Rockin' Around Hollywood (Worth A Look If You Feel Like A Laugh)

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RevengeIsMine
Senior Member

since 2006-07-08

Posts 820
Australia

0 posted 2007-03-31 11:54 PM

Someday I want to be a rock star, singing my own songs
Standing on a stage in blue jeans and a pair of thongs
Singing to an audience who’s shouting out my name
Knowing I’m on a one-way ticket to money, love and fame

Jessica Simpson will cry tears when she sees me in the street
I’ll be holding hands with John Mayer and swaying to the beat
To the beat of her broken heart as it breaks into two
Daddy cant save you this time he’s with Pamela Anderson at the zoo

Hilary duff will be heartbroken when I raise my voice
And she will realize soon enough she made the wrong choice
She should of stayed with Joel, they could have had a kid
But now she will sit wishing that they really did

Mary-Kate will be turning in her size 8 shoes
When she finds out just how much weight Oprah did loose
She’s been trying very hard to get rid of all her weight
But I just pray to god she wakes up to herself before its too late

Britney Spears will sing again with her best mate
Justin Timberlake will dump Cameron to take Britney on a date
The two will get hitched and have 2 baby boy’s
They will spend their Friday night playing with their kinky toys

Celebrities and superstardom isn’t what I want to be
I just want be a rock star singing out with glee
I don’t want fancy shoes or tiny little dresses
And I sure as hell don’t want lawyers sorting out my messes

If I could be a rock star, I’d give away my money
Give to the poor who celebrities find funny
I’m not going to be like Britney, or Anorexic like Mary-Kate
But If you make me a rock star I’ll take George Bush on a date

Free_Spirit07
Member

since 2006-01-29

Posts 222
The middle of my mind!

1 posted 2007-04-01 05:55 AM

Haha I needed a laugh or two! Good work right here, gee its been a long time coming for something funny. I think this poem will put a few smiles on ppls faces on here