer?"

Toe replied, "He's over there
Drunk on beer and gin,
Same thing every Friday night,
Drinking with his twin."

Kit McCallum

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since 2000-04-30

Posts 14774
Ontario, Canada

1 posted 2007-06-09 11:06 AM

LOL, well I've been away for a while, but it's nice to see the 3 Muskateers are still at it, rofl. Good to read about your adventures Toe!

Best wishes,
/Kit

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2007-06-09 11:06 AM

Your closing Toe-twist, darn near had me busting a gasket! You're one lovable nut bar!

You sure know how to tickle my bone of funny!

Hardy-har-har hugs,
Lindy Lou

Neeraja
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since 2002-06-22

Posts 812
The Netherlands

3 posted 2007-06-09 11:23 AM

ah... it feels so great to have a good laugh!!!

Thanks!

Neeraja

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 2007-06-09 01:24 PM

A funny tale but, listen, bub
You'll never find me in YOUR pub!
The beer is flat - the whiskey's thin
Martini's water - never gin.

The entertainment for the folks
Is Toerag telling Toerag jokes.
No sounds of laughter will you hear
But, man, it really sells the beer!

Toerag's Cocktail seems to be
The Toerag Pub's main specialty.
It was taught him by a Polish doctor...
It's made of Perrier and water.

1slick_lady
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since 2000-12-22

Posts 6088
standing on a shadow's lace

5 posted 2007-06-09 01:34 PM

too funny

Kit McCallum

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since 2000-04-30

Posts 14774
Ontario, Canada

6 posted 2007-06-10 04:37 PM

LOL, now see? I can't resist you guys, lol. Had to read again! Loved the response Michael.

Best wishes and hugs,
/Kit

Drauntz
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since 2007-03-16

Posts 2905
Los Angeles California

7 posted 2007-06-12 02:00 PM

again, life is so fun. love your poem and keep fighting.

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

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displaced

8 posted 2007-06-12 09:26 PM

ya'll are great

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

9 posted 2007-07-03 10:50 AM

ROFL... Just what was in that gin, Toe? LOL

Great write... I thoroughly enjoyed! *S*

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